Quick question

[Dner]

Hey Diamond, can I spray fart in your mouth giving you a chocolate gillespie? Could I then wipe my ass with your huge conk and neatly trimmed beard? Could I then bite down hard on you ball sack and launch a rectal rocket on your chest? Please get back to me!

[Deucer]

Screech, please get in touch so that we can hook up in a sleazy motel and I can give you a "golden egg yolk" - that's where I ejaculate and then urinate inside your ass. I would also like it if you could arrange for Dennis Haskins to burst in on us and shout "Hey hey hey, what's going on in here?" before joining in the fun. Call me!

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, you can call me "Fred Flintstone," because I will make your "bed rock!!!" Call me, you gay icon!

Do you like fast food? Because I've got a nice big "whopper" in my pants for you! I'll feed it to you rectally!

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, is it cool with you if I stomp on your hairless pre-pubescent nutsack while wearing golf cleats? Also, you you mind if I stick a red-hot fireplace poker up your ass? Please contact me to discuss!

[Dner]

Dustin, is it cool if I fart out some raw hamburger into your mouth? Is it cool if I piss in your eyes while singing "Havin' A Roni" by Vanilla Ice?

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, is it cool with you if I heat up some hot bacon grease in a frying pan and fire it right in your face and then smack you in the face with the pan? Would you mind if I dumped a gallon of boiling hot water on your tiny cock and balls and then stuck a couple Barbie Dolls up your ass while my stereo plays the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, is it cool with you if I heat up some hot bacon grease in a frying pan and fire it right in your face and then smack you in the face with the pan? Would you mind if I dumped a gallon of boiling hot water on your tiny cock and balls and then stuck a couple Barbie Dolls up your ass while my stereo plays the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua?

[Fagbusters]

DUSTIN, IS IT COOL IF I SUMMON THE FLY-DEMON BEELZEBUB AND HAVE HIS LEGION OF FLIES GNAW ON THE INSIDES OF YOUR RECTAL CAVITY, UNTIL YOU GO INSANE AND RAM HIS SPIKED DEVIL COCK UP YOUR ASS TO SCRATCH AWAY THE ITCHING?

[Ox_]

Remember when you used to have a full time job?

[Fagbusters]

WHO... ME, OR SCREECH?

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, is it cool with you if I take a huge shit on your chin and then scoop up the shit with a spoon and lodge all of it up into your nostrils? Also, would you mind if I teabag you after my shit hardens inside of your nose, making it impossible for you to breathe from your nose? Please get back to me immediately, as this is a serious and important question!

[Dner]

Yo Dustin, is it cool if I take a helium tank and pump your rectum with helium? Is it cool if I invite Kurt Steinberg over and we take turns taking helium hits from your puckerhole whilst watching my old VHS recordings of the USA original series "Pacific Blue?" Is it cool if we all get greased up and wrestle on a tarp? Is it cool if we all get in a train and fuck our brains out whilst quoting the 1987 film "Teen Wolf, Too?" Is it cool if Kurt and I jizz all over you and then both drop a huge nasty dump in your mouth? Is it cool if we tie you up and make you watch the 1985 teen film "Just One of the Guys" for hours on end? Please get back to me soon so I can ask Kurt if he'd join in!

[Kurt Steinberg]

Diamond, is it cool with you if I eat some burritoes and then take a huge Taco Bell shit in your frying pan? Also, would you mind if I heat the shit up on your stove and made you inhale the fumes of my frying shit? Would it also be ok if, after heating up the shit, I left the stove on "high," forced your face into the flame to ignite your neatly trimmed beard, and then left the flame on until your house burned down? Please contact me to discuss and let me know if you are "hip" to my plan.

P.S. Which would technically be considered to be more "flaming," your stove or you?

[Dner]

Hey Diamond, is it cool if I eat cabbage and Taco Bell for a week and not shit the whole time? Is it cool if I seduce you with promisses of nude Belding photo's and acting work? Is it cool if when you are under my suduction spell and blow my storage of stool on your face? Is it cool if I fuck your shit filled mouth whilst punching you in the head? Is it cool if I knock you unconscious? Is it cool if I get into black face and pretend to be Milo the janitor when you finally come too? Is it cool if I ram my mop prop up your leather starfish whilst spouting of ebonics giberish? Is it cool if I then beat your shins with the mop stick screaming something about a fat chick named Lucia? Is it then cool if I say "the pipes have ears..." and subsequently crack you across the face with a lead pipe? Is it cool if I have vicious prison style ass rape with your body? Is it cool if I wrap your unconscious body up in a shower curtain and give it to Gay Zack for his further pleasure?

[Kurt Steinberg]

Screech, remember when you contracted all of those STDs from Belding, Tuttle, Dewey, James the Actor, Max, Slater, and Zack's dad from all of the times that they ass-raped you against your will? Does it bother you knowing that that none of them ever gave you a reach-around while defiling you? Does it piss you off that your mom, Mrs. Powers, never believed you when you told her that you were a victim of homosexual rape because she just assumed that you were a flaming queer? Please contact me to discuss.