Top of the morning, The Golden Brick.

I've been sent here in a mission. To get the toughest, meanest mercs I could get for a special assignment.

The assignment, I cannot disclose yet as it is classified for those who decide to accept it, but I tell you that you've done this sort of thing before, twice, on some sort of islands if my intel is correct. So you will know what to do.

However there's a catch, I can only recruit you, if you bring me a piece of paradise. What paradise? Any paradise will do ultimately.

(THIS PUZZLE REQUIRES YOU TO POST IN A CERTAIN BOARD AND THEN COME BACK AND POST HERE.)

M4S edit:

Swords given posted here.


Emerald Blade: Lego
Scrumptious Scimitar: TUM
Tounge Remover: Phazon
Ruby Blade: Kilza

*Drops Eden into the topic* *As in, the entire Garden of Eden* *All of it*

That good enough?

I'm afraid not, you need to do a lot better than that. Bring me a piece of paradise, you've been there before or so my intel tells me. I'll give you a hint, it has to do with the swordmaster of this forum.

... Well I'm stumped.

Oi well here's your piece of... Paradise. Yarr. And such.

My contact tells me this is the real stuff. Good.

*places it down* I'm in.

Good good.

*hands over piece of paradise*

In for three.

*Drags Storm and m4s in*

<_< I'm admin'd there. I guess I could play on an alt.

No can do. Find me a REAL piece of paradise, then we'll talk.

Gimme.

...Awwww snap.

*places it down*

Good for three?

>_>

Hobo gets a Chemical Weapon.

Okay, I've got it.

*hands over piece of paradise*

Now in for three.

Good boy.

*Pokes Maltese* Oi. You better come with us on this. >_>

I don't get the puzzle...

So this is the game you were making so much fuss about? A piece of paradise? Wasn't... oh I remember now. I'll bring you your piece in a moment.

Here it is.

*Hands in piece*

Eh, Maltese is too new to get this puzzle with the current hints...

I don't really get it myself, but I'm not really interested.

Another one confirmed.

4 down.

When I think about it, it's actually pre-Missouri Gang's arrival at TGB...

Psst. Check the advertisements subforum.

And claim this gun, if you see it.

<_<

Yeah. That works.

So, I found it, then I suddenly remembered. I actually looked at that board before. I think I joined.

let me in i'm an admin

There you go.

*Gives piece*

Five down. We would feel comfortable with two more capable men. With seven people, the mission would start ASAP.

Find the piece of paradise Storm.

... I mean hell you should know this one.

Also, Rob, you are coming if I have to staple you to the wall.

Looks like I'm in.

Oh, *drops the ENTIRE Paradise in topic*

That good enough? I should probably put most of it back...

Good, one more person should make the trick.

>_> Storm wants in, yanno.

*throws down a piece of paradise*

FFFFFF good enough? e_e

<_< I don't even know what this is. If it's some PvP thing, I'm still not interested. Even if you staple me to the wall.

The Mercenaries encourage cooperation.

I'll refrain from killing people. >_>

Since this has started, let's use this as a discussion topic.

I seem to be in the northwestern part of the map. Someone with a crowbar might be better able to explore something I found up here, since I can't open the jammed grate I found. Nothing hostile encountered thus far...