when i say cartoon, i don't mean anything made today. i mean things considered "cartooney," as in mallets and explosions and such.

That coyote freakin cracked me up and he didn't even say anything just raised a freakin sign. He took more punishment than Mr. Slave.

he was blown up, flattened, and torn to pieces in every episode.

You've gotta love the bird though.

birdman, or the road runner?

I'm thinkin he means roadrunner. I disagree though...I was never really impressed with road runner.
-Zack

correct. i could have avoided wile e. coyote if i wanted to. it has less to do with the road runner's cunning and more to do with the coyote's blunders.

Yeah...and then you just feel sorry for the poor guy....so, basically...it's the worst cartoon ever made..it just makes you feel bad. Cartoons are supposed to make you happy.
-Zack

i don't feel sorry for him. maybe he should NOT buy from the acme company. and where does he get all his money from? he can't have a job, because he spends all his time chasing the road runner. hmmm...

And if he's got so much damn money....why doesn't he just buy some food?
-Zack

he does. i've seen him eat it. i think it is the principle of it.

He 's just hunting him for sport I think. or maybe he wants his feathers for something?
Feather Boa maybe?

Then he's an asshole...seriously...the bird is just tryin to get by.
-Zack

the bird laughs at him, and one time he was driving the semi truck that ran him over.

Any bird that gets pleasure from running over others with a semi-truck deserves to be caught.

Any coyote who eats but insists on getting hurt trying to catch a bird is a massicist.

I believe you mean Masochist. And, the bird is just trying to protect himself from that bastard.
-Zack

As yes, Masochist.

or just stupid.

Yeah, he really is stupid. But thats the nature of the cartoon...seriously, it's only dialogue is "beep beep"
-Zack

the cartoon's not about dialogue, it's about physical humor.

It could stand to get some dialogue though. Like orson wells narrating. That would have made it so much better.
-Zack

usually caroons with narration were annoying.

I dunno...not always. Especially not with Orson Wells. Seriously...How the Grinch Stole Christmas? That's a narrated classic.
-Zack

well, yeah, but i meant the type of cartoons that were shown with movies, like bugs bunny.

Yeah...I guess you're right...I can't think of any of those that are good and narrated..but...then again...I can't think of any without dialouge besides Wil E. Coyote and Road Runner.
-Zack

how about tom and jerry.

i win.

Tom and Jerry doesn't count, it was Hanna Barberra, we're talking WB only it seems.
-Zack

Oh wait...they're in the poll too...shit. Okay, you win...but, even so, that show always sorta sucked.
-Zack

yeah, it was funny sometimes, but not for the most part.

do you remember that black nanny?

man, talk about racism.

Yeah. It was almost always a really bad version of Sylvester and Tweety. You know why? no dialouge.
-Zack

plus sylvester had his son. "oh, father. i'm so disappointed."

Yeah. lol. And a lisp. Making fun of people with lisps is so awesome.
-Zack

"and i will hug him and squeeze him and call him george."

lol.
-Zack