Title: New Philosophical question.
Description: Answer it and enjoy the fun!
sourceseeker - July 2, 2010 06:28 PM (GMT)
If grass grows green (bright), why don't the roots grow bright yellow? :P
Isidore - July 2, 2010 07:01 PM (GMT)
well, all technicalities put aside, "cause God made it that way"... but scientifically, the chloryphyll in the blades of grass cannot make the roots yellow... except in unusual cases such as when Paul Bunyan dude dug the missisip here's how it went. uh, he drug his ax with some type of high tec drug only used in his time for his size, and it twas yeller. it dug to the very deapths of the earth and back to the surface after the blade had said hi to the easter bunny. I spose that's why it twas colored yeller, cuase the easter bunny made it that way, but this is the only ception ever so far as the earth is still 70 some % water.
sourceseeker - July 2, 2010 07:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Isidore @ 2 Jul 2010, 1:01 PM) |
| well, all technicalities put aside, "cause God made it that way"... but scientifically, the chloryphyll in the blades of grass cannot make the roots yellow... except in unusual cases such as when Paul Bunyan dude dug the missisip here's how it went. uh, he drug his ax with some type of high tec drug only used in his time for his size, and it twas yeller. it dug to the very deapths of the earth and back to the surface after the blade had said hi to the easter bunny. I spose that's why it twas colored yeller, cuase the easter bunny made it that way, but this is the only ception ever so far as the earth is still 70 some % water. |
Oh! John! ROFLOL You should write a book! :lol: I will give my own ideas later.
Paul
Isidore - July 3, 2010 09:34 PM (GMT)
maybe some day when I have time!
Libera - July 4, 2010 01:47 PM (GMT)
Happy 4th everybody!
No clue...
sourceseeker - July 5, 2010 12:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Libera @ 4 Jul 2010, 7:47 AM) |
Happy 4th everybody!
No clue... |
Yeah! Happy Independance Day! :)
I don't have time yet.... next time!
Isidore - July 5, 2010 01:02 AM (GMT)
sourceseeker - July 6, 2010 08:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sourceseeker @ 2 Jul 2010, 1:24 PM) |
| QUOTE (Isidore @ 2 Jul 2010, 1:01 PM) | | well, all technicalities put aside, "cause God made it that way"... but scientifically, the chloryphyll in the blades of grass cannot make the roots yellow... except in unusual cases such as when Paul Bunyan dude dug the missisip here's how it went. uh, he drug his ax with some type of high tec drug only used in his time for his size, and it twas yeller. it dug to the very deapths of the earth and back to the surface after the blade had said hi to the easter bunny. I spose that's why it twas colored yeller, cuase the easter bunny made it that way, but this is the only ception ever so far as the earth is still 70 some % water. |
Oh! John! ROFLOL You should write a book! :lol: I will give my own ideas later.
Paul
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First, too explain to people what is going on here: Write your hypothetical bogus reason, or not, to answer the philosophical nonsence! :D
I think the reason the grass is bright green on top and its roots are dark yellow is because it is being poisoned. The grass roots are reaching deep into the earth and absorbing the chemicals magneisium and chloride creating gold which keeps their roots a darkish yellow color. The only way to remove the gold is to boil the roots of the grass and can the juice for exactly 16.53421 years. EXACTLY other wise you will only get grass juice with chloride and mageisium!
Well that's my scientifical opinion on why grass grows bright green on top but isn't bright yellow rooted. .....because they roots are being poisoned by gold dust! Duh! :P B)
Isidore - September 10, 2010 09:44 PM (GMT)
why does Michael run so fast?
Guest - September 11, 2010 05:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Isidore @ 10 Sep 2010, 3:44 PM) |
| why does Michael run so fast? |
LOL because he is scared of something!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sourceseeker - September 11, 2010 05:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Guest @ 11 Sep 2010, 11:54 AM) |
| QUOTE (Isidore @ 10 Sep 2010, 3:44 PM) | | why does Michael run so fast? |
LOL because he is scared of something!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That was me!
I own up to i!
sourceseeker - April 18, 2011 01:43 AM (GMT)
Okay new question: Why does school make us sweat? :D
jhnnyapplseed - April 18, 2011 04:41 PM (GMT)
because it's hard work so we fall behind and have to work through the summer.
sourceseeker - May 4, 2011 08:13 PM (GMT)
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! VEEERRRY good answer! :D I think that strikes a cord with many a lad and lassie right about now! :D
jhnnyapplseed - July 23, 2011 07:57 PM (GMT)
*bows* thank you! thank you!
