Title: It's here
shemon - February 6, 2006 03:58 AM (GMT)
The moment we have waited 23 hours 52 minutes for is here.
Praise your respective deity(s), sun, and/or lack of deities.
Bathius Bardedy - February 6, 2006 04:33 AM (GMT)
Woooo!
Yes! First post here, other than the administrators!
DP is so awesome...I have a story to tell of him tomorrow...
Admiral Maxtreme - February 6, 2006 06:46 PM (GMT)
man, dp is really sweet. one time, he had JTP (johnny titan points) comin over, but bowers blocked the huck. bowers has never recovered from the strokes and seizures that dp gave him. he can do that, you know, so don't cross that nigga, cause he'll mess you up something fierce.
Admiral Maxtreme - February 6, 2006 06:48 PM (GMT)
i figgered that this belongs on this forum.
Hey! You want some meatloaf? - February 6, 2006 10:26 PM (GMT)
The only thing better than DP is those G-Force bars they serve at lunch
Admiral Maxtreme - February 6, 2006 10:43 PM (GMT)
dp invented them. he first called them "maximum explosion damage kerPOW! bars" but the school didn't think that that name rolled off the tongue. big mistake. dp is now amassing enough roughhousers to destroy the entire school.
Dibs Master Flex of PACVILLE - February 6, 2006 11:22 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Admiral Maxtreme @ Feb 6 2006, 10:43 PM) |
| dp invented them. he first called them "maximum explosion damage kerPOW! bars" but the school didn't think that that name rolled off the tongue. big mistake. dp is now amassing enough roughhousers to destroy the entire school. |
god damn! he did? he is so smart and creative!
Hey! You want some meatloaf? - February 7, 2006 01:23 AM (GMT)
Who the hell gives those damn props around here. GIVE ONE TO DP FOR THE INVENTIONS OF THE G-FORCE BARS!!!!!!! Those things are delicious.
Dibs Master Flex of PACVILLE - February 7, 2006 01:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Hey! You want some meatloaf? @ Feb 7 2006, 01:23 AM) |
| Who the hell gives those damn props around here. GIVE ONE TO DP FOR THE INVENTIONS OF THE G-FORCE BARS!!!!!!! Those things are delicious. |
props cannot be given to DP by any of us. Only God.
Admiral Maxtreme - February 7, 2006 02:38 AM (GMT)
and TRUST me, god gives them out like there's no tomorrow. not saying he's giving unjust props, because he's not. he only gives them when they are deserved. and needless to say, dp gets tons of props.
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 7, 2006 03:10 AM (GMT)
Now... does god give out props to others besides dp?
Dibs Master Flex of PACVILLE - February 7, 2006 03:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pimpity Poo Poo @ Feb 7 2006, 03:10 AM) |
| Now... does god give out props to others besides dp? |
no he gives that privelage to us, since we can do nothing to compare to DP and God.
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 7, 2006 03:21 AM (GMT)
Nothing to compare other than the act of giving props.
Admiral Maxtreme - February 7, 2006 06:10 PM (GMT)
okay, here's the way it is. humans have the privelige of giving props. however, some humans are too sweet to be given a prop by lesser beings. it is almost an insult to their dominance. these dominant humans include dp, jp, (jason) kleman, shaq, and apache, among a few others. god can give props to anyone, but he doesn't, because he trusts us to give them out accordingly. but, since we can't give them to the higher beings, he does it for us. now, we can give props to jp, apache, and kleman, because they choose to overlook our faults. god allows this. however, when it comes to dp and shaq, they refuse them, and for different reasons. the story of shaq's props is as follows: shaq was recieving his earned props from god his whole life. then one day, a fan said to him,"why don't you let us give you props? i really want to!" and so, he decided to let normals give them, to make his fans happier. so, he said,"GIVE ME PROPS, YOU LESSER BEINGS!!" then suddenly, a wave props came rushing forth, nearly overwhelming shaq. then he closed the prop portal, saying,"MAN, AIN'T YOU HOS QUIT DIS SHIT, NIGGA!!" and just like that, he could only recieve props from god again. his count was up to 1,467, which was the highest total of anyone at the time. he then decided that god would just give him "ceremonial" props, just for the sake of giving them. he does not add these to his net total, which, if he did, would be exactly 45,220. the story of dp's props is as follows: dp was angry that he was on a much higher plane than everyone else, causing widespread resentment and jealousy. he then decided that he was too good to be insulted by a prop from a lower being, so he cancelled all incoming props. now, only god can give them to him. *note* the higher beings can give props to each other.
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 7, 2006 11:18 PM (GMT)
Admiral Maxtreme - February 8, 2006 01:42 AM (GMT)
no, YOU'RE quite the schpiel!! YOU ARE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! IT'S YOU YOU YOU, NOT ME!!!!! I'M NOT A SCHPIEL!!!!!!! I NEVER WAS A SCHPIEL!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *sob* *sob* NOT A SCHPIEL!! *sob* (rocking in fetal position sucking thumb, clutching teddy bear, mr. huggysnugglebumpkin)
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 8, 2006 01:45 AM (GMT)
relax... listen to some music really loud or something sheesh......................................................................schpieler
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Admiral Maxtreme - February 8, 2006 01:49 AM (GMT)
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 8, 2006 01:49 AM (GMT)
I just spent a good minute mezmerizing myself with all of those "A's"
Admiral Maxtreme - February 8, 2006 02:32 AM (GMT)
were you scrolling up and down? because that's what i just did, and it's sweet.
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 8, 2006 02:33 AM (GMT)
Admiral Maxtreme - February 8, 2006 02:35 AM (GMT)
Pimpity Poo Poo - February 8, 2006 02:35 AM (GMT)
Admiral Maxtreme - February 8, 2006 02:37 AM (GMT)
