Gun wishes (real airsoft guns), what gun do you wish for?

ehy there are virgin ears on this forum....maybe.....probably not....well whatever

haha, but the only virgins are the zombies, lets take em all down, FALL OUT TROOPS!

*swings arm in direction of the door and knocks a cup of HOT coffee over*
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*the coffee spills all over the nuke being used as a paperweight, the nukes timer starts to bleep, we all look at each other like "GTFO". then we find out that the nukes just a novelty Disneyland nuke and not a real one, when it goes off thousands of tiny Mickey Mouses run amok and shag our feet, we run as fast as we can but the little Mickeys weigh us down, that and the fact that we are wearing pure lead sandals doesn't help. we manage to get in the nearest bunker and we find out that Krow has been using it as a dildo storage facility. so we run back outside in a frenzy, one of us accidently kicks a little mickey mouse and send him flying, he hits a passing by "x-wing" and it crashes about 2000 miles away somwhere in Turkey.
at this point the Turks think that we are startin a war, so they try and nuke us...but they miss because someone hired stephen hawkings as the missile guiding analyser, and c'mon, everyone knows how clumsy old Steve can be!. so the turks start war with Hawaii, soon the whole world is at war, nukes are getting launched everywhere, and the earth gets knocked off of its axis and starts to wobble (which apparently will happen if we go into nuclear war btw) and everyone dies apart from us, (coz we hid in the bunker again because there was a giant soup dragon flying outside) and all the dildos protected us, we are the only surviving humans left, only zombies everywhere, we look at each other and i say "oops, i should have drank the coffee an hour ago when it was hot".

so we have to clean the earth of zombies, thus creating the S.T.U.D motto; "who you gonna call? ----- call the ghostbusters coz we cant be arsed".


whoa! sorry for the randomness there, just got a little bored....christ that WAS random...my head is fucked...... im going to go and kill myself now, bye

WTF

I'll be getting my dream airsoft gun in a couple weeks when I order my TM Thompson. FUCK YEAH!

yeah, exactly what i thought when i woke up about 5 hours after and read it, W....T...F did i do????
my head was proper fucked.
but i didnt delete it coz i thought it was pretty funny.
but yeah......wtf indeed.................

i'm stil awaiting me fa-mas i'm going to call them do any of you know their phone #becaus ethey took it off their site

well...hehe.....i have a G36 on the way to my house and a brand new P90 (my 2nd one- YAHOOOOOOOO) oh and i ordered a Nickel blowback Beretta 92, haha now those birds are gonna pay....oh they will....they will alright heheh...HEHEHEHE.........................HAHAH....MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....................sorry

oh BTW, something retarded has happened...ok so i know not many of you here like the OICW, but i think its rather sexy, anyway, my point is:

the australians have made a gun.....go on.....guess what its called?......the.....here it comes.............the...A ICW

bloddy genius mate!!

FFS i bet it took them long to think of that, and look at it...it looks so much like the OICW but...it sucks so much...damn them jackasses.....no offense to any Aussies here btw. i mean the people that made the heap of crap

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i personally don't like the p90... everything such as the look of it mostly. but go ahead good for you you have something to be obsessed over and that is all people want and pie...that too. but yeah so does any one have Airsplat's phone # caus ei seriously need it

yeah but its the most comfortable gun i have ever held