it's Grant's birthday.


Happy Birthday!

thank you, thank you. i know it's been a while since i've had a birthday. i've been slacking off lately. but i promise you, my fans, that there will be many more birthdays very soon.

When's the next one?

i can't really say right now. it's hard to tell. but once i find out, you guys, my loyal fans, will be the first to know.

You should post it in this thread when you find out.

i will. the pending date is october 16th.

I'll mark it in my calendar (in pencil).

pencil is a little too permanent for my taste.

What would you suggest?

breathing on a pane of glass and writing with your finger.

That won't work because I used an anti-fog glass cleaner that I bought at a flea market this past weekend from an old man who cleaned my glasses.

buy a new pane. it's worth it. if i were a teacher, i wouldn't use a chalkboard or a whiteboard. i would only ever write on fogged-up panes of glass.