WWE E-Fed.

Alright, first post of the real diary! The rosters will be in this post...



RAW Roster:

WWE 2007 E-Fed…

RAW Champions:

WWE Champion – John Cena
Intercontinental Champion – Jeff Hardy
World Tag Team Champions – Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
WWE Women’s Champion – Mickie James


RAW Roster:


Main Event:
Hulk Hogan
John Cena
Mick Foley
Randy Orton
Ric Flair
Shawn Michaels
Triple H - Injured

Midcarders:
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Chris Masters
Cody Rhodes
Eugene
Gene Snitsky
Jeff Hardy
Jerry Lawler
Jim Duggan
Johnny Nitro
Ken Kennedy
Kenny Dykstra
Matt Hardy
Matt Striker
Mr. McMahon
Robbie McAllistair
Roddy Piper
Rory McAllistair
Shane McMahon
Shelton Benjamin
Super Crazy
The Great Khali
Umaga



Lowercarders:
Daivari
Jonathan Coachman
JTG
Lance Cade
Rob Conway
Shad
Trevor Murdoch
Val Venis
Viscera



Women:
Beth Phoenix
Candice Michelle
Lita
Melina
Mickie James
Torrie Wilson
Victoria

Done for now. Next post will have the SmackDown! roster.

SmackDown! Champions:
World Heavyweight Champion – Edge
WWE United States Champion – Bobby Lashley
WWE Cruiserweight Champion – Gregory Helms
WWE Tag Team Champions - Londrick

SmackDown! roster:

Main Event:
Batista
Edge
Kane
King Booker
Rey Mysterio – Injured
Undertaker

Midcarders:
Brian Kendrick
Chavo Guerrero
Dave Taylor
Deuce
Domino
Finlay
Gregory Helms
Idol Stevens
Jamie Noble
Joey Mercury
KC James
Little Bastard
Merk Henry
Matt Hardy
Montel Vontavious Porter
Paul Burchill
Paul London
The Boogeyman
The Great Khali
William Regal


Lowcarders:
Cassidy Riley
Daivari
Funaki
Harry Smith
Jimmy Wang Yang
Little Guido
Shannon Moore
Sylvan
Theodore Long

Women:
Ashley Massaro
Jillian Hall
Krystal
Michelle McCool
Queen Sharmell

WWE RAW: Monday, July 16, 2007, live from the Harbor Beer Hall.

*Fireworks go off as RAW goes on air*

Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages, welcome to another thundering edition of WWE Monday Night RAW! And King, what an edition it’s gonna be!
Jerry Lawler: You’re damn right JR! This RAW has the potential to be one of the best ever, with an amazing main event, existing of—

*”No Chance” blasts through the PA as Vince McMahon makes his way out to the ring*

JR: Huh? What’s he doing here? He’s not supposed to be here now…
King: Don’t complain about the boss, JR! He’s in charge, you know.

Vince: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I don’t want to waste any time, so I’ll head straight to business. Lately, I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, have been thinking. And thinking. And thinking. About World Wrestling Entertainment, its 3 brands… Well, now the business part. I said 3 brands. As of today… Make that 2. brands.
King: Whoa! 2 brands instead of 3?! But.. Which one is leaving?!

Vince: Now, I’ve been thinking about which brand to destroy, and I came to the conclusion that something that’s already destroyed.. Doesn’t need to be relinquished again. The one brand that is going to be erased from WWE, is a brand, that has recently been brought back.
JR: Uh-oh…

Vince: That brand is ECW. We don’t need ECW. WWE doesn’t need ECW. The people… Don’t need ECW. It’s ECW that needs WWE… And that’s why I’m killing it. I’m going to inject it with a lethal dose… I’m going to kill… What I brought back. I’m going to kill…
*evil voice*
…Extreme….
JR: Oh my god! Some people aren’t going to be happy to hear this! And what’s going to happen to the wrestlers on ECW?!
King: Well, I say, he’s right! ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling, anyway… I hope none of the superstars come to RAW!
JR: Yeah, right… Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, let the show go on, and we will let it go on, with the first match!

Match 1; Singles match
Randy Orton vs. Super Crazy

Ending: The ending pretty much was the beginning, with Orton dominating from the start. Pinfall came after about 3 minutes, after an RKO.








*Interview backstage*

Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing here backstage next to one of the ECW superstars, CM Punk.
CM Punk: Hey Todd.
Todd: Hi. Now, uhhh, CM, Punk, CM Punk, what is it?
Punk: Just Punk, or whatever you prefer.
Todd: Alright. Punk, You’ve only been an ECW superstar since May, so the end of ECW doesn’t mean a whole lot to you, does it?
Punk: Well, you see, Todd, I’ve really enjoyed these 2 months, and I know that there are a lot of guys backstage who’ve been with ECW since the start in the 1990’s. There are guys in the ECW locker room who are willing to fight for its existence, but if the big boss himself has said ECW is off… There’s not much you can do about it, is there, doofus?
Todd: Well, I suppose so…
Punk: Sure, suppose so. Now bugger off, I’ve got a match coming up.

King: Haha, Grisham got told there!

Match 2; Singles match
CM Punk vs. Charlie Haas

Ending: This was an amazing match between 2 greats in the ring, with the finish being Shelton Benjamin interfering on behalf of Charlie Haas, thus helping Charlie Haas win.

JR: Oh, come on now! That’s not fair!
King: Everything is fair in wrestling, JR! Especially after the match… And besides, I thought the ECW superstars were all about extreme? Well, that’s extreme right there!
JR: Oh, grow up, King… And look at this now, they’re beating CM Punk up! They’re beating him up and there’s nothing he can do about it!
King: Extreme, JR, extreme…

*Shelton grabs the mic*
Shelton: We are The World’s Greatest Tag Team… And we’re going to prove that. We’re going to prove that by beating up anyone we want to, anywhere we want to, any way we want to. We guarantee, that within 3 months, we are your world tag team champions.

JR: Ugh… The guts that man has! Unbelievable!
King: Well, you better believe it, JR, because they’ll be our new world tag team champions within a quarter of a year!

*commercial break*

*lawl, we’re back!*

JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night RAW, live here on USA Network! I’m here alongside Jerry Lawler, and boy, what a night it’s been!
King: Indeed, JR, but for now, we’re going to some WWE ads to get more money! MONEY MONEY MONEY, YEAH, YEAH!
JR: …*sigh* Lame gangster…
“Do you want to be as cool as The Cerebral Assassin? Do you want to be as great as the Masterpiece? Do you want to be as phenomenal as the phenom himself? Go to www.wweshopzone.com for your WWE needs!”

“Once… I was the King of the World. Once… I was the King of my World… Once… I was the King of your World.. And soon.. I will be back. Be prepared . . . *titantron shows a word saying “SAVE_US.222” and http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee294/J...8/saveus222.png *

King: What the…
JR: What in the world…

Match 3; Tag match
Cryme Tyme (Shad & JTG) vs. Ric Flair and ???

JR: Now, people, this match was made yesterday on WWE.com by RAW’s interim-GM, the Coach… Flair was told to choose a partner, and I think he has chosen one… but who?

*bagpipe-music starts*
Flair: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… Let me, introduce to you, WHOOOOOO, the former World Tag Team Champion, WHOOOO, ROWDY, RODDY, PIPERRRRRRR!
JR: BAH GAWD KANG, HE CHOSE RODDY PIPER! BAH GAWD, THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!

So, after JR’s ranting, Flair and Piper won a hard-fought match against Cryme Tyme.


4th Match: Triple Threat match;
John Cena vs. Chris Masters vs. Umaga

Cena won a ‘hard-fought’, basically two-on-one match against Masters and Umaga. Joy, he overcame the odds… again!

*Coach enters*

Coach: John Cena! That was pretty impressive! But then again, I didn’t expect less from the WWE champion. Talking about you being the WWE champion… You might not be the champ for much longer. You see, next Sundaym live on Pay-Per-View at the Great American Bash.. You, John Cena are goig to face the winner of the following, and last match of the night… Between Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy…. And The Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels!

JR: By god! Either Ken Kennedy or Shawn Michaels will face John Cena for the WWE Championship next Sunday, at the Great American Bash! Boy, what a match it will be, and it’s coming up… NEXT!





5th match; Singles match to determine the number one contender for the WWE Title
Ken Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels

Ending: He thinks he’s cute, he knows he’s sexy and he knows he’s going to the GAB as the number one contender for Cena’s WWE title, next Sunday. Michaels wins after a Sweet Chin Music, after a mistake by MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KENNAH-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY… KENNAHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!

*Coach enters.. again*
Coach: Michaels. Congratulations for winning the match. ..However, I forgot to add one thing earlier… The match you’re going to participate in this upcoming Sunday, will be… a Last Man Standing match. Goodnight… And I wish you the best of luck on Sunday.

JR: BAH GAWD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT BY OUR GENERAL MANAGER! WHAT A MATCH IT’S GOING TO BE! SEE YOU ON SUNDAY, FOLKS!

Aaaand, that’s a wrap…



Total capacity in stadium: 10,000
Total attendence: 9,411
Fans thought it was a very good show.

There you go, edited my post. e-Fed is up! ^_^

lol, I can't make shit out of it, but I s'pose it's funny ^^;;

<_<

Dude... What did you think of the announcements? Piper's 'return'? SAVE_US.222 and the picture? etc.

wtf, I didn't get the "SAVE.US22" part.

Good :D It's supposed to be like that. Secret...