Quotes, Just read the fickin' title!

[Tempe_B]

So, I thought we needed a quote board.


Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.



This is one from my friend and I.

*I got kicked out of the house because my mom has a date (I really didn't want to know, but she decided to go into details.) so I'm at my friend's house.*

Me: *Sitting in the really cool massage chair* This makes my boobs jiggle.
Rae: Congrats, KP.
Me: You should be so proud.
Rae: I am. I'm dancing on the inside.
Me: God, now I have to tinkle.
Rae: Thanks for sharing.
Me: Well, just incase there's a fire, you'll know where I'll be! Putting out the fire! *I get up, and fall* I have the tact of a Nazi storm trooper!
Rae: And I'm still dancing on the inside.

[boothbot]

Me and my friend went out to dinner last night, and we got this dessert, and the waiter came over when I was about to stuff this huge piece of cake in my mouth.

Me: *About to take a bite out of a huge piece of cake*
Waiter: Hey, how you guys, *looks at me and laughs* Oh, nevermind. *Walks away*

I'm not a pig or anything. But it was really good.

And later that night...

Waiter: *Hands us water*
Me: Do you think you could give us a children's menu so we can color?

[Tempe_B]

Haha, nice!

I was on the phone with my best friend from Chicago a few nights ago, and she, erm, had some ineresting things to say.

Rated PG-13ish.

Mel: You know it was great sex if you get a bladder infection from it.
Me: I would assume so. Did you go to the doctor?
Mel: Yup!
Me: Grown up one, or little kid one?
Mel: Little kid one? Hehe, I'm a dork.
Me: What did he say?
Mel: He was pretty much speechless. It was great.
Me: You made a doctor speechless and you're proud of it. How come I'm not suprised.

Hehe, we have good times.

[CSI_Bones_FanGirl]

Ok, LMAO... a somewhat guilty laugh, but still... that's funny, Kenny.

That one about the kid menus was super cute, too, Alana!

Man... I really need to visit the Nightclub more often. Where's my version of Angela when I need her?

Sometimes I'm so much like Tempe, it's scary. I hadn't been in the Nightclub forum for a long time... and this is supposed to be the cool fun place to hang out.

--Jen

[AgentBooth]

This is my personal favorite stupid thing I've ever said:

Me: I wouldn't trust me if I were me. Wait....I AM me....

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This is a quote from my favorite teacher ever:

Mr. R: When I grow up, I want to be a sticker.

[Snicker4ever06]

Ok I'm just gonna put in a portion of the convo that I had with my friends yesterday at lunch cause if I put the whole thing in I might be banned.


Me: I can't believe Gabby said that!!!
Danielle: I know. Imagine my surprise!! I'm dating a rapist!!!
Me: (spits out water all over the place)


Ok it doesn't sound funny but it was a joke cause Gabby liked Collin Danielle's boyfriend. So Gabby has been trying to get Dan to break up with Collin for the past two eeks. So yesterday Gabby walks up to danielle and says very blatantly, "Collin is a rapist. You have to break up with him". This was just another ploy to get Dan to break up with Collin. It didn't work. Danielle keeled over laughing and then cursed gabby out which was hilarious because she did it with a smile.

[boothbot]

I wanna put a really funny quote that took place during my lunch period, but I'm afraid it might be way to inappropriate. ...

[Snicker4ever06]

This really happened. Corey is my brother.


Corey: Go to Hell!!!!
Priest: (gasps)


Yes Corey really said that to a priest. He was kicked out of camp for teh rest of the summer.

[Tempe_B]

Me: Was that suppose to a valid point?
Friend: Well, it waaaas before you said that.

My VERY white friend: I hate white people; they're so pale. It's like snow cones wtihout the color. (She was joking, and it really made me laugh.)

Warning, sexual shit.

Background info for this one.
So, we have this sub in math, right? Right. Well, you can totally see his penis just dangling there. So, like a good friend, I told my friend next to me.

Me: We shall call him Mr Dangly Penis.
Friend: He doesn't deserve a huge penis.


Same class, same friend, different conversation.

Friend: But I still love him, even though (something about his penis, I don't remember)
Me: That's a special kind of love.

So, that was our math class. We talked about penis sizes. How weird are we? HAha.

[CSI_Bones_FanGirl]

LMAO!!! Too funny! What better to talk about in math class, afterall, then the size of the substitute's .. um... "package".

--Jen

[AgentBooth]

This is one of my personal favorites from my friend Katie (who is insane.):

Katie: *walks up to me* Help put a gypsy into Congress! *shakes my hand and walks away*

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This is an AIM conversation between me and her:
Scout63092 (Katie): We aren't insane!
Jak Dax Luver12 (Me): *rocks back and forth and mumbles incoherently*

[Tempe_B]

Haha, yes, friends can be the most insane people in the world. Or the sanest, depending on the way you look at it.

So, my friend Allison pushed my friend Chris (we call him Bean) this morning. This is what happened a little while afterwards when we ragged on her.

Allison: You called me an Allison!
Bean and I: ....isn't that your name?
Allison: Well...yeah. But I'm not an 'an'!

Me: We should make a documentary about her.
Bean: This is Kenny and Bean, reporting from the most dangerous jungle in the world; high school. We are here to watch how the Allison tries to fit in.
Allison: You guys are mean! I hate you, you fags!
Me: Yeah, whatever, fatty. (She's not fat, but she thinks she is, so I say that whenever she's mean.)
Allison: *runs away*
Bean: Score!

[WolvGambit]

I'd have to say my all times favorite quotes are.

House
"Welcome aboard the good ship ass-kisser. Nice day for a sail, pucker up me hardies."

"As the philosphper Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want."

"Somebody left this on my chair. It’s clever. Forces me to either deal with the file or never sit down again."

"Aha and you wanted Rhivka to feel all gemutlicht. I get it it's a shanda."

(House referring to Cuddy) "Afternoon delight, she just loves the hard wood."

"Lungs, skin...skin, lungs...Sklungs?"

"Differential diagnosis for getting-off." Pause. "Differental diagnosis for ejaculation. Don't make me say that again."


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Bones
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"Your a scientist Bones, use your mutant powers and talk people to death." - Booth

"Maybe you shouldn't've eaten all that pudding." -Hodgins

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Thir13en Ghosts
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Dennis
"If you haven't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak!"

Maggie
"Did the lawyer split?"

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Mrs. Doubtfire
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"First day as a woman and I'm already having hot flashes.

and there is more listed on my profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/~lediableblanc

and a personal quote from me.

"Crazy? What, no I'm completely sane. Well, almost."

or

"Mom when was I ever well?" Pause. "That's right, never. I never had any marbles to loose in the first place."

or

"Sure, I left in the car. Of course I brought it with me."

and lastly

"Friends, Romans, Ceaser...lend me your salad!"

[Snicker4ever06]

Well here's my personal quote. I made it up you still I will be forced to hunt you down and poke you repeatedly until you disclaim it.

Me: I'm not crazy...I'm obsessed. (this one came about when people kept calling me crazy because all I ever talked about was Mr. Bollette)

Me: ChaChing

Me: (poking Danielle repeatedly) Epithelials!!!!!!

Me: What the HELL is Sinus Sex!?!?!?!?

Me: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and commit suicide.

[boothbot]

I am in a quot-ey kind of mood, so watch yo self.

Me & Others:

Dad: So basically, we could get about 30,000 dollars.
*Slience*
Me: *Small giggles*
Dad: *Laughter*
Me: *Shrieks and looks like an evil villian*
Then we both sat in the car like that for about 2 minutes.

Teacher: What do you call a fetus that gets aborted?
Me: The abortee?

Stupid Kid in Class: NO! DON'T REMIND HIM!
Me: I just wanna ask him a question! *I started to walk out of th room, but I did not forget to say loudly: God, it's not my fault you're an idiot!

Me: Kev, what did you do over break?
Kev: It was wierd, I was trapped in this basement, and this guy kept making me put lotion on my skin.

*After the girl fight in front of my friend's locker*
"B**** got juice on my locker!"

After me and my friend put the dishes away, her dad came in and saw how I had arranged the spoons and called it, "Cattywampus."

Will & Grace:

Helen: "Where's Will?"
Karen: "Oh for God's sake it's just gonna be the four of us, grab a bottle hunker down and pray for daylight!"

Jack: "Besides, Will's already at the clinic right now emptying his vast indifference into a dixie cup."

Will: "Martha Stewart Living? Let me explain, my people to you. We enjoy, but are not turned on by the perfect scone!"

Rosario: "What can I say chica, the heart wants what it wants!"
Jack: "But with gardener?"

Jack: "There are no straight men. There are only men who haven't met Jack."

Will: "How do you stop unwanted homosexuals from invading your office?"

That 70's Show:

Hyde: "I've just went through every Steve McQueen scenario I could think of, and I've only come up with one thing."
Eric: "What's that?"
Hyde: "Steve McQueen, is a total badass."

Eric: "GLORIOUS PANTIES!"

Eric: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but Kelso nailed your sister."

Eric: "DUCK SEASON!"
Hyde: "WABBIT SEASON!"
Eric: "DUCK SEASON!"
Hyde: "WABBIT SEASON!"
Eric: "DUCK SEASON!"
Hyde: "WABBIT SEASON!"



Heh. Quote craving accomplished.