First, there was nothing. And then... THERE WAS THE L-SHAPED TETRIS BLOCK! The L-Shaped Tetris Block created the universe as how he saw fit, but with him came the other Tetrads: I-Shaped, S-Shaped, Z-Shaped, Reverse L, T-Shaped, and Square. We argued, battled, and fought each other for control. The Tetrads remained hidden from mortals until one fateful day, a mortal named... Alexey, was it? Yeah, something like that. He discovered the Tetrads, and he decided to make a game out of it. Why, I don't know, but it was popular! Very popular, though it was a puzzle game and not a game where us Tetrads beat the absolute **** out of each other, unfortunately. But it was popular nontheless.
The Tetrads gained followers and anti-fans. I, L-Shaped, am quite popular, but my rival Reverse L is as popular as I am! And if that wasn't enough, I-Shaped has many followers for his ability to create a Tetris! T-Shaped also has fans but not as many as me, Reverse L, or I-Shaped. The rest weren't as popular, due to them not being useful in the game Tetris. Then we decided that the one who gets the most followers by the year 3000 A.D. gets to be leader.
That is why I am uber, to accomplish my goal of becoming the most popular Tetrad, and rightfully becoming the king of the universe! That is why all of you must bow down to me, whether you like it or not! I MUST BE KING! I MUST BE 00BER!

Am I lying? You decide for yourself, but be sure to make the right decision...

(AI: Again, I was bored. I'll stop spamming if you want.)

Fools! No Tetrad shall become the universe king! It is me, the Fawful of greatness, who will! Fawful will get power that cannot be imagined, you will see! And then no mortal is safe from Fawful's high rule of might!

LOL at the story. (might of been spam but w/e)