----> Ardor

S A Y I T F O R M E
- nineteen, gryffindor alumnus
- mentally fine (if you want to believe it)
- loyal to the grave
- except for his father
- like an onion, minus the smell
- works for snape

C O D E ;;
- dumbledore
- snape
- none of the above

F R I E N D S ;;
- black friar's union of thursday night anarchists [partners in crime]
- you're either with us or you're with the satirists [best]
- a vision after the sermon: jacob wrestling with the junior boys soccer team [good]
- the starving artist weight-loss program works... to varying degree... somethetimes [average]
- may cruise missile diplomacy keep us truthful, good, and mild [acquaintance]
- class aptitude test results are in, and it's martyr or matador for everybody! [name basis]

E N E M I E S ;;
- the grand preamble (annie get your gun, mask, ductape and some matches) [hardcore/grudge]
- dig them up and try to reason with them [respectable]
- what i destroyed on my summer vacation [rival]
- broken records [annoying]
- pink slip + 1:30% resistance to your daughter's new pony [indifferent]

R E L A T I O N S H I P S ;;
- the 18th brumaire of boomer ellsworth [final]
- bury my eyes at 1510 king st. w. [future]
- all the good guys are dead, and i'm twisting my moustache [current]
- anybody remember john enis, chair of the board of tourism for bad sex, ont.? [past]
- zombie cheerleader slumber party massacre [fling]
- cobra constant committee bake sale [flirt]
- and the award for best post-coital hug goes to... [crush]
- i've got your revolution right here, wise arse [benefits]

S T A N D U P ;;

Alecto Carrows [ XIX ] -> she's my age, why not?
"Alecto's nineteen as well, so I don't feel left out with all of the old timers. Anyway, we were never much friends in school, as I was the 'enemy' or whatever they call Gryffindors down there, but when I got my lovely tattoo we began to talk to each other. We respect each other and as I don't go for the 'hop on the town horse thing', our relationship had just stayed as a friendship. And it's nice, I reckon. Friends are good to have, in high places. Or just in general."

Azura Lestrange [ XXV ] -> we, ah, work together
"Lestrange's wife? I have enough on my plate already. I know that I think she knows that we all know she's a little too friendly with the Dark Lord, but nobody's quite complaining, especially not the man himself. It's enough that Malfoy's after my wife, but if I have the Lestrange attatched to my hip, I'm digging myself into a deeper hole. Remind me why I hopped on the bandwagon. Oh yeah, ultimate power. Riiiiight."

Narcissa Crouch [ XXIII ] -> Business contract Wife
"Well, did I have another choice? I should be raving with joy, I know. It doesn't matter that there's a four year gap. And I tried in school, I really did. Gryffindor-Slytherin is hard, I should know. Apparently she's the most wanted on Malfoy's list, or I'm just too observant for my own good. It's a hard life. But I love her and know that I won't be screwed over.

Right? Right."

Rodolphus Lestrange [ XXV ] -> he's just jealous
"All right, so he doesn't like my wife. Who gives a damn. At least he's not trying to charm her into his pants. However, as he is almost blood with the one who is trying to, I can't quite be best friends with him. That and the fact that he's supposedly older and better than me, which I beg to differ, but I don't go asking for fights. It's one of those 'if you don't bother me, I won't bother you' type things. That and I'm deathly afraid of his brother. That remains in silence, though."

C O D E ;;

I N C O N C L U S I O N ;;
Template inspired by Tracy and Rico -
Songs by Bombs Over Providence, my new favourite Canadian political punk band -
Read over the horrendously old application before trying something interesting -
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks xD -

Name: Azura Lestrange
Age | Affiliaton: 25 //
Desired Relationship: i've got your revolution right here, wise arse
History | Reason: How can I put it into perspective to let you know just how bored Azura is playing the role of Rabastan Lestrange's little wife? Even though lately Azura's become exclusive to the Dark Lord lately, she'll make an exception for Barty. She's always had a thing for younger guys, anyways.

[Sorry, I have no inspiration right now]

Hm. Not sure about the benefits, as he is married and quite loyal, but they can be friends.. or maybe a past thing? Not quite sure, I'm just trying to jump around the whole subtle cheating on his wife thing -nods-

Kick me. I've been away from the computer too long xD

Yeah, friends would be fine. I'm 97% sure Azura can be around a guy without getting the, ahem, urge.

Mkay, lol. Updated.

Oh, don't you dare. *Cissy glares*

Name: Narcissa Black-Crouch
Age | Affiliaton: Twenty-three | Knights
Desired Relationship: --the 18th brumaire of boomer ellsworth
History | Reason:

" I love my husband, I really do. There was a moment of reluctence whenever Father told me who I was engaged to, I'll admit. In fact, I gave the man quite the cold and icy shoulder our first few months. I feel dreadful about it, simply awful, with all the heart-crushing-flower-stomping rejection I gave him.

He stayed with me though, and was so determined.. I did end up smiling on my wedding day. "

Good thing I didn't xD

Updated.

Name: Rodolphus Lestrange
Age | Affiliaton: Twenty-Five, boy.
Desired Relationship: Respectable Rival
History | Reason: "Come on now, I never had a problem with the boy till Lucius. In fact, I barely even talked to the little lion before that. Once at their wedding though, Lucius exploded. I don't like his wife, all right? For all I give a damn, keep her, please. It matters to my mate though, and if it comes down to it, we'll just have to pry her from his cold, dead fingers.

Ahh, I sounded threatening again, didn't I? Heh.

Hey, it's like I always tell the boy: it isn't personal, just business."

Name: Alecto Carrows
Age | Affiliaton: 19 :: Knights
Desired Relationship: ' a vision after the sermon... '
History | Reason: Barty and Alecto were in the same year at Hogwarts, but she's only recently become close with him...if you could call it that. Their relationship is pretty kosher, because he doesn't seem game for a torrid affair, and friends are few and far between for Alecto. She respects the hell out of the man, though he frightens her a little. They're a lot alike, and though they're not the type to skip through the halls hand-in-hand, Alecto considers him a friend.

Awesome guys. Will update shortly.

Name: Hunter Craft
Age | Affiliaton: 25 // Knights
Desired Relationship: the grand preamble (annie get your gun, mask, ductape and some matches)
History | Reason: You would tihnk becasue we where family we love each other like brothers. Well not in our case. i just hate you for being the prefect child. Or as they called you 'the golden child'. How I hate you dearly. If I ever saw you alone. Your dead.

[[Is that fine for pure hate and dislike?]]

That's fine (Barty on another account). He'll just stay away from Hunter for the time being ;D

Will update soon-ish