Quote your friends

[Riku]

I know we do this all the time anyways .. but let's just have one big topic for us to share. Funny things friends have said, hilarious events at school, anything.

I remember sometime last year, Emily [ chiyo ] & I were with a bunch of friends in the music room .. & the guys were talking about whose instrument was sexier. Aaron yelled taht his saxophone was 'curved like a woman' while flutes sucked because they had no 'shaping'. So Ajay held up his French horn; 'it curves like this, and this and this' .. Emily literally fell over laughing and I was nearly there .. that was great.


Another great one was the other day in English class ..

Mr. Matheson: Can anyone talk about a time hwen they were discriminated against?
Cole: Well on my first day, a few girls were wondering whether I was gay or not ..
Alan: That's because you ARE a girl
Mr. Matheson: Alan, please, keep your fantasies to yourself ..

Haha. You can see why I love English class ^^;

Anywho .. any funny stories to share? n.n;;

[Alex Charaday]

Okay Math Class is like the equivelant to your English class...this is last years Math Class.

First Scenario--let's get to know the people
Me-duh
Dana-friend of, Doug, Sam, and Kristen
Sam-Friend of Doug, Dana, and Kristen
Doug-Friend of Sam, and Dana, has crush on Kristen
Kristen-Friend of Dana, and Sam, has crush on Doug
Mr. Smith-Football couch who lets us watch Jerry Springer in class (we're in the trailors), math teacher, and knows everything in our personal lives.

Scene-Math Class, trying to earn points by being quiet (it lasted the whole time but still, it's VERY HARD, every five minutes we get a point), Mr. Smith our crazy teacher is trying to crack us.

Mr. Smith: Soo...how to make y'all crazy. Oh! Relationship details!
{Kristen and Doug look at each other laughing quietly}
Mr. Smith: Oh my gosh you guys guess what I heard!!?
[Class shoots scared looks, wondering what he's gonna do]
Mr. Smith, I hear~d, that Doug and Kristen, yah, last night they went to Doug's house and watched a movie. And THEN *puts on valley girl voice* Doug was on one end of the couch and Kristen was on the other then by the end of the movie they almost KISSED!!
[Snorts are heard through out class but strained talking constricts us all]
Mr. Smith: Oh and Kristen went home and called Dana and was like "Omgsh you'll never guess what happened! I went on a date with Doug omg omg omg omg!!"
[The class is dying in their seats]
Mr. Smith : And Doug goes to his room and calls Sam *acts girly like he's twirling the phone cord* and says "Like Oh my GAWD Sam, me and Kristen like got it oooon tonight!! Then they had a four way, and yaaah!

The whole class is like spazzing and staring at the four in the story

Mr. Smith: Yah, so what did you hear Sam

-continues on till bell rings when everyone dies of laughter-

Hard to explain lol, it was SO hilarious though! Our teacher was the craziest!

[Riku]

Homigawd .. that is awesome XDDD

[Alex Charaday]

Oh and since we were in the trailors see Sam (the spontaneous always talkative and acting up guy) was trying to make a scene and yell at Mr. Smith.

It was winter

Monday

Mr. Smith didn't turn on the heat alll...WEEKEND

We walked in there and the seats are metal basically ya know? So me and Kristen and others are sitting in a huddle passing around scarves and sitting on the math books, taking the tempeture (10 degrees farenheit mind you) and making circles with our breathe in the cold.

Sam walks in and yells "Holy Shit, Mr. Smith, it's friggin freezing!" He has gloves on and is like jumping around (See sam pic on my account) and goes over to his chair. He touches it and he like jumps back.

Sam: No way I'm sitting on that ice chair!
Mr. Smith: I don't care about you cursing but you need to sit down, see the girls are on their math books!
We laugh at Sam smirking (he stole it from meh, >> lol)
Sam: Okay *takes chair down and sits on it upside down where it's not as cold, it looks like a throne*
Sam: I'M THE ICE KING!! *breaks chair*
Sam:...see..I'm so cold I freeze things till they break! Heh
Mr. Smith: ...Your paying for that

[Riku]

Ice King .. ahaha, that's great n__n;;


Hm .. trying to thinkof something just as funny <.< neh .. I need Emily/Chiyo here

[Alex Charaday]

If you ever need funny, just spend the night with a bunch of guys, omg that is the BEST way to get jokes!!

Henry: ...but it was a dry ice bomb..why'd he pick it up?
Will: Cuz it wasn't exploding?
Logan: *imitates dry ice bomb and falls over couch* Umm it exploded in his face.


VIRGINA MAKES FAKE PENUTS@!!

Iono about the penuts, they were putting honey roasted penuts into this miniture coke bottles and the next thing I know Henry's on the floor dying of laughter, Will's choking, spitting coke back into the bottle, Logan's doubled over laughing, red in the face, and Jacob's pounding the wall trying to regain composure

Oh and Henry is the most ticklish guy you'll ever meet. You barely touch him on one of his spots and he squeals like a five year old and like starts laughing high pitchedly trying to get you away

[BHK]

Have to use last year, this years not funny enough lol.

*My Technology teachers view of grades compared to playing pool*

Mr. Gregory: You can get in the F hole, the D hole, the C hole, the B hole or the A hole.

XD.

*some random day when we're suppose to go outside and launch bottle rockets but Mr. Gregory says it's too cold*

Austin: We can handle it, we're all men!...Well, except for her.
Me: Thanks Austin, I feel so loved...

Oh. I can steal quotes from my Xanga.

Chris and Brian were late for class so they snuck in through the door while Ms. Smith was turned around and they almost made it too, but Chris tripped over some one's chair and made all this noise. Ahh it was hilarious.

Ms. Smith (Evil Language Arts teacher) held us in till the third bell, and when she let us out every one in the team area was clapping and cheering and all of us we're like, "We escaped!!!"

Okay, here's todays wonderful joke XD.

*I'm talking to this guy named Tanner*
Alex: Did you find your social studies book?
Me: Yeah it's in my locker.
Tanner: *bursts out laughing*
Me: Wha?
Tanner: I just said I think Jake's P.M.Sing and you said yeah it's in my locker.
Me: *dies of laughter* Yeah, Jake's P.M.Sing in my locker!

Some one was asking Ms. Smith a lot of questions and Toney was like, "That's too many questions for her tiny head." Then the whole class got silent and Ms. Smith had this really evil look and he's like, "I mean BIG brain, REALLY BIG BRAIN!"

And then some one screwed up their quotation thing and then they still got a 100. So me and Brian were talking about it and he's like, "That'll be our little secret." Cuz he was joking then Amanda was like, "Ew, do I wanna know what you're talking about?"

I love my Language Arts class XD.

But new seats on monday

[Alex Charaday]

XD Oh man, your language arts class RULES!!

Do you guys like connections? You know he said that his cousin's girlfriend's sister's best friend's mom told my mom that I was out or something? Read this::

my mom's ex boyfriend (who are still in love with each other)'s dad is dating Kat's mom who's other daughter's boyfriend is named Justin to, just to create more controversy

That is mine and Kat (girl at our school who's a popular biatch)'s "family" tree O.o

Oh in Language (go language and math classes ) my guy friend Kyle says to be an actor you have to put up with sex change sometimes.

We're reading the Diary Of Anne Frank: Turned in to a Play or something in class and he's Mrs. Van Daan, who loves to flirt with Mr. Frank (both are played by guys)

So Anne asks Mrs. Van Daan (Kyle) if she was popular with the boys at her age. Oh my sora cubs, Kyle had to say this line that was, and I quote::

[Without a puase, to Anne, Mr. Van Daan mimics Mrs. Van Daan, speaking the first few words in unison with her.] One summer we had a big house in Hilversum. The boys came buzzing round like bees around a jam pot. And when I was sixteen! . . . We were wearing our skirts very short those days and I had good-looking legs [She pulls up her skirt going to Mr. Frank (Kyle did this with his jeans when we were messing around with the lines!!)] I still have 'em. I may not be as pretty as I used to be, but I still have my legs. How about it, Mr. Frank!?

OH good gawd, that was so funny in class!!

[Heather]

The only funny one I can think of right now was when my friends and I were talking about our siblings and one of my friends asked me:

"Hey Anna, is your brother a boy or a girl?" XD

[Alex Charaday]

Lol XD That reminds me of a avatar/icon thing

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse"

[BHK]

LOL I read that, even though we haven't gotten that far in our books yet.

Yes, we're going in order <<.

Here's a post with me, Alex, and Zanisha : D !

*Random talking about KH*

Laythe says:
On DI
Laythe says:
you can go under the bridge
Laythe says:
and make Sora look up
Laythe says:
and see Selphie's underwear LOL
Alex says:
That rocks so much, that's how I killed some boss..
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
yes .. i did that
Alex says:
OMG IT DOES WORK, I DID IT RECENTLY
Laythe says:
Sora's a perv sercretlyyyyy
Alex says:
why did Ashley ever find that out?
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
lmao you killed some boss with selphie's underwear?
Alex says:
*shhh its a secret
Alex says:
NO
Alex says:
LOL
Laythe says:
It's supposedly a cheat
Laythe says:
lol
Alex says:
huh?
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
Laythe says:
and see Selphie's underwear LOL
Alex says:
That rocks so much, that's how I killed some boss..
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
XD
Laythe says:
ROFL
Alex says:
whoops
Laythe says:
Nice
Alex says:
I meant the one before
*later*
Let's hope Kairi doesn't sit on the dock in KH2
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
o.O
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
XD
Alex says:
*cough cough*
Laythe says:
LOL cuz it will be even worse
Laythe says:
since Sora's older
Laythe says:
and it's the girl he lurvvers
Laythe says:
lol
Alex says:
watch it give Sora...extra health or something
Laythe says:
that is like my new word again <<
Laythe says:
LOL
Alex says:
Bee
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
ROFL
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
XD
Alex says:
*covers her mouth with hand and duct tape* don't say something I know you'll regret lol
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
watch his perversion meter go up .. and up ..
Laythe says:
...................XD I've thought about saying it
Alex says:
LOL
Laythe says:
but I was good and kept it to myself
Laythe says:
lol
Alex says:
Beeee
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
and watch him lose his keyblade .. because his heart is no longer pure
Alex says:
you just unkept it to yourself
Laythe says:
LOL
Alex says:
LOL!
Laythe says:
YESSH
zANiSHa [ kittehcult ] * happy little blackmage =] says:
XD

[Alex Charaday]

Oh gawd, that ruled so much!!

Recap

Sora kills bosses with Selphie's underwear
Brooke has a dirtymind that's worse than me and Zanisha
Sora will lose his keyblade for he is no longer pure
Gaining extra health is the same as his perversion meter going up..and up...and uppp because Kairi sits on the dock.

Some cheats are naughty XD

[Kaori Kimura]

LOL, oooh that was funny!

[Alex Charaday]

Okay people may have enocountered the words "Teddy ButtSex" on the site at some random points in time.

Here is the explanation. Tis between myself and Zanisha/Riku.

Zanisha says : someone was telling us about this book about a sexually abused kid .. and the psycho screwed the teddy bear o__o;; .. needless to say, he got hurt *smirk*
Zanisha says: and i wasn't even part of the hurting
Zanisha says: okay, i was
Zanisha says: but it was mostly
Zanisha says: okay .. me. >.>
Alex says: poor teddy
Alex says: O.O NOT THE TEDDY BEAR
Alex says: how the hell do you screw a teady bear?
Alex says: one-cuteness two-just how!? O.o...whait don't answer
Zanisha says: .. teddy buttsex? o__o;;
Alex says: teddy's have buttcheeks?
Alex says: this is one great convo
Zanisha says: isn't it?
Zanisha says: ANYWAYS >.>
Alex says (Brooke had gotten off earlier from 3-way convo): it's like brooke's off talking to some random person (we're at a club) me and you are drunk and sitting on the leather couches off to the side and having random conversations about teddy bear buttsex
Alex says: and i have to go thank sora cubs
Alex Says: XD
Zanisha Says: nooo!
Zanisha says: what about the teddy buttsex? o-o;;
Zanisha says: ;p


I changed it so it said Zanisha or Alex says.

We have special names with all these characters like mine's

::—¤÷(`[¤* Alex--ρίχίετяίχ ¤ ίмαgίηαяγ δερτнѕ »¤« κεγ οƒ δεѕτίηγ »¤« ѕοяα’ѕ δяεαм- ::

Zanisha's is
::|[†]| сяοѕѕ ¦ мγ ¦ нєαят || ѕυτοκα-ηεκο-снαη ¦ τεн ѕταℓκεя κίττεн::

Brooke/Laythe's is
::ǿ Ǿ ǿ ˆˉ˘₤αγτнε˘ˉˆǿ Ǿ ǿˆˇˉ::

Curses you can't see Laythe's!

edit//Oh you can once it's posted

[BHK]

LOL...that's...interesting .

[Riku]

LOL .. that was great.

If anyone wants a long, entertaining prank that Brooke(BHK//laythe) & Emily(Chioy) & I did over IM, look here:

http://s12.invisionfree.com/Star_Dust_Memo...p?showtopic=192

[Alex Charaday]

That was priceless XD

Oooh quick one (did Bee already say this?)

Brooke talking on the phone with me: Hey where's my cell phone?
..On your ear

[Riku]

This is from the huge SDM-people MSN convo .. it had much more, but I'm posting the highlights here ^^ They're all out of order, but nyeh ..

Piper[Alex]: "Kane, your starting to go down in the your mom jokes"
Kane[Me]: "Your mom goes down"
Sora[Brooke]: Now they're just wrong.
Riku[Me]: *snicker*
Alex: *snorts* Oh Kane lol

& Many more your mom jokes where that came from .. sadly ..

Sora[Brooke]: Dude you're putting images within my mind that don't need to be there ><
Riku[Me]: they were always there
Kane[Me]: your mom puts images in your mind
Alex: GAH, BAD KANE!
Riku: Yep. He's getting better.

Alex: Be back soon, must go transform into Sam
Riku: be back soon, contemplating death
Kane: Your mom contemplates death

P: That's one way to break the ice
Z: whaddid I miss?
E: Sora rapping XD
Sora: S: *raps* Middle finger to the law, nigga grip'n my balls
All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it
Riku: *flips him off* .. wanksta
Sora: I was just rapping to Emerald's CD
Riku: never .. again o__o;;
Riku: besides .. we all know the ladies love ME

S: *looks at popcorn bag*...*throws it into the ocean*
E: That's what you did with the Paopu fruit...idiot ><
R: That's because he thought *I* wanted to share it with him, the twisted little perv

Me: okay, you guys .. question:
Alex: yes?
Me: kind of personal but nyeh ..
People: yes?
Me: do i have broccoli on my shirt?

Riku Replica: ... *runs to papou tree*
R: wha .. the .. THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE ME !!!
RR: AAAAHHHH CLONE
R: get off my tree, bitch
RR: Bastard, my tree!
S: *glances back and forth between Rikus* I'm so confused.
R: go fuck a sheep .. or your sister .. or yourself

R: where the fuck did YOU come from ?
R: demon .. of my nightmares ..
A: Riku, don't kill him, he's you
R: I meant her *points at Zanisha*

E: Riku puts bombs in french fries at burger king...which is how he got fired.
R: hell yeah

Z: i'd punch you, but you're my bunny ^^
R: O___O;;
S: LOL Riku, you're a bunny?
A: Always wondered where y'all though of that
RR: HAHA YOUR A BUNNY
K&M&A: you're not alone
RR: Which means I get to stay as the shmexi hot one XD
R: okay. you can threaten me .. but you can NOT threaten my shmexiness
A: Those three have a point
RR: understood, just stay as a bunny
R: and i make one hell of a shmexi bunny too
RR: I hear the girls love it
K: hey! he stole my line!
S: So you DO admit you're a bunny!
A: Riku, you did, give him back the line
S:...I mean rabbit.
R: *shrugs* what's it to you, bitch?
R: you just wish you were a bunny >=D

A: *adopts R. kicks RR off a birdge into a broccoli river*
RR: NOOOO! I'LL GET BROCOLLI ON MY SHIRT!!!!

S: I read a comic where your butt got stuck in Kingdom Hearts once Riku XD
A: GAH
R: I read a comic where i escaped & kicked your ass .. we can act them out ^^

R: my mom .. had sephiroth as a manwhore
Z: your mom is Emily x.x

A: And what makes YOU hyper Kane? Your mom?
K: nope. yours
Z:
S:...Disturbing.
A: Thought so
R: he's getting better at it *snicker*
A: *hides mother* How about a "your mom jokes book" as a substitute?
S: *M rated images flash through mind from reading M rated fanfics* Gah...><
K: my jokes are too good for a book
K: & your mom reads m-rated fanfics
p; And that just went down the drain
P: please don't say it
K: your mom went down the drain .. ?
A: *he says it*
A: Yep
R: how did you ever guess?


[ here's why Riku stabbed Kane halfway through when he wouldn't quit with the your mom thing ]

E: Textually breadsticks...Whoo
P: *bangs head to XO*
K: your mom is textual
A: You had it comin' Emmy lol
E: Then I would be textually too.
K: your mom had it coming
S:...WRONG
K: your mom is wrong
P: GAH STOP IT
K: your mom closes eyes ..
S: And that rhymes.
K: your mom stops it
K: your mom rhymes
P: Good..she stopped ><
R: *puts on headplugs*

[Ven'n]

Weber-sensei, reading a list of "You know you've been in Japan too long when": You're no longer afraid of catching AIDS from bouts of illitct se --

Ven'n and the rest of J-Club: (rolling around on floor, laughing)

Weber-sensei: This is another reason why the school doesn't fund J-Club.

[Riku]

LOL .. that's great .. exdei~

[Ven'n]

Yet another J-Club moment:

Weber-sensei, talking about Japanese Immersion Week: There are these huge cockroaches in Japan, so we could raise mutated cockroaches and unleash them on the school and ride on their backs! Or we could have the students stay after school and clean like they would in Japan! Or we could release cedar pollen through the vents for a genuine Japanese allergy season!

Ven'n and the rest of J-Club: (laughing our asses off yet again)

Weber-sensei: And we'd have these gas masks, so we could just point and laugh at the pitiful gaijin (foreigners)!

Believe it or not, he really is this insane. Sure I'm going to get more fuel from the nightly meetings this week for Japanese Immersion Week...

[Riku]

Exdeiiiii~ .. your JClub sounds awesome ^-^


LOL .. this is from when Brooke was on MSN and had her cousin Amber at her house

Brooke: My cousin's here *points*
Zanisha: hi brooke's cousin*
Miu: hallo~! XD
Brooke: lol
Zanisha: does your cousin have a name? *pokes it*
Zanisha: i'm riding on caffeine & no sleep .. so don't mind meh >.>
Brooke: Amber
Zanisha: allo amber ^-^
Alex: *gasp hand* Amber!! yei! hi
Zanisha: does amber play KH?
Zanisha: does she find riku hella shmexey?
Miu: XDXD
Zanisha: does she does she?
Alex: lol ^^. I'm on hold at the moment, phone is not picking up service
Brooke: No lol
Alex: XD
Zanisha: ick ><;
Zanisha: aww. well, amber, we are here to convert you
Alex: lol don't take offense from Zanisha, she's caffeine high *cough*
Zanisha: it will be a pleasant journey .. filled with shmexeyness
Miu: neener. XB
Zanisha: we're not responsible for nosebleeds and loss of any other liquids
Zanisha: okay, that was bad
Miu: o
Zanisha: how old is amber o__o;;
Miu: *
Alex: ,,,
Zanisha: please tell me she's at least 13
Alex: like 11
Brooke: No she's not
Zanisha: damn
Brooke: Yeah
Miu: XDXD
Brooke: lol
Zanisha:
okay .. i'mma just shut up now
Zanisha: >.>
Brooke: XD
Brooke: Yeah, watch your language person XD
Zanisha: i'm sorry amber. i'm not a freaky old perv, i'm just a high school student with a lot of coffee
Miu: fact. XD
Zanisha: myep
Alex: lol tis true
Zanisha: and don't be afraid of brooke's choice of friends. she doesn't have a choice, i control all your minds
Brooke: XD
Zanisha: nyah >P

Blah blah blah, talking about other stuff

Zanisha: i'm not in my yearbook .. i didn't want people to remember me for a picture, just for my stupidity .. exdei~
Alex: lol
Zanisha: LOL
Zanisha: the yearbook staff at my old school were these dudes who thought they were SOOO good at photoshope
Zanisha: it was SHIT
Brooke: Okay
Zanisha: big effin' SHIT
Brooke: and I told you to watch your language XD
Miu: XD
Zanisha: i mean .. big oranging banana .. yeah
Zanisha: emily and i used to have this forum .. and our censors were fruits
Brooke: She doesn't care if you do but I'm just trying to help her XD
Zanisha: sdm has no censors .. w00tness
Zanisha: ah, okay
Miu: XD
Zanisha: amber, don't become like me. it's not good, cause then you lose a lot of blood through your nose & a lot of sleep from your coffee & then you go wonky .. ><;
Zanisha: you don't want that.
Zanisha: you have a bright future ahead of you so .. do something .. good. *has nothing better to say*
Zanisha: yeah .. *avoids weirded-out glares*
Miu:
Zanisha: i did not see that. i was avoiding it.

[Heather]

Yeah... I posted this because Zanisha told me to. XD;;; It's part of what I remember from a chat conversation I had with a friend.

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me: so then i'm like---OMFG... OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
lea: what??? HUH??
me: I GOT A JOB.. I GOT AN EFFING JOB!!!
lea: for what? i dont get it!
me: I GOT A LETTER FROM SE NORTH AMERICA
lea: OMG!!!
me: OMFGGGGGG IM GETTING A ROLE IN KHII!! OMFFFGGGGGGG
lea: SQUEEEE!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
Aemi says:

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And here's another one that happened during Labor Day when we didn't have classes. I chatted with my friends from the Philippines and they didn't know we didn't have classes:

mewstrawberry116: helloooowww~!!!
prankee ;; why are you online?
mewstrawberry116: huh?
prankee aren't you supposed to be in school?
mewstrawberry116: I AM in school.. just not in a class.
prankee what???
mewstrawberry116: yeah im cutting classes... adrienne and i are hiding in the bathroom with our laptops.
prankee NO.
mewstrawberry116: it's true! we're supposed to be in math but it's so boooring
prankee gasp. did you just call math boring?! MATH IS FUN
mewstrawberry116: XD you're such a weirdo
prankee i can't believe you anna! your parents are paying good money to get you to that private school!
mewstrawberry116: whatev
prankee grr... you're so bad! you used to be good ;-;
mewstrawberry116: oh well! XD
prankee don't even joke about it! you're going to have to pay for this someday, anna... maybe in purgatory...
mewstrawberry116: ;;
prankee God doesn't overlook these things he knows you did these bad things!!
mewstrawberry116: yeah i know
prankee ?!? are you like TRYING to get into THAT place on purpose?!
mewstrawberry116: "THAT" place? you mean like "hell"?
prankee YES. >_< I don't even wanna say it!
mewstrawberry116: HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
prankee huh??
mewstrawberry116: HORAY FOR NO CLASSES!!!
prankee WHAT?!?!??!!?
mewstrawberry116: XD you're so much fun to pull a prank on.

[Riku]

LOL .. that's awesome.

"don't even joke about it! you're going to have to pay for this someday, anna... maybe in purgatory..."

*Makes a mental note never to cut gym despite the temptation*

[Heather]

XD I had to change the name to "prankee" for reasons unknown to even myself. XDXD;;;; The convo is where all the party is! *random* XDXD

[Sam]

I'm Alex *wink* Yep Yep, this is my fluffy haired Minion, Samuel

Got that right!!

Zanisha: some kinds of seahorses have no gender, they all just screw eachother

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex--says: ooo it's busy in under water life lol
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Miu/Heather says: back XD;;;

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: That was a great thing to come back to XD

Miu/Heather says: XD yes it was

< - - [ zanisha ] i thought eels did too
< - - [ zanisha ] didn't we talk about that before .. ?

OH and the thing about humans and dolphins--part of my lil collection of random facts

Zanisha: my ass. you seen that south park ep about the dude who lost weight from eating subs?

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex-- says: yes XD

< - - [ zanisha ] || says: dude: well, i had a bit of help. I got aids

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex--says: lol *rolls eyes*
< - - [ zanisha ] ||says: kids: aids?
< - - [ zanisha ] || says: dude: yes, aids. my physician and my diet manager -kid: oh, you meant A-I-D-E-S ..
< - - [ zanisha ] || says: sorry .. only know cartman and kenny by name, the other two are just kids

Gotta love MSN convo's

Zanisha Queen of half-eaten waffles--Post my thing about sex and calories XDXD

People at home are probably like WTF??

[Aelynne Parker]

Oh yes .. our convos RULE ;3 NEENER!


Alex: The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Zanisha: how romantic o__o;;

Alex: Knew that'd -- LOL!

Miu: Xd

Zanisha: *snicker* he don't want to be gettin' any

Alex: Zanisha..please don't experiment with that one

Zanisha: damn. i need to get some preying manti ..

[Aides]

OKay this is funny and seriously gross at the same time well I was sitting in Biology and this guy named Trey doesnt sit very far from me...Well I happen to glance over at him and his hand is in his pants! I was like "omg"

All throughout class trey had his hands in his pants and then my boyfriend was like "insert name here I think he found something!"

then I said "There has to be something there in order for him to find it xD"

oh here is another one but it might be a you-have-to-be-there thing.

Well my biology teacher made us sit in the hall while some students finished an experiment with chemicals well we were being anything but quiet...

My boyfriend took my shoe off my foot since i'm one of those people who tie their shoes on the inside and that makes it loose so he could easily just take my shoe off. ANyways he took one of my shoes and threw it to this guy named Dino. I was like "I'm not chasing you down for my shoe." So I just ignored it.

They kept throwing my shoe back and forth. I saw my b/f leap for my shoe and when I looked in Dino's direction I was greeted with my shoe slamming into my forehead! Out of reaction, just as the shoe hit my head, I let out some mutated squeel like a pig and then my Biology teacher came out of her class room and glared at us. she said "You need to be quiet and I dont want to hear anymore squeeling like pigs!" Just as she said that everyone looked at me xD

[Makoto]

Roffleness .. love that. "There's gotta be something for him to find .. "


Alex: and the oh gawd *cracks up* was this :: remember Sora turns into a lion for loin king?
Alex: *lion!!!! ****liooon
Alex: well...think if Kairi was a lion too
Alex: Some lions mate over 50 times a day
Zanisha: oh, he's gettin' some *snicker*
Alex: XD unlike that preyin' mantis in Zanisha's room
Miu: XDXD
Alex: *looks at jar* I think it's leg is twitching
Zanisha: we don't have them here. the hicks get all the good bugs >>

[Alex Charaday]

That is sooo classic XD

"I think he found something...there's gotta be something there for him to find"

Eugh, weird Trent ><

Here's another sex related comment by yours truly.

Alex says: Ø Butterflies taste with their feet. ^^ pretty image
< - - [ zanisha ] says: mm .. toe fungi
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: *snaps fingers* curses lol
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: XD
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Okay no wonder people can make out for hours at a time
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Ø The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Sex burns 360 calories an hour
Alex says: It's true too!! Been tested, this woman lost 23 pounds in a week!

< - - [ zanisha ] says: o__o;;

Aemi says:

< - - [ zanisha ] says: daym

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: The lady was on oprah !!!

< - - [ zanisha ] says: .. I SAW THAT EPISODE !!!

Aemi says: seriously?? XD

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: they eat bananas and chocolate and they do sexual exercises to get in the mood

< - - [ zanisha ] says: yeah, we get oprah here >.>

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: XD YESH

Heather/Miu says: XD that's... interesting

< - - [ zanisha ] says: oh, great way to encourage weight-concious teens

—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: I thought it rulled lol (added now: in an odd odd way)
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: oh yah lol
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: the 360 was in a book
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says:and then I saw oprah
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Lady that lost weight from sex: You burn about 150 per half hour
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex says: Oprah: *jaw drops* 150 calories in thirty minutes
—¤÷(`[¤* Alex-- says: Lady: Yah 150-200 in 30 minutes