Slam dunk

Hey Screech, it's me, Basketball megastar Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr. Do you wanna meet up sometime for some one-on-one action? I'll teach you how to control your balls and I know you'll just love it when I "slam dunk" my HIV+ load down your throat. Call me!

Magic, it's me, actor Jim J Bullock. You may remember me from the TV shows "Too Close For Comfort" and "Hollywod Squares." I am also HIV+ and would enjoy watching you slam dunk your HIV+ semen down Screech's throat. I'll be masturabating in the corner of the room and will time myself so that I shoot my cum down Screech's throat at the exact moment you slam dunk yours down there. I think that Screech will definitely "double dribble" our HIV jucies.

Hot damn! I do believe I would like to be there for that. I'm quite confident that some Jm (how did you forget to spell your own name?) J Bullock HIV sperm mixed in with Magic's sperm would definietly give Diamond the Super Aids we have heard so much about!!! Hopefully this can be set up quickly.


ROCCO

Rocco, please pardon my mispellings. I was typing with loads from two random strangers dripping off my eyelids from a pleasurable session in the alley behind "Bottoms Up," my favorite gay bar.

Magic and JM (what a queer way of spelling "Jim"), have you guys ever been to the "Pacific Rim," a queer bar in Key West? There's some hot swapping of HIV+ bodily fluids taking place in the third bathroom stall on the second level every weekend! One of you should bring Screech next Thursday. You may find this hard to believe, but I'm farily certain that I saw the real Mr. Belding in there with the MovieFone jew-fro actor last week!!! It was so hot!!!!

Hey Screech, it's me, ice hockey legend Wayne Gretzky. Listen, I might not be HIV+ but I'd still love to go "one-on-one" with you on the ice. First I'd show you some 'high sticking' and how to 'dump the puck'. Then you could go in goal, and I'd carefully line my stick up with your 5-hole, then slip one hard and fast between your pads, making sure I shoot deep and hard into your box. Call me!

Wayne,
I'd say you've got alot on your hands to be soliticing Diamond for Hot man Love! You need to take care of that gambling Ho of yours before she loses all your NHL loot! If you don't you won't have anything left for Zubaz, fro wigs, and acid washed jeans!


ROCCO

hi screech, it's me, freddy mercury. You may remember me as the lead singer of Queen. I've been HIV+ since the 80s. You probably heard that I died 15 years ago. However, rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm very much alive and have been living in Mr. Belding's gay brothel. He's letting me out tonight so I can meet up with you, Magic Johnson, and JM J Bullock for an HIV+ orgy. You're gonna get coated with HIV+ semen during this gay orgy.

Hi Screech, it's me, former sports superstar and honest upstanding citizen O.J. "The Juice" Simpson. Is it cool if I pull you off the street one day, bundle you into my Bronco, force my powerful black salamander into your mouth and then "loose the juice" into your fro? Then I'd like to turn around and launch a shit biscuit into your ravaged mouth. Call me!

all this HIV+ talk is making me drip pre-cum in my zubaz. I could imagine Magic shoving his huge black cock in Dustins mouth and filling him with his spunk. Dustin would gently message Magics balls as his shaft moved back and forth in Dustins mouth.

screech, it's me, charles nelson reilly. You may remember me from the TV show Hollywood Squares. I am a raging homosexual and all this talk of HIV splashing all around your body is really turning me on. JM J Bullock, Magic Johnson, OJ, and I need to tie you down with your rainbow pants and then coat you with our STD-tainted seed.

Hi Screech, it's me, former NBA star (and cross-dresser) Dennis Rodman, a.k.a., the "Worm." i'd like to join with Magic and ream your ass NBA-style. I'm not sure if I have AIDS yet, but I probably have some other STDs I can give me. i'll stick my black worm up your jewish butt and you'll have to wait to see which STDs you contract.

hi screech, it's me, liberace. you probably heard that I died of AIDS in the 80s are years of unprotected buttsex with random men. however, your former principal/butt buddy, Mr. Belding, performed a sceance and has helped me to rise from the dead. apparently Mr. Belding is experienced in witchcraft and and brought back lots of homosexuals from the dead to ravage you. i want you to meet me at my Beverly Hills mansion and then Mr. Belding and I will double team you on top of my grand piano until your anus drapes open like a wizard's sleeve and HIV fluids are dripping out of it.

Eyy Screech, it's-a me, Versace. You may remember me being murdered by my gay lover in 1997, but Belding has resurrected me in the seance described above. I hope you like-a da taste of HIV+ spooge, as well as marathon unprotected buttsex sessions with multiple partners, because me, Liberace and Freddie Mercury are-a comin' to give you a gang-raping from beyond the grave that you ain't never gonna forget! Ciao for now, sweet-cheeks!

I say, do you fellows mind if I join in with this supernatural shindig? I'm simply aching to give that Screech boy's rump a ruddy good seeing-to! It'll be just like being back in Reading Gaol.