GO VEGGIE!

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youre cruel

No, you're just weak. Probably from lack of meat intake.

you're cruel because of too much meat intake

I AGREE WITH ZYN

pussies

whats wrong with being pussies?

This post has been edited by Zyn on Sep 23 2009, 09:49 AM

XDDDD

FINALLY someone gets the humor in that statement

humor?

I see only bad grammar and sentence structure.

First of all - irrelevant conclusion. Poor point on your part. Secondly, please point out a) poor grammar and poor sentence structure. As a historian, I sincerely doubt you can accurately criticize my writing skills. More importantly, I HARDLY consider a spam forum a medium for the use of proper and professional writing. It is, in fact, a casual setting.

But nice try. Oh no, I started a sentence with "but."

On a side note, take a joke.

It was not an irrelevant conclusion; it was my way of saying "I see no humor.... I've read it over and over again, looking for hidden humor, but I still can only see a poorly constructed sentence. Please explain how it was funny."

YOU'RE the irrelevant one who can't take a joke.

1. You lack an apostrophe in "its".
("it's" = it is; "its" = a possessive pronoun)

I guess it should be considered poor spelling instead of poor grammar...
but if it wasn't a spelling error and was actually a possessive pronoun, then "its dead" wouldn't make sense grammatically.

"dead" is an adjective; you can't use adjectives following possessive pronouns (e.g. "bite my shiny"), unless they're followed by nouns (e.g. "bite my shiny metal ass".)

2. You improperly used "it" to refer to "meat", which you used as a plural uncountable noun; "it" is a personal pronoun used to refer to SINGULAR nouns.

3. You lack commas before and after "but now"

4 (the main cause of my criticism).
Your sentence was redundant; either "it used to be alive" or "now it's dead" would have been sufficient to convey your message.
using both kinda makes it seem like you're arguing with yourself

...historian huh?
pfft... I see writing mistakes in history books all the time.
I wouldn't even care if you were an English professor; I consider my writing skills far superior to those of all my past English professors/teachers.

I know you didn't make sure to use proper writing in that post.........
so I'll also criticize the post in which you actually TRIED to use proper and professional writing.

1. Your first two sentences -"First of all - irrelevant conclusion. Poor point on your part."- aren't proper sentences because they lack verbs; all sentences must have verbs. (although I do dislike that rule...)

2. You started a sentence with "but"

btw, I love you.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

RACE WAR

where?

dunno, i just like shouting it >_> GO MAKE A FACEBOOK AND ADD EVERYBODY SO WE CAN SPAM IT

I already have a facebook....
I already quit using it too
It made me procrastinate too much.