"Mr. Balding" recap
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"Mr. Balding" recap| Kurt Steinberg |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 07:24 PM
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Diamond, remember that episode where you told Mr. Belding that he needed to start using Rogaine because he was losing his hair? Remember when you started calling him "Mr. Balding" and laughed and said "Zoinks!" each time you said something about Belding's male pattern baldness? Remember how mad your rude comments made Belding? Remember when Belding called you into his office while you were at lunch and you walked into his office and said, "what did you want to see me about Mr. Balding? Zoinks!" Remember when Belding threw a haymaker at you, connecting you your huge hook nose and sending you flying head-first into his bookcase? Remember when Belding said, "I'll show you how much hair I still have! I also have a dandruff problem and you are going to eat my dandruff, you Zubaz-wearing cum wizard!!!" Remember when Belding laid you our on the floor and then started shaking off dandruff from his head? Remember how it looked like a blizzard in Belding's office with his dandruff falling down into your mouth on in your jew-fro and on your face? Remember when Belding said, "how does that dandruff taste, shithead? Now that you're had the main course, how about some dessert? I have some tasty homemade chips for you!" Remember when Belding pulled down his polyester trousers and farted right in your face? Remember how it appeared as though Belding hadn't wiped his ass for weeks? Remember when Bleding started shaking loose fecal chips from his matted ass hair? Remember when the fecal chips landed in your mouth and eyes? Remember when you contracted pink eye? Remember when Belding shook fecal chips loose for the next 15 minutes until he was sick of doing so and then tore off your Zubaz and anally violated you? Mr. Belding sure was sensitive about his baldness that time!
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| rocco |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 08:16 PM
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That was a fine episode! With the millions of things people could mock Diamond for you think he would have been more sensitive to the Chief's balding head. He totally deserved that lesson Belding taught his ass!
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