This is a remake of a parody I've made of Star Wars Episode II, subtitled Thumbtack of the Jones. Bradanuva may present one eventually too, since our parodies were originally part of our own little parody contest, with Maltese as the (hopefully) impartial judge, but I think the contest has been disbanded. Either way, I'm going to go ahead and present my parody right now. Well, here's the introduction to my parody:

Star Wars Episode II:Thumbtack of the Jones

Wow, the title makes sense. Who the heck is Jones? And what does a thumbtack have to do with Star Wars? I guess we'll find out. Anyhow, who cares as long as the good guys win? And at least half of the earth's population knows they will.

Well, Amidala is in danger...again...geez, can't she get a break? I mean, c'mon, when she was a queen, the Trade Federation wanted her head, and they had the help of a sith. Now, another sith is helping them, and he's hired Jango Fett to kill her! And, our heroes don't know who either of them is yet! Speak of heroes, Obi-Wan and Anakin will soon return, and of course, Anakin is annoying Obi-Wan during training.

Ahh, why do I even bother with this? Only 1 idiot out of every 1000 people reads this anyways. Wait, you're reading this? Umm...I didn't mean that thing about idiots reading this. I didn't even say it. I am just a figment of your imagination...LEAVE ME ALONE! Let me slowly fade or the scrolling opening gets it!

So...You know I don't like parodys, but you do need to start the story...NOW!!!!!!!

Alright, alright. But I still have to finish the intro...I never did get to finish it. I'll update on Friday.

It's Friday!!! *Starts to Snicker at 70sFreak