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Blowing up Teh Artist, Not my first fanfic but its lmao!

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[Bloody.Ninja]	Posted: Jul 28 2006, 02:09 PM
Chuunin+ Group: Admin Posts: 1,001 Member No.: 18 Joined: 26-July 06	It has Orochimaru in it but enjoy. ---- Kisame: ...and we should add TNT! Itachi: The Neopets Team? What can THEY do? -makes weird face- Kisame: No, that explosive stuff... Sasori: ...and what exactly are WE talking about? Zetsu: Ex-poo-ing the artist. Tobi: Yay! -clap, clap- Deidara: -comes from kitchen- Yeah? What you guys talkin' about, hmmmm? Kisame: Blowing up the... Itachi: -covers Kisame's mouth- King. Zetsu: Wasn't it, "ex-poo-ing" the "King"? Sasori: Wasn't it, "Exploding" the "King"? Now shut yo big head up. Zetsu: Grrr... That isn't funny because I have this crap on my head! -point- Tobi: ZOMG! ZETSU-SAN! I'M COMING! -jumps- -BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!- Deidara: You freaks, hmm... You weird freaks, yeah... -goes to kitchen, again- Kisame: -bites Itachi's palm (Now you know how much that'd hurt!)- Itachi: -snatches palm away from Kisame- AGHHH!!!!! Zetsu: How do we blow IT up? Sasori: TNT FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! -breathes in and breathes out...- Zetsu: The Neopets Team? What can they do??? -makes a weird face (Even though he already has a weird face! Lol.)- What other team can you guys think of??? Kisame: Dummie, it's a candle-like stuff that blow up like: KAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOSH! -expands arms to demonstrate explosion- Sasori: Are we gonna explain this to the Leader? Zetsu: No. Tobi: -grabs a cookie from the cookie jar and nibbles cookie- Kisame: YOU KNOW WHY WE AREN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT IT TO THE LEADER? IT'S BECAUSE THE LEADER IS NOT A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON, IN FACT HE CANNOT KEEP A SECRET FOR LESS THAN HALF OF A SECOND AND WE WILL NOT TELL HIM WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TO DEIDARA! -stiff lips- Itachi: -poke, poke- Dude... Uhh... Kisame: Whaaa? What... -turns around- Akatsuki Leader: Ahem... Hoshigaki Kisame, do you have something to say about me? Kisame: -rolls eyes- Akatsuki Leader: -in a booming voice- DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME! I MAY BE 50 YEARS OLD BUT IT DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING TO BE AN OLD MAN! Sasori: Plan B... Itachi: -mumbling- Kisame you big, ugly, loud mouth!!! Deidara: -comes from bathroom whistling- What is all of this commotion, yeah? Akatsuki Leader: OK, SASORI, ITACHI, TOBI, ZETSU, NO COOKIES AND ICE-CREAM FOR 3 MONTHS! All: Awww... Kisame: Ha, ha! You didn't say my name! Akatsuki Leader: -snatches cookie from Tobi's mouth- AND KISAME, NO ICE-CREAM AND POPCORN OR ANY DESSERT FOR.... 6 YEARS!!!! Kisame: WHAT? 6 YEARS? I DONT' THINK I WILL BE ALIVE IN 6 YEARS!!!! -hands on head- Zetsu: 6 years? Oh, my... ---The Next Day--- ...At the Members' Meeting... Akatsuki Leader: Ok, everyone. Today I will be gone for this afternoon, ok? Now questions anyone? Itachi: -raises hand- Ummm.... Is that part of the meeting? -points over at window- BANG, BANG, BANG! Everyone: -looks over at the window Itachi pointed at- Ohh... Wtf? Ha ha ha! Is that? Oh, my. Oooohhhh.... Ewww. Orochimaru: -outside the hideout window jumping on a trampoline- CAN......... I........ RE........ JOIN...... PLEASE.......??????????? Akatsuki Leader: -holds out a gun- -shoots Orochimaru- BOOOOOOM!!!! STFU, ALREADY!!!! -takes out a "Snickers" candy bar on other hand and eats it- -still holding out gun- Deidara: Ahh.... Ooooohh...... -clap, clap- WEEEHEEEE!!! WOOOOOHHHH!!! -cheers and applause- Sasori: Ok... What was THAT?!?! Akatsuki Leader: -squishes a bug- ..... one more thing, NO ONE LEAVES THE AKATSUKI HIDEOUT! Everyone: Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............. ---Eight Hours later, where the Leader leaves--- Itachi: No way! We are NOT going to disobey the Leader's rules... Or does he call them laws here... Kisame: YEAH! WE ARE SO GOING TO WALMART! Zetsu: No, did you hear what the Leader say? -imitating the Akatsuki Leader- NO ONE LEAVES THE AKATSUKI HIDEOUT!!!??? Tobi: Then we can't buy ice-cream... Zetsu: OK! I'M IN!!! Sasori: Umm...... Guys, he's only been gone for.... 10 seconds... -weird face- Itachi: Oh... Zetsu: ??? Tobi: Sooooooooooo?????????? Sasori: ... Bored ... Kisame: Umm... Did you know that Orochimaru isn't dead yet? -all Akatsuki members rush over to the main window- Ahhh!!! Oooouuuhhh!!!! Kisame: He's like half alive!!! -lol- And he's twitching??!! Itachi: Ew. Tobi: Isn't that the c00k13 m0n$t3r? Zetsu: No, it's "Twitchin' Oro".... Sasori: Whoever that is.... Deidara: -on phone- Ello? Hmmm... Person on the other end of the line: But you said yeah! Deidara: -to person on the other line- I CAN'T HELP IT, YEAH! Sasori: On the phone? Again? Deidara: -puts phone away and dissapears downstairs- Tobi: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! -weird teeth clenching- Zetsu: .... Kisame: How many seconds was that? Itachi: Ouu... Only a minute... Sasori: How about now? Kisame: Ehh... We don't want to get grounded from ice-cream, do we? Maybe even DESSERT. All: -gasp- Sasori: Where's Deidara? Itachi: ???? HE LEFT? HE LEFT???? I AM BLIND!!!! Itachi: We cannot let that happen... Kisame: We have to find Deidara. He left without a car... (Me: lol.) Zetsu: WE GOTTA WAIT YOU... YOU... BOOBS! ---The members wait for 2 hours--- Sasori: -weakly- 1$ N0w t3h t1m3 t0 g0?? -thinking: M4N! 1'M 1337 4T Th1$!- (Note: 1337 means g00d. lolz) Kisame: Yeah, we better not wait anymore or he'll get home... -yawn- Tobi: Th3N L3T$ G0! (Note: Tobi is weak too.) Zetsu: Not driving! Itachi: -goes to garage- All: -follows Itachi- Tobi: I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner... Sasori: Too bad, you're already a weiner. Zetsu: ????? Itachi: -starts car engine- (Geez, I never knew Akatsukis had cars.) Tobi: -still in garage- -puts on Leader's car fixing cap- I'M MR. FIX-IT, I CAN FIX ANYTHING!!! -twitches fingers- Zetsu: Why won't you fix yer head? Tobi: -takes off fixer-dixer cap and gets in car- Sasori: -takes one of the back seats- Kisame: I CALL SHOTGUN. -gets in the passenger seat (shotgun)- Tobi: Toooooooooooooooooo-biiiiiiiiiiiii..... tooooooooooooobbbiiiiiii???!!! Tooooo....... Zetsu: -covers Tobi's big mouth- SHUT UP, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP????? Itachi: -takes out a cig- Kisame: -takes the cig from his mouth and throws it out the window- SMOKING IS OFF LIMITS IN CARS. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME??? Itachi: Oh yeah... -flashback: Itachi is lighting a cig and he catches the red mustang on fire. The Leader yells his head off.- KIsame: I'm having bad flashbacks of how many times Orochimaru had banged on our windows.... Itachi: -somehow the car speeds up to 85 mph- Zetsu: Itachi-sama, what's with the speeding? Kisame: I can't feel my stomach!!! -gonk- Sasori: -his hair flys up- Itachi: I can't stop the car!!!! Tobi: -speaking backwards because Zetsu don't let him speak English- Tahw si ruo melborp????!!!! Zestu: You speak good Hsilgne. Itachi: -the car runs out of gas- Fux...... Tobi: Sag nur tuo??!! Kisame: -head on SRS Airbag- Car accident... Itachi: The car bumped into a... tree... and we ran outta gas... Sasori: We haven't even left the hideout yet!!! -a girl with neon pink hair walks by- Girl: HAHA! DUMMIES!!! Itachi: ...We even got laughed at by a 12 year old girl.......... Sasori: And we are around 20... Tobi: -starts counting- Zetsu: -bloody nose- Tissue... please... Kisame: -bloody mouth and nose- Me too. Sasori: -all ok except for his hair- Itachi: ..... Tobi: -flew into the front seat's window- Kisame: Ow. Itachi: Ew. Zetsu: Oh. Sasori: My. Tobi: ZOMG! -raises hands- Kisame: God. Sasori: -jumps out of car- Over here... -points to garage- All: -now follows Sasori- Sasori: This is our second try, the Leader usually comes home at 11:00pm. And now its.... 6:00pm. We have some spare hours to find us some goodies. Itachi: I ain't drvin'. Sasori: I will. Since you idiots don't know where the "park" lever is... Tobi: I call it the PRNDL. Zetsu: STFU! -hits Tobi on the head- -they all get in the car- Sasori: -pulls the so called "PRNDL" and rears the car from the driveway- Itachi: -in the passenger seat (shotgun)- Wow, he's better at driving than me!! Sasori: Heck, yeah I am! Sasori: -turns on radio and a slow dance song tunes on- YEAH! WOOHOO!!! MY FAVE SONG!!! Itachi: Ew! -switches radio station- You listening to gay music like that??!! -"Fighting Dreamers" by FLOW tunes on- All except for Sasori: OH YEAH! UH HUH! -hums- All: WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZA SHI TE FIGHTING DREAMERS NARIFURI KAMAWAZU FIGHTING DREAMERS SHIJIRU GA MAMA NI! OLI, OLI, OLI, OH! JUST GO MY WAY!!!! Sasori: I am starting to like this song!!! All: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! Tobi: BANG!! All: BUPPANASE LIKE A DANGAN LINER! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! Tobi: BURN!! All: BUTTAKITTEKU ZE GET THE FIRE! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! Tobi: BANG! ............Meanwhile............ All: Hikarabita kotoba wo tsunaide! Soredemo boku no shinpuru na! Omoi wo tsu.... ---They are now at WALMART--- Kisame: FINALLY! FINALLY! -kisses ground- YEAH! THIS IS WAL*MART!!! Other people around him: Eew... a shark... Stay away from him... Yeah... ---TO BE CONTINUED!!!!--- Tobi: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------- Name: Sadoko Clan: Unknown Demon(don't need to do this): Water Gender: Kunoichi Age: 15 Village: Amegakure (Rain \|\|\|\|) What it likes to do: Training, water, killing. Type: Careless and strong. Sensei: (unknow) Three group men: Senduru, Sadoko and Kezune. Blood Type: AB Height: 5'4'' Pounds: 97lb Has marks under eyes. HAPPY 1st birthday NW

ChaosFuzion	Posted: Jul 28 2006, 02:11 PM
Chuunin+ Group: Members Posts: 1,400 Member No.: 7 Joined: 12-May 06	pretty funny -------------------- Name:ChaosFuzion Age:15 Village:Beaf Clan:Uchiha Demon:GreenTiger demon abilities:give more Chakra and allows the ability to make chakra into an animal also make into weapons Type:quick,strong, and gay favorite thing to do:go on dates,train at night sensei:(none) surpassed that art three group men:(none) blood type: o hieght: 7ft pounds:1359 lbs

Sami-chan34	Posted: Aug 14 2006, 07:50 AM
New Group: Members Posts: 0 Member No.: 12 Joined: 31-May 06	BOOOOM twitch exploding heh heh heh.....more twitcheness lol -------------------- Name: Samin Clan: Hatake Demon: Owl Gender: Girl Age: 15 Village: Kiringikure(Mist) What she likes to do: practice, train and fool around Type: Shy, clumsy, Really determined. blood type: A hieght: 4ft 6in' pounds:80lbs does the discoXP

ChaosFuzion	Posted: Aug 16 2006, 12:02 AM
Chuunin+ Group: Members Posts: 1,400 Member No.: 7 Joined: 12-May 06	LOL ^^ -------------------- Name:ChaosFuzion Age:15 Village:Beaf Clan:Uchiha Demon:GreenTiger demon abilities:give more Chakra and allows the ability to make chakra into an animal also make into weapons Type:quick,strong, and gay favorite thing to do:go on dates,train at night sensei:(none) surpassed that art three group men:(none) blood type: o hieght: 7ft pounds:1359 lbs

Samin

Posted: May 3 2007, 06:18 PM

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Name: Samin
Clan: Mist Tracker
Demon: Owl
Gender: Girl
Age: 15
Village: Kiringikure(Mist)
What she likes to do: practice, train and fool around
Type: Shy, clumsy, EXTREMLY RANDOM!!! (BEWARE!)
blood type: A
hieght: 4ft 6in'
pounds:80lbs
*does the disco* XP
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