Posts on dustindiamond.com by Diamond?

Hey gang, I think that the real Diamond posted at least some of these messages on dustindiamond.com:




12th August 2003 - 04:45:10 PM
4195 : Dustin Diamond
hello everyone. I am ashamed to post on this whore hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
'Chachi', 'Ham Span' and all the other lowlifes without the ballards to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critise, but you are not. I realise this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will die virgin




12th August 2003 - 04:46:59 PM
4196 : Dustin Diamond
sorry to real fans. anyone who posted non-lame posts, like john below, you were not included in the nerd statement.
But please do not waste your time here, this site is fake.





18th August 2003 - 10:35:55 AM
4341 : Dustin Diamond
Hey people i'm really pissed off today, you guys are telling me i'm gay well i got something to say to you, your the gay ones so look who's talkin now, sorry for you true fans out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11




27th August 2003 - 03:17:50 PM
4691 : Dustin Diamond
Why don't you people ASK me if I'm gay instead of asking strangers who don't know me? I love my fans, but damn.... SOme of you people are so stupid that you give humans a bad name. If we could just weed you morons out and remove your reproductive organs, the average IQ level of the world (along with avg income since most stupid people are trailer trash type) would increase significantly. So do us all a favor... Look up into the sky with your mouth open on a rainy day and drown yourselves you moronic turkeys.





30th December 2003 - 11:57:43 PM
6043 : Mr.Diamond himself
HA. joke's on all of you. Only ONE WORD can sum up what I think of this so-called "official" site. May I present you the word - FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD. FRAUD!! If you wanna impersonate someone,do it with more class. The "post" button here almost had me falling off my chair. It's "Post" or if you're going for exclaimation marks,it's "post!!!!" not "psot!!!1"




31st December 2003 - 12:05:01 AM
6044 : Same as the last post
And really,by the way - this is the first ever site I've been to where a new post pops up every MINUTE. I mean can you say "no lifes"? Although I'm doing the same thing this moment,in fact probably within a minute I wanted to express my perspective on the stupidity of the posts instead of giving my two cents on my two best friends! You must be kidding me if you didn't know what that meant,coming from naysayers like you. What a disgrace. Let this be my Last Message Ever here at this board.




31st December 2003 - 08:30:07 PM
6059 : D. Diamond
Hey true fans. this is actually me the REAL Dustin diamond. I am fed up with this FRAUD of a website. who ever lives in new york go here and end this pain in my butt


domain: dustindiamond.com
status: production
owner: Max Goldberg
email: max@tnug.com
address: 847A Second Avenue 302
city: New York
state: New York
postal-code: 10017
country: US
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source: joker.com




09th May 2004 - 08:12:39 PM
7416 : Dustin Diamond
Hi Kurt

How about I take a dump in YOUR mouth, asshole. Expect a letter from my lawyer, soon.

Dustin

13th August 2003 - 10:24:22 AM
4231 : Dustin's corrected statement
I am ashamed to post on this hole of a site, but i feel it is my duty.
As you all know, it is illegal to inhabit a domain name of a celebrity for reasons of profit, by abusing that persons good name- ie 'cybersquatting'. Lamers on here who are jealous of me will be sad to hear that this site is being shut down. There is also a possibility of legal action against the owner if our demands are not met.
Real fans of me should not waste their time here, go to
http://www.dustindiamond.net
This is a genuine site where you can find info on me.
All the lowlifes without the balls to post under their real names, if you were one tenth as succesful as me you might be in a position to critize, but you are not. I realize this site was set up to hurt my feelings, but it has failed. I laughed at how pathetic it is. I have been on television, and have regular sex with beautiful girls whom i do not pay. You are all nerds who need to get a life, or you will never be devirginized and will die of AIDS. Think i'm joking?

WHAT A CRAB.

...sounds like the ramblings of a desperate person

Hmmm, so it appears that Dustin thinks the intelligent way to deal with "lamers" is to write messages that clearly portray him as a desperate, washed-up, completely humorless nobody with an enormous insecurity complex. Nice going, Jackass!

Diamond's lawyer never did contact me to set up a scat party with Diamond. What a tease!

What a weak retort by Diamond. His response to allegations of homosexuality is basically "well, you're gay!" And he improperly uses the possessive form of "your" instead of "you're."

19th November 2004 - 07:43:23 PM
11175 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU AND YOUR QUEER COMRADES HAVE CROSSED THE LINE ONCE TOO OFTEN, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO RECLAIM THIS WEBSITE FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE AND TURN IT INTO A HAVEN OF SELF-WORSHIP, BUT ALSO MY LAWYERS ARE STARTING PROCEEDINGS TO SUE EVERY SINGLE GAY MAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING LAUGHING.

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZERO HOUR, BITCH. KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.







24th November 2004 - 07:34:31 PM
11259 : The Dust DOING IT FOE THA SHORTIES
Hey kids,

This is the REAL Dustin Diamond, coming at ya with a very important message.

Y'see, there are a lot of disillusioned homosexuals on this guestbook who like to insult me just because I'm a faggot-hating hypocrite. But you shouldn't listen to them, mmkay? They are nasty people who kill kittens and hate Jesus and burn the American flag. You stay away from them.

So if there's a scrawny looking, zubaz wearing jewish kid at your school who everyone likes to call names, you be nice to him and become his friend, because he may very well be THE NEXT DUSTIN DIAMOND. Mmmkay? Trust the dust.

Oh and don't do drugs.

Your friend

- Dustin

JESUS... I WOULD TOTALLY BLAME MYSELF FOR THAT FIRST ONE. HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO SUMMON THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY TO SCOUR THE WORLD OF QUEER FILTH.

(AND NO, IT WASN'T ME, EITHER.)

29th November 2004 - 02:09:12 PM
11395 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond
GOLDBERG YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR DAYS AND THOSE OF YOUR FILTHY ANAL AMIGOS ARE NUMBERED. NOT ONLY IS MY PHALANX OF LAWYERS WORKING ON RECLAIMING DUSTINDIAMOND.COM FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO MAKING CONSIDERABLE PROGRESS TOWARDS SUING EVERY SINGLE GAY AND LESBIAN IN THE COUNTRY FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. PLUS, MY NEW SITE TRUSTTHEDUST.COM WILL SOON BE AND IS GOING TO BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE WATER. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING, CHUCKLEFUCK.

OOH... HE'S GOT A PHALANX NOW! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

06th March 2005 - 12:26:40 PM
12637 : Dustin\'s official response
SUCK MY HAIRY JEW-BALLS, YOU CUM-SPELUNKERS

Diamond, have you always been a compulzive liar? I want you to provide one picture of you and one of the "beautiful girls" with whom you "have regular sex." If you've been with some many beautiful girls, why do you hit on fat chicks at the Arby's?

Yeah Diamond,
What the fuck is critise? Is that some kind of crazy sex postition that you and Belding came up with? If so, please share you hook nosed freak!


ROCCO

Check out this great post from the real Dustin Diamond that I just found on DD.com: