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| bgeorges |
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:13 PM
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I just heard possibly the stupidest song ever last week. The song "Toast" is just horrible. You kinda laugh at it because it is so stupid, but to think that somebody would ever make a song like that is just wrong.
All around the country coast to coast People ask me what do i like most I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast I just tell em I like toast Yeah Toast! When the first man came from Bregg. Didn't know what to do with the bacon and the egg Went to the store bought a loaf of bread Plugged in the toaster Popped int he bread Make Toast Toast Maricea didn't have enough power To make it up the eiffle towe French Toast!! Yeah Toast Toast This post has been edited by bgeorges on Dec 14 2005, 10:46 PM -------------------- And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sanctis
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| DTlivesonthruDJ |
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:18 PM
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Fack by Eminem, stupidest song Ive ever heard.
Lyrics: (Dont read if easily offended, sickened or against obsenities) Ah ah ah ahhh Oh gosh dang I'm gonna facckin cum Oh sh!t, oh yeah Fack fack faaaack f*ck I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming I never seen no sh!t like this This b**ch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick Of course it is This b**ch don't know what abortion is So I can't cum in her Fucks like a porn star Looks like jenna f*ck I'm gonna Cum I think my rubbers coming off But oh it's so f*ck*n wet and soft f*ck I'm gonna start letting off I'm squirting and she's not getting off And she's on top I'm gonna f'ing, oh god Oh don't do that Don't stop Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop Ah Wait a minute Oh ohh fack I'm gonna f'ing cum Ah ah ah ahhh Oh gosh dang I'm gonna facckin cum Oh sh!t, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Oh wow oh aww i need a cigarette now oh I'm so f'ing hot and your so f*ck*n hot Oh my God I wanna facking fack No, not f*ck I said fack F A C K F A C K fack fack facking freak me oh yeah girl c baby They call me mr freaky Lets call your sister threeway Have some threesome Me so horny And your such a f*ck*n babe I wanna go down on u Fack u shave Oh gosh dang here I go again I'm gonna cum, I am Ah ah ah ahhh Oh gosh dang I'm gonna facckin cum Oh sh!t, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Ok I'm done I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all out of gas Not so fast Ah Your finger just went in my ass' Ahh that hurts take it out now Oh wait a minute put it back in In in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs Boobs boobs Now See that gerbil Grab that too Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole Oh yeah right there, right there Uhhh I'm cumming Oh yeah Fack I just came again Ok pull it out now Oh f*ck yeah Wait he's not out He's still crawling around up there Oh fack I think it's stuck Oh but it feels so f'ing good Ah ah ah ahhh Oh gosh dang I'm gonna facckin cum Oh sh!t, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Ewww Eww ewww -------------------- ![]() I see no changes all I see is racist faces misplaced hate makes disgrace to races We under - I wonder what it takes to make this one better place, let's erase the wasted Tupac Shakur - "Changes" |
| speardefense33 |
Posted: Dec 14 2005, 10:24 PM
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Hahahahaha hahahahhaa, hahahaha
..... AHAHAHAHA. Wow, that is some funny sh!t. -------------------- ![]() |
| Retnuhrace |
Posted: Dec 15 2005, 08:56 AM
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Oh my... that was... weird, but hilarious.
The worst song I've heard recently... I'm not sure what it's called, but its the one where Gwen Stefani goes "It's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S..." That is the most annoying song I have heard in a LONG time. I can't stand it. |
| NINER4LIFE |
Posted: Dec 15 2005, 10:46 AM
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I hate that Laffy Taffy song....That's the worse song I've heard in a while.
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| Skorik |
Posted: Dec 15 2005, 02:18 PM
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When Ashlee Simpson performed that one song with the "La La" chorus at the Orange Bowl during the National Championship. Proof football and popular acts do not go together.
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| NINER4LIFE |
Posted: Dec 15 2005, 02:23 PM
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The name of that song is "Holla Back Girl" -------------------- Sofia Vergara
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| GatorBuc99 |
Posted: Dec 16 2005, 12:39 AM
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U ain't kidding. My gurl sings it all the damn time too. Sophia can sing anything she wants....*drools* -------------------- ![]() GATORNATION...UNITE!!!
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| Captain Uberpants |
Posted: Dec 16 2005, 06:18 AM
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I'm sure you would know the name of that song. -------------------- ![]() |
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| SamRoberts |
Posted: Dec 22 2005, 08:50 PM
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Take me out - Franz Ferdinand
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| NeonLeon |
Posted: Dec 22 2005, 10:49 PM
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There are so many, here a few at the top of my head:
Will Smith- Just The Two Of Us Hanson- MmmBop Baha Men- Who Let The Dogs Out TLC- Waterfalls No Doubt- Don't Speak Pink- Don't Let It Get Me Ricky Martin- Livin La Vida Loca Ruben Studdard- Sorry 2004 Offspring- Pretty Fly For A White Guy Green Day- Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Brandy & Monica- The Boy Is Mine Celine Dion- My Heart Will Go On Britney Spears- Lucky Nine Days- Story Of A Girl Lenny Kravitz- American Woman |
| Retnuhrace |
Posted: Dec 22 2005, 11:16 PM
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I know that song is immensely overplayed, but I think that song is really good. Not much else from Green Day I like however... at least from their current stuff. |
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| NeonLeon |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:00 AM
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Its not that its a bad song, it was just very anti-climatic because it wasn't what you were accustomed to by Green Day |
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| BigChanduski |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 06:24 AM
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Anything by System of a Down. That is NOT music.
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| DTlivesonthruDJ |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:19 PM
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Same thing goes for old Mudvane and ICP, that music is complete crap. -------------------- ![]() I see no changes all I see is racist faces misplaced hate makes disgrace to races We under - I wonder what it takes to make this one better place, let's erase the wasted Tupac Shakur - "Changes" |
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| hasley10 |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 12:26 PM
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two songs i seriously cant stand are
pink - get party started gwen steffani - bananas song -------------------- |
| Retnuhrace |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 01:20 PM
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Same thing for Slipknot. |
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| bgeorges |
Posted: Dec 23 2005, 02:55 PM
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these are two of my favorite songs. The Green Day song means more to me though because it came out pretty much the same time a kid from my school was killed in a drunk driving accident. system of a down has a couple good songs, but not a huge fan either. -------------------- And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sanctis
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| uwbadger12000 |
Posted: Jan 15 2006, 09:38 PM
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These are the only two I don't agree with. I love these two songs. -------------------- How do Jeremy Shockey, Michael Vick, and Derek Jeter get along so well? They are three of the most over-rated peices of garbage on this Earth.
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| Sion |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 11:00 AM
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Beverly Hills: Weezer. Quite possibly the worst song of all time.
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| uwbadger12000 |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 11:55 AM
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I agree. That song sucks.
-------------------- How do Jeremy Shockey, Michael Vick, and Derek Jeter get along so well? They are three of the most over-rated peices of garbage on this Earth.
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| Captain Uberpants |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 02:56 PM
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Everytime i hear those songs, my ears begin to bleed. -------------------- ![]() |
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| uwbadger12000 |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 03:29 PM
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Yeah. Those songs suck serius ass. My sister has those two CD's too. I feel like running them over with my car.
-------------------- How do Jeremy Shockey, Michael Vick, and Derek Jeter get along so well? They are three of the most over-rated peices of garbage on this Earth.
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| bgeorges |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 07:57 PM
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Beverly Hills, the worst song ever???? That song is awesome.
-------------------- And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sanctis
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| GLM |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 08:31 PM
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Laffy Taffy, and it's not really even close.
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