DP was in a philosophical mood sometime a year or so ago. This was the result.

When DP was asked the question, "What is the meaning of life? Why are we here?",

He responded, "To eat donuts and drink coffee... No, not coffee... Yeah, coffee's good."

So that is the meaning of life according to DP. There was video evidence of this encounter, but somebody erased it. Lame.

what a lamewad. but he really said coffee? did he specify regular or decaf? black, or with cream or sugar? mug or thermos?

He didn't specify any coffee additives. I assume DP takes his coffee with sugar and melted butter.

it's probably closer to taking his melted butter with coffee.

Yeah Grant. That's probably what it's closer to.

Taking his melted butter with his coffee, that is

Yep, probably

man, fuck y'all.

(knock.....knock) oh hello obvious answer why don't you come in for a while and explain yourself...................DP LIKES HIS COFFEE LIKE HIS WOMEN HOT AND BLACK.......duh!

i thought he liked his coffee like he likes his women: with a penis.

Have any of you wondered if there might be some truth to what DP is philosophizing?

I seriously doubt it...
-Zack

i have. then i wake up.

You know what type of donut's DP prefers?

The long, cream filled kind.
-Zack

"donut's"? hey mr. "i use punctuation correctly," how about you use punctuation correctly.

dp likes to squeeze the cream out on his face.