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Title: Bullshit bulletin at Myspace
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JFav - July 23, 2006 07:35 PM (GMT)
from a person whos there, in the midst.

The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window.

He said Son, stand there and tell me what you see?

I see trees and cars and our neighbors houses. He replied.

OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush.

Our son giggled and said OK.

Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country my husband said.

OK Dad, Im pretending.

Now I want you to stand there and look out the window and pretend you see Saddam come out of his house with his wife, he has her by the hair and is hitting her. You see her bleeding and crying. He hits her in the face, he throws her on the ground, then he starts to kick her to death. Their children run out and are afraid to stop him, they are screaming and crying, they are watching this but do nothing because they are kids and they are afraid of their father.
You see all of this, son. What do you do?

Dad?

What do you do son?

Id call the police, Dad.

OK. Pretend that the police are the United Nations. They take your call. They listen to what you know and saw but they refuse to help. What do you do then son?

Dad but the police are supposed to help! My son starts to whine.

They dont want to son, because they say that it is not their place or your place to get involved and that you should stay out of it, my husband says.

But Dad he killed her!! my son exclaims.

I know he did but the police tell you to stay out of it. Now I want you to look out that window and pretend you see our neighbor who youre pretending is Saddam turn around and do the same thing to his children.

Daddy he kills them?

Yes son, he does. What do you do?

Well, if the police dont want to help, I will go and ask my next door neighbor to help me stop him. Our son says.

Son, our next door neighbor sees what is happening and refuses to get involved as well. He refuses to open the door and help you stop him, my husband says.

But Dad, I NEED help!!! I cant stop him by myself!!

WHAT DO YOU DO SON? Our son starts to cry.

OK, no one wants to help you, the man across the street saw you ask for help and saw that no one would help you stop him. He stands taller and puffs out his chest. Guess what he does next son?

What Daddy?

He walks across the street to the old ladies house and breaks down her door and drags her out, steals all her stuff and sets her house on fire and then he kills her. He turns around and sees you standing in the window and laughs at you. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Daddy

WHAT DO YOU DO? Our son is crying and he looks down and he whispers, Id close the blinds, Daddy.

My husband looks at our son with tears in his eyes and asks him. Why?

Because Daddy. The police are supposed to help people who need them and they wont help You always say that neighbors are supposed to HELP neighbors, but they wont help either. They wont help me stop him Im afraid I cant do it by myself Daddy. I cant look out my window and just watch him do all these terrible things and and do nothing so. Im just going to close the blinds so I cant see what hes doing.. and Im going to pretend that it is not happening.

I start to cry. My husband looks at our nine year old son standing in the window, looking pitiful and ashamed at his answers to my husbands questions and he says

Son

Yes, Daddy.

Open the blinds because that man hes at your front door WHAT DO YOU DO?

My son looks at his father, anger and defiance in his eyes. He balls up his tiny fists and looks his father square in the eyes, without hesitation he says: I DEFEND MY FAMILY DAD!! IM NOT GONNA LET HIM HURT MOMMY OR MY SISTER, DAD!!! IM GONNA FIGHT HIM, DAD, IM GONNA FIGHT HIM!!!!!

I saw a tear roll down my husbands cheek and he grabs our son to his chest and hugs him tight and says Its too late to fight him, hes too strong and hes already at YOUR front door son you should have stopped him BEFORE he killed his wife, and his children and the old lady across the way. You have to do whats right, even if you have to do it alone, before its too late. my husband whispers. THAT scenario I just gave you is WHY we are at war with Iraq. When good men stand by and let evil happen son, THAT is the greatest atrocities in the world wont affect him. YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALONE! BE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! BE PROUD OF OUR TROOPS!! SUPPORT THEM!!! SUPPORT AMERICA SO THAT IN THE FUTURE OUR CHILDREN WILL NEVER HAVE TO CLOSE THEIR BLINDS

This should be printed in every newspaper and posted in every school in America. Of course that wont happen so well use the internet. If your blinds are closed do nothing with this message. If they are open I do not need to tell you what to do.

GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!

and btw I did not write this, I just copied and pasted. Umm my take on it is, did they have to be so ridiculous to the kid, I mean c'mon who does that kind of shit? :angry:

Flying_penguin - July 24, 2006 02:16 PM (GMT)
President Bush? Look, if that happens, i'll call the police for REAL, and look, the us is a major part of the UN, plus they didn't go to Iraq because of that!! :angry: ! All they wanted was cheaper petrol!! <_< They first said that they had hidden biological weapons, and went to the UN, and it turned out to be false. than they brought the Saddam thingy, people got bored, some followed (and now regret, e.g Italy), our losy president was 'insulted' ("Chirac est un ver' is the most riddiculous thing i've ever heard in french, and belive me, i do baby sitting) and then, they went there, made lots of sad people miserable, (which is worse). These people are stupid blokes who belive that Oncle Sam is real and is 60yrs old for more than 40 years now. The kid is smart and should go the hell away from those fuckers.

JFav - July 24, 2006 06:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flying_penguin @ Jul 24 2006, 08:16 AM)
President Bush? Look, if that happens, i'll call the police for REAL, and look, the us is a major part of the UN, plus they didn't go to Iraq because of that!! :angry: ! All they wanted was cheaper petrol!! <_< They first said that they had hidden biological weapons, and went to the UN, and it turned out to be false. than they brought the Saddam thingy, people got bored, some followed (and now regret, e.g Italy), our losy president was 'insulted' ("Chirac est un ver' is the most riddiculous thing i've ever heard in french, and belive me, i do baby sitting) and then, they went there, made lots of sad people miserable, (which is worse). These people are stupid blokes who belive that Oncle Sam is real and is 60yrs old for more than 40 years now. The kid is smart and should go the hell away from those fuckers.

Well, holy shit Penguin, if I didn't think it could be more igonorant. That post is fucking retarded, so I gather you believe Iraq is over Oil?? hahahah you should stop repeating what other people say, and develop your own opinion. The whole "Oil for blood" bandwagon has since passed by this city and state, and I tell you what, ask a us troop about that, I bet you would get your ass kicked :P

Jinx - July 25, 2006 01:49 AM (GMT)
Did you really expect anything more out of someone who labels themself as a "certified virtual airplane crasher"?

JFav - July 25, 2006 03:01 AM (GMT)
hahahahahah so good

God - July 25, 2006 08:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flying_penguin @ Jul 24 2006, 02:16 PM)
President Bush? Look, if that happens, i'll call the police for REAL, and look, the us is a major part of the UN, plus they didn't go to Iraq because of that!! :angry: ! All they wanted was cheaper petrol!! <_< They first said that they had hidden biological weapons, and went to the UN, and it turned out to be false. than they brought the Saddam thingy, people got bored, some followed (and now regret, e.g Italy), our losy president was 'insulted' ("Chirac est un ver' is the most riddiculous thing i've ever heard in french, and belive me, i do baby sitting) and then, they went there, made lots of sad people miserable, (which is worse). These people are stupid blokes who belive that Oncle Sam is real and is 60yrs old for more than 40 years now. The kid is smart and should go the hell away from those fuckers.

You suck elephant balls. By the way, I suggest you take English 101, followed by English 102 and 103. Thank you and good day.

Flying_penguin - July 25, 2006 09:48 AM (GMT)
What in hell's name is English 101? Plus, they DID accuse Iak of the weapons and then of the Saddam thingy going on, doesn't that look suspicious? In french we say, if you eant to get rid of your dog, accuse it of some sickness, and this is exactly what the us did. Look, this is my own opinion based on facts, there IS petrol in Iraq and the US are getting it from some other contries with a hell of a price, and the texas reserves are going down. The war in Iraq is stupid, people are dying. I recomend some Moore's book, and a bit of european newspapers, though avoid the brits. (Nothing against them but often the news there are written the same way than in the USA)

Floyd - July 25, 2006 11:15 AM (GMT)
Kill em all!

D-AERB - July 25, 2006 03:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flying_penguin @ Jul 25 2006, 09:48 AM)
What in hell's name is English 101? Plus, they DID accuse Iak of the weapons and then of the Saddam thingy going on, doesn't that look suspicious? In french we say, if you eant to get rid of your dog, accuse it of some sickness, and this is exactly what the us did. Look, this is my own opinion based on facts, there IS petrol in Iraq and the US are getting it from some other contries with a hell of a price, and the texas reserves are going down. The war in Iraq is stupid, people are dying. I recomend some Moore's book, and a bit of european newspapers, though avoid the brits. (Nothing against them but often the news there are written the same way than in the USA)

First, understand the difference between Petrol and Oil. It's CRUDE OIL that is in Iraq, Petrol is produced out of Oil. Petrol is the British English word for Gas (Gasoline).

While I agree that Bush going in to Iraq was based on bullshit intelligence and shouldn't have been done without the UN officially sanctioning the operation, it still doesn't justify your so-called facts. Please show a source that backs up your opinion.

BTW, not only your "losy" (you mean lousy?) president Chirac got insulted, the German people also got insulted as we got compared by that other sick bastard Rumsfeld with Communist East Germany, Cuba and Lybia. But do you see us Germans continue to bitch about it? I am against the war, because it was based on pure bullshit, but the point is, it has happened and there's nothing I can do about that, because it's not our government who's supporting or initiating the war (Germany is in fact constitutionally banned from starting wars unless it's in self defence, when the country is directly attacked in an act of war). The decision was made in Washington.

But why do you wonder, Penguin, don't I bash the Iraq war? It's simple, because there are lots of guys busting their ass off to make the operation work, and all of those soldiers are volunteers, unlike in Germany where we still have the draft. There may be some sick fucks who commit crimes, like the soldiers in Abu Ghraib, or some other recent events, but that doesn't mean we should generalise. Most of those soldiers in Iraq are hard working, honourable people. I can defend my opinion and people accept it, even when they disagree, because I try not to bash and I also know of World History and a little of politics. You however, have the looks of a bandwagon guy who hasn't even take World History 101 and Politics 101 at school. So please, just shut up, or show us a reliable and credible source which backs up your opinion.

rudder - July 25, 2006 04:22 PM (GMT)
D-AERB... well put. I think you hit on an important point. We are all entitled to our opinions which generally are much better in hind sight. Going into any conflict is risky business, as your reasons are only as good as your intelligence. I do not pretend to have the knowledge to even begin to understand all reasoning behind the latest Iraqi conflict. Was crude oil a motive behind the veil of decency? Maybe. Was decency the prime motive... and oh by the way they have tons of crude? Maybe. Was it just that Saadam was a really really bad guy, and needed to be stopped? I would hope that entered in to the equation. So... I do know this. I like the country I live in. Is it always correct? Hell no. But in the long run, we are a culture that seems willing and able to help where other countries are simply not able to. Yes, you are correct, Germany constitutionally cannot "start" a war, and I understand the reticence of Germany to support that UN initiative. Nothing wrong in that. But we have to realize that you have to take the good with the bad. I myself am a Vietnam Veteran. Did I understand it all... Nope. Still don't. I do know that I had an obligation to my country. I do not believe that as an eligible citizen, I can pick the battles I am willing to participate in. I had no problem in conscientous objectors to the war. They stood up for what they believed in. There were many facets of the military where "killing" was not a requirement, but it seems it was a crap shoot as far as what you did in the military. These are the rules. So I went. As you said, most of those soldiers are hard working, honorouble people and deserve to be treated as such. So... I served my country and fortunately lived through it. And if there is any good out of the Iraqi conflict, it is that the world community is shaking the terrorist's world. Yeah, a little 101 is required if ya wanna pipe up.

rudder - July 25, 2006 05:41 PM (GMT)
Your right JFav, that excerpt sounds dangerously close to brainwashing. :ph43r:

Jinx - July 25, 2006 08:12 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Flying_penguin @ Jul 25 2006, 09:48 AM)
What in hell's name is English 101? Plus, they DID accuse Iak of the weapons and then of the Saddam thingy going on, doesn't that look suspicious? In french we say, if you eant to get rid of your dog, accuse it of some sickness, and this is exactly what the us did. Look, this is my own opinion based on facts, there IS petrol in Iraq and the US are getting it from some other contries with a hell of a price, and the texas reserves are going down. The war in Iraq is stupid, people are dying. I recomend some Moore's book, and a bit of european newspapers, though avoid the brits. (Nothing against them but often the news there are written the same way than in the USA)

It's a class, dumbass! :blink: Who or what the fuck is "Iak"? Your opinion is based on dumbass 'theories' that people who hate the US make up to brainwash your insignificant, and undefended morbid little minds.

rudder - July 25, 2006 08:46 PM (GMT)
Rough Rough :ph43r:




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