Diamond goes to a Dodger Game

Diamond, remember during the last season of the New Class Mr. B took you to a Dodgers/ Padres game? Remember how by this time you had become one of the queerest couples ever? Remember how you had already rubbed lotion on Mr. B, rode tandem bikes, and camped out together in a tiny bed while in Paris? Remember how you couldn't even make a move without Mr. B? Remember during the game you realized you had to take a wicked shit? Remember how you tried to hold it in as you didn't want to ruin your lovers time at the game? Remember how the shit kept coming and you finally asked Mr. B to take you to the bathroom? Remember how Mr. B told you to go yourself? Remember how by this point you had become so retarded that you were totally incapable of going to the bathroom yourself? Remember how you begged Mr. B to take you to the bathroom as the Dodgers had a 13-0 lead and it was only the 2nd inning? Remember how this angered the Big Bopper and he told you he hadn't spent 20 bucks on 2 bleacher seats in order to take you to the bathroom? Remember how you whined until Mr. B told you to shut your "hooknosed , cocksucking, Jew faggot mouth"? Remember how uncomfortable you got and you started squirming and letting out a few "Zoinks" annoying Mr. B even more? Remember how Mr. B leaned away from you an let a loud fart rip? Remember how the stench made you gag, and at that moment your bowels again constricted and forced out a large cum filled watery shit? Remember how everyone around you heard you shit and began yelling at you? Remember how Mr. B told you that you had ruined the game for him? Remember when a trucker who was sitting behind you started beating you over the head with a beer bottle that he had snuck in? Remember how your Zubaz were covered in your watery shit and you began to cry and scream "Zoinks" as the trucker continued to beat your enormous Jew fro? Remember how you closed your eyes and wished you and Mr. B were back in Paris riding a tandem bike instead of being at the Dodgers game where you had shit yourself? Remember when Mr. B slugged you in the gut and the trucker stood up, dripped his pants, and shit on your head? Remember when Mr. B whipped out his massive cock and shoved it in your mouth? Remember how Zack's Dad had been taking in the game from a luxury box and had spied your ordeal? Remember how he raced to you, but instead of helping you began spitroasting you with Mr. B? Remember how his client had followed him and Zacks Dad sold him 100 computers while he spitroast you and his client jerked off? Remember how the trucker had a second shit and let it loose all over your body? Remember how Mr. B and Zack's Dad pulled out and blew their loads all over your face? Remember how security came down and everyone blamed you for shitting your pants? Remember how security took one look at your feces and jizz covered body? Remember how your Zubaz were tattered and torn? Remember how security immediately blamed you solely, and thanked everyone else for keepeing you under control by buttslamming, shitting, and jizzing on you? Remember how you once again began yelling ,"zoinks" and security decided to tase you? Remember how they tased your nuts and you let loose another shit? Remember how mad that made them and they drug you the three rows to the top of the stadium and threw you off? Remember how you fell all the way down to the parking lot where you landed and broke all your ribs? Remember how everyone including Mr. B cheered the security guards? Remember how Mr. B went back to watching the game and even ate the hot dog you had left behind? Remember how he did pick you up after the game, but made you ride in the trunk of his Yugo? You sure were an annoying bitch that time!


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I'm surprised that Diamond kept going to Dodgers games with Belding after all of the other times he was anally violated by Belding as chronicled in previous "Remember whens..."

I think by that time Diamonds brain was just a jizz covered ball of mush. I doubt he even remembered any of the previous attacks, my favorite being the episode where Diamond wanted some nuts and Belding led him to an empty janitors closet where he was viciously attacked! Diamond sure was a dumb fuck that time!

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You mean this one?

Thats the one. I love how Diamond believes that Mr. B left his leftover nuts from the night before in the janitors closet! Everyone knows Belding never has everything leftover.

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