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New Philosophical question., Answer it and enjoy the fun!| sourceseeker |
Posted: 2 Jul 2010, 12:28 PM
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 MN guy!  Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007  |
If grass grows green (bright), why don't the roots grow bright yellow? :P
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| Isidore |
Posted: 2 Jul 2010, 1:01 PM
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 The Beast Group: Members Posts: 466 Member No.: 56 Joined: 18 Sep 2009 |
well, all technicalities put aside, "cause God made it that way"... but scientifically, the chloryphyll in the blades of grass cannot make the roots yellow... except in unusual cases such as when Paul Bunyan dude dug the missisip here's how it went. uh, he drug his ax with some type of high tec drug only used in his time for his size, and it twas yeller. it dug to the very deapths of the earth and back to the surface after the blade had said hi to the easter bunny. I spose that's why it twas colored yeller, cuase the easter bunny made it that way, but this is the only ception ever so far as the earth is still 70 some % water.
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 2 Jul 2010, 1:24 PM
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MN guy! Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007 |
Oh! John! ROFLOL You should write a book! :lol: I will give my own ideas later. Paul -------------------- Nothing without you MTA, nothing without us!
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| Isidore |
Posted: 3 Jul 2010, 3:34 PM
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The Beast Group: Members Posts: 466 Member No.: 56 Joined: 18 Sep 2009 |
maybe some day when I have time!
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| Libera |
Posted: 4 Jul 2010, 7:47 AM
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Happy 4th everybody!
No clue... -------------------- "And when the end of day is come, Stay with me through the dark and bring me home."
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 4 Jul 2010, 6:30 PM
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MN guy! Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007 |
Yeah! Happy Independance Day! :) I don't have time yet.... next time! -------------------- Nothing without you MTA, nothing without us!
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| Isidore |
Posted: 4 Jul 2010, 7:02 PM
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The Beast Group: Members Posts: 466 Member No.: 56 Joined: 18 Sep 2009 |
YEAH! happy fourth!
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 6 Jul 2010, 2:54 PM
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MN guy! Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007 |
First, too explain to people what is going on here: Write your hypothetical bogus reason, or not, to answer the philosophical nonsence! :D I think the reason the grass is bright green on top and its roots are dark yellow is because it is being poisoned. The grass roots are reaching deep into the earth and absorbing the chemicals magneisium and chloride creating gold which keeps their roots a darkish yellow color. The only way to remove the gold is to boil the roots of the grass and can the juice for exactly 16.53421 years. EXACTLY other wise you will only get grass juice with chloride and mageisium! Well that's my scientifical opinion on why grass grows bright green on top but isn't bright yellow rooted. .....because they roots are being poisoned by gold dust! Duh! :P B) -------------------- Nothing without you MTA, nothing without us!
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| Isidore |
Posted: 10 Sep 2010, 3:44 PM
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The Beast Group: Members Posts: 466 Member No.: 56 Joined: 18 Sep 2009 |
why does Michael run so fast?
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Posted: 11 Sep 2010, 11:54 AM
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LOL because he is scared of something!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 11 Sep 2010, 11:55 AM
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That was me! I own up to i! -------------------- Nothing without you MTA, nothing without us!
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 17 Apr 2011, 7:43 PM
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MN guy! Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007 |
Okay new question: Why does school make us sweat? :D
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| jhnnyapplseed |
Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 10:41 AM
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 Hooves Group: Members Posts: 207 Member No.: 65 Joined: 9 Feb 2011 |
because it's hard work so we fall behind and have to work through the summer.
-------------------- "Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having." C.S Lewis, "The Case for Christianity"
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| sourceseeker |
Posted: 4 May 2011, 2:13 PM
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MN guy! Group: Members Posts: 347 Member No.: 36 Joined: 13 Jul 2007 |
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! VEEERRRY good answer! :D I think that strikes a cord with many a lad and lassie right about now! :D
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| jhnnyapplseed |
Posted: 23 Jul 2011, 1:57 PM
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*bows* thank you! thank you!
-------------------- "Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having." C.S Lewis, "The Case for Christianity"
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