The most ridiculous man in the world: Steve Nash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usVYkjOqsxo

I never thought Steve Nash was ridiculous until now.

that's pretty awesome.

Not as awesome as this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJo9aDjEZDs

Or as this DWade

http://z12.invisionfree.com/Prrrrrrrrrrrrr...?showtopic=1424

Nice use of hyperlink.

Bawrs, you my nigga.
-Zack

that was really funny. steve nash is way more hilarious than i ever thought.

I never gave him much of a chance really....I just hated that he won the MVP cause he was Canadian.... I guess I was wrong (even if he didn't deserve the MVPs....)
-Zack

that's neither here nor there. he's hilarious, like nick cannon. except, you know, actually hilarious.

I know, I'm just saying I wrongly decided to hate him thanks to the MVPs. I'm admitting my wrongs! I'm atoning everyone, look at me!
-Zack

belcher, get off your high horse and admit you're wrong for once! stop defending yourself when you know you're wrong. it's just sad.

Whachu talkin bout? I'm admitting I was wrong for swiftly hating everything about Steve Nash.
-Zack

jesus, belcher! you were wrong, and everyone knows it! salvage what little dignity you have left and admit you were wrong for once in your life!

wow
im going ahead and admitting this for the best topic in forum history


and for steve nash's ability to amaze me everyday

now excuse me im going to get some vitamin water XXX

It is pretty good shit, hilarious Steve Nash commercial or not. I totally love how they just stuck it to Dos Equis without any regard for human life.
-Zack

belcher, do you constantly repeat the phrase "no regard for human life" while you masturbate? you seem to love it a little too much.

LeBron James has no regard for Human life.
-Zack

i know. that's why i was wondering if you repeat that phrase while masturbating.

Ohhh! I get it. He thinks about LeBron when he jerks it.

masturbation is funny

I overheard a conversation while walking down the street Friday afternoon.

It went like this:

"I don't want to know that you do it, and you're going to have to assume I don't, because I'm a girl and everyone knows girls don't masturbate"

Or something like that.

Mostly, masturbation reminds me of Conan O'Brien and his bear...and then I cry myself to sleep.
-Zack

I cry and masterbate myself to sleep on the daily

Wow.

i echo that sentiment. wow.



prop for masturbating yourself to sleep (here you go).


on second thought, make it two (here you go).

How else you gon get through 5 days in the slamma?
-Zack

I doubt there was any of that going on in the slamma with there being no privacy and all.

he doesn't need privacy. he's not ashamed to masturbate himself to sleep.

In jail, I'm pretty sure you're either getting ass raped, ass raping, or masturbating yourself to sleep. It's perfectly natural.
-Zack

yeah, it's pretty much one big orgy of ass rape and masturbation.