Title: Pirates! Let's pillage the woman and rape the town
Teh uber hobo - April 3, 2007 05:14 PM (GMT)
Lynx Sarnage - April 3, 2007 11:22 PM (GMT)
You're doin it wrong.
I don't get to say that enough...
Teh uber hobo - April 4, 2007 10:03 PM (GMT)
thegamer275 - April 4, 2007 10:10 PM (GMT)
master4sword - April 5, 2007 12:00 AM (GMT)
Lynx Sarnage - April 5, 2007 12:10 AM (GMT)
Bradanuva - April 5, 2007 01:12 AM (GMT)
thegamer275 - April 5, 2007 01:20 AM (GMT)
I declare myself the leader, M4S and Ultramind co-leaders, Brad the towel boy, and Hoboman the slave. >_>
Bradanuva - April 5, 2007 01:31 AM (GMT)
Wait. Who's firing cannons? Killing everybody? Raping the Town and Pillaging the Women? Who's doing all that?
thegamer275 - April 5, 2007 01:44 AM (GMT)
Raping the town: Hobo
Pillaging the women: Hobo
Enjoying all the money: Everyone else
Mr. Doorway. - April 5, 2007 02:02 AM (GMT)
I, however will be pillaging the towns. As for the women.... Well, thats why god gave wizards the Charm Person spell.
Teh uber hobo - April 5, 2007 05:35 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (thegamer275 @ Apr 4 2007, 07:20 PM)|
| I declare myself the leader, M4S and Ultramind co-leaders, Brad the towel boy, and Hoboman the slave. >_> |
Sexual slave? HA! You wish!
*Makes TG implode*
thegamer275 - April 5, 2007 04:01 PM (GMT)
*reappears* Eh, you're weird anyway. Ultramind is now in command. Bye. *leaves topic*
Lynx Sarnage - April 5, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
*Pillages the women and rapes the town, only swap the positions of "Pillage" and "rape"*
Teh uber hobo - April 5, 2007 05:10 PM (GMT)
Bradanuva - April 6, 2007 03:06 AM (GMT)
I'm following Maltese! He'll make me a co-captian!
Cool70sfreak - April 6, 2007 08:35 PM (GMT)
He better make me a co-captain too! [Argh!]
thegamer275 - April 6, 2007 11:15 PM (GMT)
Ultramind will slaughter you all if you don't follow him.
Lynx Sarnage - April 6, 2007 11:32 PM (GMT)
Too late. *Slaughters Brad and Cool*
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 12:53 AM (GMT)
Pheonix Down. *Brad and Cool get up.*
Teleport Without Error. *All Flee to an unknown location*
Prevent Teleportation(sp?) *Wadda ya think?*
Cool70sfreak - April 7, 2007 01:10 AM (GMT)
Right. No pirates. We're... :ph43r: [Argh!]
NINJA PIRATES! In your face! :P
Lynx Sarnage - April 7, 2007 01:17 AM (GMT)
*Sends out the Dunbarrow Pirates who pwn the crap out of you because they're all "Hero" characters and hence can only be knocked unconcious*
If that ain't enough, I'll send out the Gatekeeper MK II, and he's very much unkillable. For one, he has assloads of health and does obscene amounts of damage, and two he's also a "Hero" character and hence will get right back up if you manage to take out all of his health.
He also has a sword for a right arm. That automatically means he > you.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 01:23 AM (GMT)
WTF? Explain, or be pretty much ignored. And HOW, prey-tell, did you find us inthe first place?
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 01:39 AM (GMT)
Your location was immaculately conceived in my brain.
And as for explanation, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Nuff' said.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 01:46 AM (GMT)
Since you cannot give me any evidence that you know where I am that does not involve you godmodding, nothing happens to us.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 01:47 AM (GMT)
The hell? Gyroman used the same explanation and nobody accused him of godmodding, so STFU.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 02:58 AM (GMT)
Gyroman? This person I do not know. And if I did, I'd still call it godmodding.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 03:09 AM (GMT)
You'd then be set upon by Cutman Zero, who would tear you to shreds.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 03:11 AM (GMT)
Yeah, that web comic thing. I'd just tell black mage that if he'd kill cutman I'd get White Mage to like him. One Hadoken later, Cutman, and whatever state or province he's in, would be a smouldering crater.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 03:14 AM (GMT)
Cutman Zero would deflect BM's Hadoken simply because he's 20 times cooler than BM.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 03:23 AM (GMT)
HA. HA. HA. Show me the T-shirts, the D&D class, any indication that this thing is read by anybody but a handful of people. Your opinion does not dictate reality. I thank god everyday I am reminded of that fact.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 03:30 AM (GMT)
The comic is hosted on Fireball20xl.com.
That alone trumps anything BM's got.
But still... yeah, I immaculately conceived your location in my brain. End of story. Gatekeeper Mk II kicks your asses.
NOW THEN PIRATES, BACK TO PILLAGING AND RAPING.
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 03:36 AM (GMT)
Dude, I'm a Messiahonic Jew, Republican, and I doubt Jesus was conceived immaculately. So, any magical conception is doubtful. Anywho, we teleport away. I have like, 10 empty spell slots, any of which can teleport, and this time, I'm hiding with somebody who will protect me.
Fireball20xl.com does not equal cool. Publishing books that have your simple web comic equals cool. You do not determine what is cool. I also thank god when I am reminded of thqat fact.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 03:46 AM (GMT)
You do realize that Lego is a massive fan of anything Megaman and will spork the shit out of you, yes?
Gyroman immaculately conceived the location of the Globe of Rifts (Which is actually a square =P) in his brain, and nobody called that godmodding.
The Globe of Rifts, which you probably don't know since you suck too much to read IWD, contained the power of the Angel of Fate. In the end, of course, Gutsman smashed it, but the fact of the matter is that Gyroman had the location of this item of immense power suddenly pop into his head and NOBODY CALLED HIM OUT FOR IT.
Oh, and whatever protection you have, it ain't gonna stop the Gatekeeper.
*Resumes pillaging and raping*
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 03:50 AM (GMT)
Okay. The gatekeeper finds us. after combing everything since we left the original location you godmodded into your mind. Phoenix kicks his hero status ass out of the marvelverse.
As for the sporking, I never said IWD sucked. I just said Nuklear power was better. 98% of the population would agree. And it's the masses that decide what is cool.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 04:00 AM (GMT)
Who said we were in the Marvelverse? We're in TGB. No Marvelverse here.
Gatekeeper: *Kicks your ass and then goes back to the Gates of Madness*
Mr. Doorway. - April 7, 2007 04:03 AM (GMT)
HELLO. TELEPORT. Do I need to define it, or are you smart enough to be quiet? N00b.
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 04:07 AM (GMT)
Fine. You wanna play that way?
*Snaps fingers, Phoenix turns into a muffin*
DEAL WITH THE POWER OF THE NEW SHEOGORATH.
Atomic Inferno - April 7, 2007 04:15 AM (GMT)
Son of a bitch, do you two ever shut up?
The Ultramind12 - April 7, 2007 04:17 AM (GMT)