it's wade's birthday.

I think you mean it's DWADE's birthday. Happy Birthday big man.
-Zack

Thanks guys.

that's a heck of a birthday present, wade. it takes quite a lot to lure the belcher-man out of hiding.

The time was past due, and I knew there would be a so apparently about my number 5, so why not?
-Zack

you know me too well. either way, the fact remains that since you emerged from gobbler's knob eight days ago, you might as well stay out here and participate in the forum's renaissance.

The renaissance movement has dwindled.

So has my interest in your mother.
-Zack

only in your heart. any movement could dwindle in a heart as black as yours.

I agree with #2.
-Zack

that's two against one, black-heart.

Although, technically, if push comes to shove....DWADE has to win. But there hasn't been any shoving yet.
-Zack

i'm willing to shove anyone, anywhere, anytime.

But 5 is higher than 6.
-Zack

hey dr. mathenstein, last time i checked, 6 was higher than 5, even on lists of boys.

Higher is completely subjective in this case, especially because you know what I meant.
-Zack

My heart is actually onyx. FYI.

...and onyx is black. i rest my case, black-heart.


and belcher, higher is only subjective when i say so, and i don't say so. checkmate.

This is the best chess-themed thread ever!

fact. rook takes king's awesome!

Fact, my pawn (bowserman) takes Queen (DWADE).
-Zack

those are accurate descriptions, though i would have also accepted queen for Bowers, because he looks like shirley temple, and is also a woman.

But he's gotta be a pawn. Just gotta be.
-Zack

i understand. i'm just saying that i would have also accepted queen.

I want to be the knight.

You'll be what we tell you to be. Bitchop.
-Zack

While I don't agree with the sentiment, I did enjoy the pun.

That's what I'm here for DWADE. Your enjoyment.
-Zack

puns aside, i think that if wade were a chess piece, he'd be a bishop. i also think that i would be a rook. belcher should also be a rook, because they can also be called castles, which is close enough to a tower of power.

I also only do straight things....while time has shown DWADE to be at least slightly diagonal...indeed, one often wonders if he might be completely diagonal, and thus a bishop.
-Zack

Are you guys kidding me? I have always been an up two, over one kind of guy.

Prove it.
-Zack

you've always been an up two, over one wannabe. you're definitely a bishop.

You mean bitchop Grant.
-Zack

either one works.

Well, the Bishop is the one on white, and the bitchop is the one on black.
-Zack

why is that?

Cause DWADE is the one on black.
-Zack

why?

You ever seen his heart? Black as coal.
-Zack