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 Worst songs you have heard
bgeorges
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:13 PM


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I just heard possibly the stupidest song ever last week. The song "Toast" is just horrible. You kinda laugh at it because it is so stupid, but to think that somebody would ever make a song like that is just wrong.



All around the country coast to coast
People ask me what do i like most
I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast
I just tell em I like toast
Yeah Toast!

When the first man came from Bregg.
Didn't know what to do with the bacon and the egg
Went to the store bought a loaf of bread
Plugged in the toaster
Popped int he bread
Make Toast
Toast
Maricea didn't have enough power
To make it up the eiffle towe
French Toast!!

Yeah Toast

Toast

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And when I whet my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hate me.
DTlivesonthruDJ
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:18 PM


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Fack by Eminem, stupidest song Ive ever heard.


Lyrics: (Dont read if easily offended, sickened or against obsenities)






Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh gosh dang
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh sh!t, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
f*ck I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no sh!t like this
This b**ch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This b**ch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like jenna
f*ck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so f*ck*n wet and soft
f*ck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna f'ing, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna f'ing cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh gosh dang
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh sh!t, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
i need a cigarette now
oh I'm so f'ing hot and your so f*ck*n hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not f*ck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a f*ck*n babe


I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh gosh dang
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh gosh dang
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh sh!t, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that too
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh f*ck yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so f'ing good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh gosh dang
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh sh!t, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ass
Do it too
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Do it too
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Do it too
Ewww
Eww ewww


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I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under - I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let's erase the wasted
Tupac Shakur - "Changes"
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Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:24 PM


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Hahahahaha hahahahhaa, hahahaha

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AHAHAHAHA. Wow, that is some funny sh!t.


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Retnuhrace
Posted: Dec 15 2005, 08:56 AM


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Oh my... that was... weird, but hilarious.



The worst song I've heard recently... I'm not sure what it's called, but its the one where Gwen Stefani goes "It's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S..." That is the most annoying song I have heard in a LONG time. I can't stand it.
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Posted: Dec 15 2005, 10:46 AM


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I hate that Laffy Taffy song....That's the worse song I've heard in a while.


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Posted: Dec 15 2005, 02:18 PM


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When Ashlee Simpson performed that one song with the "La La" chorus at the Orange Bowl during the National Championship. Proof football and popular acts do not go together.


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Posted: Dec 15 2005, 02:23 PM


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QUOTE (Retnuhrace @ Dec 15 2005, 08:56 AM)
Oh my... that was... weird, but hilarious.



The worst song I've heard recently... I'm not sure what it's called, but its the one where Gwen Stefani goes "It's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S..." That is the most annoying song I have heard in a LONG time. I can't stand it.

The name of that song is "Holla Back Girl"


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Posted: Dec 16 2005, 12:39 AM


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QUOTE (NINER4LIFE @ Dec 15 2005, 11:46 AM)
I hate that Laffy Taffy song....That's the worse song I've heard in a while.

U ain't kidding. My gurl sings it all the damn time too. Sophia can sing anything she wants....*drools*


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GATORNATION...UNITE!!!

QUOTE (Green Hurricane @ Feb 16 2006, 08:07 PM)

Forget that, Topanga was a classy girl.

QUOTE (BigChanduski @ Feb 16 2006, 08:16 PM)
Every chick breaks down and whores out eventually.  I call this "college."


So true, so true
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Posted: Dec 16 2005, 06:18 AM


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QUOTE (NINER4LIFE @ Dec 15 2005, 02:23 PM)
QUOTE (Retnuhrace @ Dec 15 2005, 08:56 AM)
Oh my... that was... weird, but hilarious.



The worst song I've heard recently... I'm not sure what it's called, but its the one where Gwen Stefani goes "It's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S..." That is the most annoying song I have heard in a LONG time. I can't stand it.

The name of that song is "Holla Back Girl"

I'm sure you would know the name of that song.


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Posted: Dec 22 2005, 08:50 PM


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Take me out - Franz Ferdinand


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NeonLeon
Posted: Dec 22 2005, 10:49 PM


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There are so many, here a few at the top of my head:

Will Smith- Just The Two Of Us
Hanson- MmmBop
Baha Men- Who Let The Dogs Out
TLC- Waterfalls
No Doubt- Don't Speak
Pink- Don't Let It Get Me
Ricky Martin- Livin La Vida Loca
Ruben Studdard- Sorry 2004
Offspring- Pretty Fly For A White Guy
Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
Brandy & Monica- The Boy Is Mine
Celine Dion- My Heart Will Go On
Britney Spears- Lucky
Nine Days- Story Of A Girl
Lenny Kravitz- American Woman

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Posted: Dec 22 2005, 11:16 PM


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QUOTE (NeonLeon @ Dec 23 2005, 12:49 AM)
Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

I know that song is immensely overplayed, but I think that song is really good. Not much else from Green Day I like however... at least from their current stuff.
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Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:00 AM


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QUOTE (Retnuhrace @ Dec 22 2005, 11:16 PM)
QUOTE (NeonLeon @ Dec 23 2005, 12:49 AM)
Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

I know that song is immensely overplayed, but I think that song is really good. Not much else from Green Day I like however... at least from their current stuff.

Its not that its a bad song, it was just very anti-climatic because it wasn't what you were accustomed to by Green Day
BigChanduski
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 06:24 AM


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Anything by System of a Down. That is NOT music.


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DTlivesonthruDJ
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:19 PM


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QUOTE (BigChanduski @ Dec 23 2005, 06:24 AM)
Anything by System of a Down. That is NOT music.

Same thing goes for old Mudvane and ICP, that music is complete crap.


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I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under - I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let's erase the wasted
Tupac Shakur - "Changes"
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Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:26 PM


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two songs i seriously cant stand are

pink - get party started
gwen steffani - bananas song


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Posted: Dec 23 2005, 01:20 PM


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QUOTE (DTlivesonthruDJ @ Dec 23 2005, 02:19 PM)
QUOTE (BigChanduski @ Dec 23 2005, 06:24 AM)
Anything by System of a Down.  That is NOT music.

Same thing goes for old Mudvane and ICP, that music is complete crap.

Same thing for Slipknot.
bgeorges
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 02:55 PM


ITS SHOWTIME!!


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QUOTE (NeonLeon @ Dec 22 2005, 11:49 PM)
There are so many, here a few at the top of my head:


No Doubt- Don't Speak
Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

these are two of my favorite songs. The Green Day song means more to me though because it came out pretty much the same time a kid from my school was killed in a drunk driving accident.

system of a down has a couple good songs, but not a huge fan either.


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I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hate me.
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Posted: Jan 15 2006, 09:38 PM


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QUOTE (NeonLeon @ Dec 22 2005, 10:49 PM)
Offspring- Pretty Fly For A White Guy
Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

These are the only two I don't agree with. I love these two songs.


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Posted: Jan 16 2006, 11:00 AM


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Beverly Hills: Weezer. Quite possibly the worst song of all time.


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Posted: Jan 16 2006, 11:55 AM


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I agree. That song sucks.


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Posted: Jan 16 2006, 02:56 PM


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QUOTE (hasley10 @ Dec 23 2005, 12:26 PM)
two songs i seriously cant stand are

pink - get party started
gwen steffani - bananas song

Everytime i hear those songs, my ears begin to bleed.


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Posted: Jan 16 2006, 03:29 PM


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Yeah. Those songs suck serius ass. My sister has those two CD's too. I feel like running them over with my car.


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bgeorges
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 07:57 PM


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Beverly Hills, the worst song ever???? That song is awesome.


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And when I whet my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hate me.
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Laffy Taffy, and it's not really even close.
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