it's Bowers' birthday. not the ugly, smelly bowers; the uglier, smellier one.

I'm not sure how I feel about being called ugly and smelly. I guess it's okay as long as there is someone uglier and smellier.

get back to me when you are sure about it.

I definitely don't like it but I can tolerate it.

good, because i'm not changing it.

I didn't realize that was an option. Would you change it, please?

absolutely not. you said that you can tolerate it.

I can but I don't want to.

everyone has to do things they don't want to do. it's part of growing up. if you want to be a big boy like me, you'll just have to tolerate it.

Fine... but I won't like it. Let the record show that.

the record will show what the record will show. i have no more control over the record than you do.

That's some existential bull crap.

it may be existential, but it is anything but bull crap. will the record not show what it will show, or am i missing something?

Knock it off.

don't like the truth, do you? unless you can show otherwise, the record will show what the record will show.

Existentialism is bull crap.

so sayeth you. but of course, you will say what you will say.

And that's what makes it so existential.
-Zack

it will make what it will make.