i win. it has officially been settled. you had your chance to fight like a man, but you cheated. it doesn't take a genius to know that you changed the rules to say that you would win. i accept the official winning of the 'donkey donkey' competition. thank you.

That challenge said nothing about the 'donkey donkey' competition. According to the rules, I won that last challenge. Sorry about your luck.

But you still cheated DWADE.
-Zack

Guess who wins if someone cheats.

Me. It says so in the rules.

but you changed the rules, which is against the rules, so i win.

Modifying posts is just like deleting posts, which is explicitly against the rules and currently stated.

Ergo, Grant wins.
-Zack

correct.

Boom.

Take that DWADE.
-Zack

he can't. he's probably blowing his brains out right now.

That would be a sad day.
-Zack

Can you prove that I modified his post?

it doesn't matter, because the old contest has been revived. consider this one over.

I will not.

You just can't deal with the fact that I won. Fair and square.

The lines you draw that square with are as straight as 747 Schroeder, DWADE.
-Zack

That reference was wasted on me. I don't know 747 Schroeder.

suffice to say he is flamboyant. i personally don't think he's gay, but many do.

also, i started this topic, so i can end it, and right now i am officially ending this. you are allowed to reply, of course, but this contest is over.

It's been over.

And how many times did Bowers try to end Donkey Donkey? The I started it, so I'm ending it function has never worked.
-Zack

nope. matt started it. bowers started the topic 'donkey donkey' but matt started the last-to-post competition. it just happened to take place in the 'donkey donkey' topic. i started this competition, which just happens to take place in a topic i started. i can end it because i started it. this specific contest is over, but the one that i started in the 'you made me do this' topic is still on.

Right, but Bowers came into Donkey Donkey at least once and said to stop.
-Zack

IT DOESN'T MATTER

did you read my last post? bowers didn't start the damn contest. matt did. it doesn't matter where the contest takes place.

That's true. But Mutt tried to stop it and you refused. So you can't stop this one.
-Zack

when did he try to stop it? show me where.

Right when it ended, and our relentless argument for it to be open has shown that without DWADE intervention (not Mutt), it would still be open.
-Zack

Mutt did it. He showed me the way.

explain yourself!

He stopped the madness.

explain yourself!

It was mad. He showed me the err of my ways. I, following his advice, SHUT IT DOWN!

explain yourself!

You explain yourself!

okay!

Well…

that was it.

That's fine with me.

then stop with all your 'wells.'

I'll sleep in them.

explain yourself!

Now why would I do that?