Woops I thought this was Nickelodeon:Welcome to
“Muses” :wave 2: and thank you for stopping in to read the rules. The fact that you
are reading this now is a mark of your exceptional intelligence and good character. I do hope however despite your level of maturity that you are at least
17 years or older, due to the adult nature and content of this board. If you are not yet 17 please go home. :baby Your mother is looking for you and has asked why you received “D’s” in math and earth science. Your scholastic career in much more important than anything that you could possibly gain from this site.
Say hello to your new best friends:Your administrators are Leezadee and Rollergirl. We are the creators of this site and welcome you. If you have any cares or concerns please send us a personal message and we will be happy to help you in anyway we can.
(
Posted Image)
(
Posted Image)
Your punisher is this guy – the
“Emperor”. You may have seen him recently on Oprah. A visit from him should be feared and revered. :whip: Obey the rules and you will never have to see him.
(
Posted Image)
Just a safety tip: The Emperor is on a manhunt for one
Kate Bosworth. I would advice any fan of said creature to be quiet about it. Do not reveal her face or location at anytime while you are here or it will go hard with thee. Write that down.
Oh and he also hates it when you
spoil movies for him… So don’t reveal secrets about plots and such like about movies
all of us may not have had the opportunity to see yet. Ok?
Basics for Beginners – Rules for Artists and guests:Please keep your
Username clean. Please refrain from marrying Orlando and Hayden. There are far too many Mrs. Blooms and Mrs.Christensens out there already (and besides they’re already taken by your administrators… LOL.) Use your imagination.
Avatars should be 100 X 100 pixels. PG rated.
Signatures should be no larger than 200 pixels high by 550 pixels wide. (It saves on bandwidth.) PG rated. Please keep your signature area clean… we are not having a garage sale here.
Common courtesy is a must. Love they neighbor as you would have your neighbor love you. Please do not make personal attacks. Don’t bash people’s politics, race or religion. Be tolerant of other’s. Keep your outlandish opinions to yourself and don’t give unsolicited advice. Don’t make us send the “Emperor” after you. Three strikes and you’re out! If you have a dispute, please take it up with either Leezadee or Rollergirl. Thank you for remembering that we are all friends here.
(
Posted Image)
Language is a beautiful tool for the conveyance of thought. Use it well. Dictionaries are pretty cool too.
Spell well. Impress us with your knowledge of how to spell “accoutrement,” “befuddlement,” and “consenting adult”. Show us you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Proper
grammar is a cornerstone for good writing and immediately reveals your level of intelligence. :blink:
Capitalize as God intended. (God himself deserves to be capitalized! Remember that.) “I” am important. Be generous to yourself and
capitalize your “I’s”. And please say what you mean. Share your thoughts clearly. LOL all you want, but please don’t
abbreviate everything. Thank you, that is so thoughtful of you. Please yougins’ no “Netspeech” or “Teeny Bobber speech”. I believe in you. I know you can make a longer sentence that… “He is so hot!!!”
(
Posted Image)
Say it with a smile but don’t use any more than ten
smilies per post.
Embedded
picture posts on this board should be kept to
550 pixels wide or in that ballpark please, again for the sake of bandwidth. Please post a link to the larger version if you wish to share it. Everyone is responsible for hosting their own art, please do not Hotlink… it’s rude. Likewise host your own videos and provide a link. Thank you.
Content is everything:This playground is for sharing respect and appreciation for your favorite “Stars”. Please keep gossip out of the conversation. Do not speculate on your stars personal, family or love life. They deserve time off from the public eye. Similar ideas apply to the use of
paparazzi photographs. Please use them with respect and good judgment or not at all. Don’t be a Jack Ass.
(
Posted Image)
Smut is good in moderation. This is an adult site but that doesn’t mean you need to make fools of yourselves. Keep it “R-rated” at the worst everywhere but in the fan fiction section, and there we would ask that you rate your work please… PG, R, NC17. Have fun but don’t be gross, vulgar or use
excessive description of sexual acts. We are artists, not prostitutes.
Slash is categorically prohibited!!! You will be banned immediately if you write or draw slash here. No links to slash sites will be pimped here either.
The use of
nudity is time honored and traditional in art. We allow it here. We would only ask that you keep it tasteful and do not show “full frontal nudity”. :bath: The human body is marvelous to behold. Bare chests are beautiful, as are nicely rounded hinders. Use them well… use them respectfully, tenderly and artfully. Anything vulgar or explicitly sexual will be removed and the artist will suffer the wrath of the Emperor. Thank you and have a lovely day.
I have great news.
“Fuck” is a word with a great variety of uses. :hump: You
may use it if you must. Likewise other words considered foul are also permitted. But again use your best judgment and try to keep it to a minimum.
This is important: :frantic: Please show respect at each individual artist’s gallery and do not start new threads or categories inside their galleries… That is for the artist alone to do. Thank you.
Please do not steal art!!! Give credit where credit is due!!! Share resources as a courtesy to your friends. Share tips and tricks. Be generous because we can all learn and grow with help from one another. Can you feel the love in this room?
Role-playing is allowed here! So have fun. Attend gallery parties. Talk about your main squeeze. Your gallery is your world. Set your own roll playing rules and restrictions if you want to keep characters strictly to yourselves. And guests… don’t run in and steal someone’s love away from them. :bearwub: Bring your own date to a party or be prepared to share with everyone else. Don’t monopolize the attention of a character who is meant to be shared with everyone. Use your head, share toys, have respect and play nice. If you have a dispute… come to Leezadee or Rollergirl for counseling. Thank you.
(
Posted Image)
In that same vein I have more good new!
You may be in the pictures with the object of your affection! It’s ok. Dance with him, hug and kiss him, go on vacation with him, sit in bed with him smoking cigars… :smoke: just don’t portray anything sexually explicit. That’s pretty basic.
A note to fan fiction writers: Just a reminder to be tasteful and rate your work.
Absolutely no slash is permitted. Also as a side note… Rollergirl is frightened of Vampires. She will likely kill your Vampire for you if she reads about one in your fan fiction.
I really do love you. Have fun.
Rollergirl :heart:
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
:: 
::
< 
