"Now come to papa", Ned and Alexis Transcript

[EddiesAngel4Ever]

NED: DON'T MOVE.

ALEXIS: SNAKE?
SNIPER ON THE ROOF?

NED: UH-UH.

ALEXIS: AM I UNDER ARREST?

NED: I AM JUST TAKING
A MENTAL PICTURE FOR FUTURE
REFERENCE.
YOU SEE, THIS IS HOW I WANT
TO SEE MY FRONT ENTRANCE EVERY
TIME I COME HOME --
WITH YOU RIGHT HERE IN FRONT.

ALEXIS: YOU COULD HAVE A LAWN
ORNAMENT MADE OF ME.

NED: SAY "CHEESE."

ALEXIS: CHEESE.

NED: NOW COME TO PAPA.

ALEXIS: DO YOU REALIZE
WE HAVE ONE LONG, GLORIOUS
EVENING TOGETHER?
READY OR NOT, HERE I COME.



ALEXIS: PERHAPS WE SHOULD GO
INSIDE AND NOT MAKE A SPECTACLE
OF OURSELVES.

NED: NO, NO, NO.
IT'S TOO DARK TO BE A SPECTACLE.

ALEXIS: ANYONE CAN WALK
IN AT ANY MOMENT -- AS EXCITING
AS THAT IS.

NED: WE'LL SAY YOU SAW
A RATTLESNAKE.

ALEXIS: OH, GOOD IDEA.
JAX: UNHAND MY WIFE.

NED: WHO INVITED YOU?
JAX: NOW, THE QUESTION IS,
WHO INVITED MY PARENTS?
NOT THAT THEY EVER WAI
FOR AN INVITATION.

ALEXIS: YOUR PARENTS ARE
HERE?

JAX: YEAH, ANY MINUTE NOW.
SORRY.

JERRY JUST TOLD ME,
LIKE, AN HOUR AGO.
I KNOW YOU TWO HAD PLANS.

NED: "HAVE" -- PRESENT TENSE.

JAX: THEY'RE GOING TO EXPECT
TO SEE YOU, ALEXIS.

NED: SO YOU JUST TELL THEM
THAT SHE'S OUT OF TOWN.

ALEXIS: WELL, HE CAN'T DO
THAT.

JAX: YEAH.

NED: WHY THE HELL NOT?

ALEXIS: WELL, BECAUSE
IT'S JUST TOO WOBBLY.
I MEAN, WHAT IF SOMEBODY SAW ME
IN MY CAR OR SAW ME LEAVE
THE HOTEL WITHOUT MY LUGGAGE?
AND I DON'T WANT HIS PARENTS
TO THINK THAT I WOULD LIE
TO HIM.

NED: OK, FINE.
SO JUST TELL THEM THAT SHE'S OUT
LATE FOR A DEPOSITION
OR SOMETHING.

ALEXIS: OH, SEE, HE CAN'T DO
THAT, EITHER.

NED: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

ALEXIS: WELL, YOU SEE,
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT I WAS
WORKING BECAUSE, I MEAN,
I WOULDN'T BE.

NED: SURE, YOU WOULD.
YOU WORK LATE ALL THE TIME.

ALEXIS: WELL, BUT
IF MY BELOVED HUSBAND'S FAMILY
WERE COMING IN FROM ALASKA,
I WOULD SHUFFLE THINGS
AND CANCEL THINGS D DO
WHATEVER I WOULD TO BE THERE.
I JUST WOULD.

NED: OK.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO BE
HIS WIFE, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SUCH A GOOD WIFE?
I MEAN, MOST GUYS IN REAL
MARRIAGES DON'T HAVE IT AS GOOD
AS HE DOES.

JAX: WOULD YOU CUT THE WOMAN
SOME SLACK BEFORE I REMIND
YOU WHOSE BRAINSTORM THIS WHOLE
MESS WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
LOOK, I'LL DISPATCH MY PARENTS
TO BEDS SOON AS I CAN, OK?
I'LL START HINTING THAT DAD
LOOKS TIRED AND PALE,
AND MY MOTHER WILL DO THE REST.
AND YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE REST
OF THE EVENING, MINUS A FEW
MEASLY HOURS.

ALEXIS: CAN YOU LIVE
WITH THAT?

NED: I'M STARTING
WITHOUT YOU.

ALEXIS: ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
I'LL GET THERE AS SOON AS I CAN.

NED: I KNOW, I KNOW --
SAFETY FIRST.

JAX: OH, SURE.
SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

ALEXIS: YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A WOMAN WHO SWORE SHE WOULD
NEVER GET MARRIED AND GIVE UP
HER INDEPENDENCE.

JAX: AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A MAN WHO --
WELL, A YEAR AGO WANTED NOTHING
MORE THAN TO BE MARRIED AND GIVE
UP SOME OF HIS INDEPENDENCE.

ALEXIS: SO NEITHER OF US ARE
GETTING WHAT WE WANT, HUH?

JAX: NO.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU AND THIS MAKE-BELIEVE
MARRIAGE OF OURS IS ACTUALLY
PERFECT FOR ME.
YEAH, BECAUSE IF LIFE WERE
A BANQUET, THEN YOU WOULD BE
THE SHERBET, AND YOU'RE LETTING
ME CLEANSE MY PALATE UNTIL
THE NEXT BIG -- WELL,
WHATEVER IT'S GOING TO BE.
YOU KNOW?

ALEXIS: IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT
YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN.

JAX: SAYS WHO?

ALEXIS: THERE'S JUST CERTAIN
THINGS A WIFE KNOWS,
HUSBAND DEAR.

JAX: COME ON.

[Dreamer012778]

Great Transcript Twin O Mine!!! I loved it lol, it was super spiffy lol!! Definitely classic Nexis!!! I loved it when Alexis said you could have a lawn ornament made of me LOL! It was totally awesome!!!

[EddiesAngel4Ever]

I know that was to cute...thats one of my fav's....I love when Ned say's now come to papa to awsome...they were so romantic and loving and cute i miss them so much