The Neverending Story of Doom! v4.0

Author V's Voice: Save it for later...

Author's Voice: AI and the others need to have something to do. This looks like another one of those plots where it involves mostly your characters.

Author V's Voice: Nope. If you allow me to continue...

*Soltis*

*At Moonstones*

Galcian: The Moonstones...Silver, Green, Blue, Purple, Red and Yellow...

Ramirez: *steals them all and puts them in a bag* And he said...

Galcian: Let's go...

Author's Voice: Huh, it has things that only you in this story knows about. I'd say...

*meanwhile*

AI: ...What the hell are we supposed to do now?

*Meanwhile (again), outside of TGB, a portal opens up. Crono, Lucca, and Marle walk out of the portal, and the portal closes*

Crono: Whoa! The hell was that?

Lucca: Good question, I thought Gates didn't exist anymore.

Marle: Well, it didn't look like a Gate.

*pause*

Crono: Say, where are we anyway?

Lucca: I'd say we're somewhere in the future, considering the advanced-looking civilization over there. *points to the walled, blue city of TGB*

Marle: I'd never expect that kind of city in the future, especially one that's so... blue.

*the party starts walking to TGB*

Computer: *turns on* *opens portal to somewhere...* That is your only option. Either take it or be prepared to be thrown off Dragon Peak.

*Soltis*

Everybody: *gets to the top*

Grodus: *looks at User Vhazon, who is on the Delphinus*

Ramirez: Time to go to...

*the trio exchange glances and enter the portal*

*meanwhile*

Marle: So what year is it?

Lucca: Hard to tell, but it's definitely past 1000 A.D.

Crono: Yeah, we all can see that.

*Shrine Island*

*AI, Forte and Andy appear*

*Delphinus appears overhead, and then the 4 go to Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: *gasps* That trio...Ramirez! Galcian! Grodus! Leave without me and go to...

Ramirez: Okay! *leaves with Galcian and Grodus on Delphinus*

User Vhazon: You guys...

Andy: Here we go...

*meanwhile, at the entrance gates of TGB*

Crono: ...Er, how do you suppose we get in?

Lucca: We could... maybe talk to the guards. >_>

Crono: *slaps forehead* Oh, duh.

*the trio walks up to the guards*

Marle: Hi, we're--

Guard #1: I suppose you're here to sign up?

Crono: ...What?

Guard #2: This city behind us is The Golden Brick, and to have almost all of the benifits, you must sign up for an account.

Lucca: ...Um, sure. How do we do that?

Guard #1: Just fill out these forms. *hands each of them several sheets of paper*

*sometime later*

Crono: 'K, we're done. *hands the forms to Guard #1*

Guard #1: *checks the forms* Hmm, looks valid. Alright!

*the gates behind the guards open*

Guards: Welcome to The Golden Brick!

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!?

*Temple of Pyrynn*

Ramirez: *puts Red Moonstone in pestidal (sp?)* 1 down...

AI: Are you talking to us? If so, we got here via portal.

*meanwhile, in TGB, the trio is walking through TGB with evident looks of amazement on their faces*

Crono: Wow! It's so... blue!

Lucca: And amazingly advanced! *pulls out notepad and starts writing down notes*

Marle: This is much better than Guardia Castle!

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: Then...who made the portal for you?

*Ixa'taka*

Ramirez: *puts Green Moonstone into pestidal* 4 more to go...

*the trio exchanges glances*

AI: The computer...

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: WHAT COMPUTER?!?

*Mount Kazai*

Ramirez: *puts Blue Moonstone in pestidal* 3 to go...

AI: The computer at the Whatever-Side of the Shrine of Darkness...

Forte: And for the record, it was Galcian's suggestion for us to go in.

*Computer Room*

Computer: I got the Phocixu ready...

Phocixu: *launches for Shrine Island*

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: I don't believe you...

*Ruins of Ice*

Ramirez: *puts Purple Moonstone in pestidal* 2 to go...

Andy: Oh my freaking god! I am sick and tired of people not believing us! Do I have to go and buy a lie detector or something?! Seriously, people! And you're the author! You're supposed to know these kind of things! Forte, take us back to TGB!

Forte: I'm on it. *teleports the trio to TGB*

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: Crud...

Author V (on microphone): Don't let them get away!!!

*Maw of Tartas*

Ramirez: *puts Yellow Moonstone in pestidal* 1 more...

*in TGB*

AI: That was weird.

Forte: Couldn't agree with you more.

*the other trio (Crono, Marle, and Lucca) pass by AI and co.*

Andy: Hey, Lucca.

Lucca: Oh, hi Andy!

Crono: You know this guy?

Lucca: Sure do!

Marle: I don't know... he seems pretty shifty to me.

Andy: >_>

Crono: Oh, come on. Ever since that episode with Yakra and your father, you've been skeptical about everyone! Why, just this morning, you thought I was a cl--

Andy: WHERE?! *draws Titan's Thunder and runs*

Forte: Holy crap, is he seriously starting to predict that word?

Lucca: He's been doing that for a while.

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: ...*teleports AI, Forte, Andy, Chrono, Lucca and Marle to Shrine Island* *puts up a Anti-Teleport barrier* Now, there is no escape with you. You may talk, but if it rumbles, you are to come with me.

*Dangral Island*

Ramirez, Galcian and Grodus: *go down to Shrine of Moon Stones*

Crono: This is getting weird.

Marle: Not as weird as, say, Lavos.

Crono: Nah, Lavos is just a menacing alien freak that threatened the very existance of the entire human race.

AI: *sighs* Alright, what the hell do you want us for now?

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: I must keep you here...for something...

*Shrine of Moon Stones*

Ramirez: The...Silver Gigas...Zelos...*looks at pestidal* It is time to...*pulls out Silver Moonstone*

Forte: Is it another plan to kill us all?

*Shrine Island*

All there: *see Phocixu go aside the island*

*Shrine of Moon Stones*

Ramirez: *puts Silver Moonstone in pestidal*

*Rumble everywhere*

*Shrine Island*

User Vhazon: The Gigas'...*looks at everybody else* Hurry, into the Phocixu! *gets in Phocixu*

*Shrine of Moon Stones*

Ramirez: Finally...the Gigas'! AWAKEN!!!!!!!!

*Gigas'*

All Gigas: *arise*

*Shrine of Moon Stones*

Ramirez: Zelos...hurry! To the Delphinus!

Author's Voice: ...Uh-huh. This is another one of those plots where Phazon controls most of the action and his characters are more involved in it. Considering where you're using elements from a game that I have never played. WTF is a "Phocixu", anyway? Jebus Crust, first Golden Sun, and now this? You could at least elaborate so that you don't lose us all.

Author V's Voice: Are you dense? There is no "a Phocixu", just "the Phocixu". And not mine, since I don't own any of these characters. And you forgot that nobody of my characters is alive except User Vhazon. Vhucore jumped off the Delphinus...

Author's Voice: Oh. My. Freaking. God. I don't give a damn about how many Phoxicus there are, I just wanted to know what the hell it was! Screw this, I'm starting another plot with my characters. When you finish your plot, you're welcome to join us, I guess...

*AI and co. disappear and appear in TGB*

*Meanwhile, in the Metroid forum, a rotting hand pops up from the ground. It eventually pulls itself and the rest of it up, revealing a deceased figure wearing a shadowy cloak. It grabs the nearest user, beheads him, and fashions a skull helmet from the user's head. The figure puts on the helmet, picks up a spear-like staff, and simply disappears.*

*Inside the Computer*

Author V: *freezes own plot* *makes computer soundproof*...That idiot. The Phocixu is A ****ING SHIP!!! THAT DAMN JERK KNEW IT ****ING WAS!!! *slams head against wall* If he thinks he is smart, he knows that you need someone else for plots. Screw helping him with his damn plot, he will relize there are consiquenses. *puts own plot in folder* Yes...he will figure out...

Computer: WARNING! FINAL FANTASY DETECTED!

Lego: What the? Hey, Genis, something weird came on the monitor...

Genis: Yeah... What is it?

Lego: Dunno... I'm gonna go check it out.. Jenna, you coming?

Jenna: Yeah, sure..

Genis: ... She's kinda cute...

Lego: ... Falling in love?

Genis: ... Uh... Let's go, Lego...

Author's Voice: IGNORE'D

*meanwhile, in TGB*

AI: You ever get that feeling that something bad is about to happen?

Andy: Oh, I know that feeling.

Crono: Meh, for me, it's usually gas.

*awkward pause*

Marle: *giggles* Oh, Crono! You're so funny!

Forte: *to Crono* She's a real winner.

Crono: Shut up.

EDIT: *in the Brink of Time*

Nu Avatar: Hmm, Emo Kid's been banned... wait, damnit! Vhazon's been banned... guess that makes me supreme author of the story. But I need a new co-author, but who? Wait. D'oh. *slaps forehead* *teleports to where Lego is* *hands him a piece of paper and a pen* Sign this and you'll officially become a co-author, replacing Vhazon's position. Read the thing if you have to, but just sign it.

M4S: The only reason I'm not part of this is because I can't keep up.
O RLY: O RLY?
YA RLY: YA RLY!
OMGPLOTTWIST: >_>
Pikminblade: ...this is wierd.
Silas: Later, I'm going to make a post.
I have no clue: About what?
t3h n00b l4NguAg3: hes g0na tr0l teh br0ads lol
Empress Bulblax: OMG TROLL
Evil4sword: Sounds fun. I'll ready my massive army of doom.
Lash: I'll join, too! Tee hee hee!
EmFourEss: ohunderscoreOH
M4573R45W0RD: \1/45 t1-|/-\7 2|_|p0531) 70 /1/|43/1/ 50/1\37|-|1/\/g?
Username: THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
SwordoftheNecromancer: *smacks next poster with a bat*
The Dragmace Pinata: *is beaten*
Next Poster: HA, you didn't hi-*toe is bit off*
Clipper: *chews on NP's toe*
Master4board: CLAIM'D!
NO WAI: NO WAI!
McDonalds Employee: Hello. Can I take your order?
User 1337: Yes, I'll take 1 cheeseburger, 3 large fries, 3 small Pepsis, and 7 chocolate shakes.
CJayC: I also pretend I'm an race car driver. Vrooooom!
M4S: ;>_>

Author's Voice: Well, with Emo Kid gone, the activity here should slow down drastically.

Unless I missed one, that should be all of my alts...

Author Lego: *signs paper*

Lego: Oh god... My FF7 meters are going crazy... It must be...

Sepiroth. *lightning strikes*

>_>

Tired of ruling the universe, Manty pops down to the shops for some tea and biscuits. On the way he meets Lego, and he's like "hi Lego". And Lego's like, "hi Manty".

And then, I buy my tea and biscuits. Which is pretty damn stupid, because no-one's sold ready made tea in shops since China in 164BC. Lawl.

Nu Avatar: Great! It's official! *thinks* But wasn't it official before? *disappears*

*meanwhile, where AI and co. are*

AI: ...Holy crap, WTF is that?

*AI points to a figure wearing a shadowy cloak and a skull mask. It's holding a staff with a sharp blade at the end. The figure has long silver hair still smeared with dirt. A single omnious eye glows red from the right socket of the skull. A translucent chain with a purple aura is attached to its right arm.*

???: I... have returned.

Crono: What in the name of the Entity is... THAT monstrosity?!

???: Oh, you may not think much of my appearance now... and for once, I don't blame you. Now, to exact my revenge...

Forte: Oh my god, my Final Fantasy meter is going off the scale...

AI: Then it must be Sephiroth!

*GASP*

Marle, Crono, and Lucca: Wait, who?

???: Please... call me Chaos. I am now a new being, no longer that old, dusty Sephiroth.

Andy: *to AI* Generic/10

Chaos: WHO SAID THAT??!?!?!??!!!?! You! *points to Andy* You shall suffer a terrible fate...

Andy: Uh... if you knew who said that, what was the point of that question?

Chaos: ...Bear with me here. I'm an evil villain plotting something evil, things like that happen.

Let's change the channel!

*Cut to show an unknown place with the sun setting in the background. A dragon-shaped silhouette is shown at the left side of the screen. The Knight Rider theme begins to play.*

Narrator: *in an extremely "breathy" voice* Nite Rider... *exhales* A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of Pokemon that do not exist... *exhales*

*The camera zooms in to show that the silhouette is a Dragonite. Around "shadowy flight", the Dragonite starts to start flying, but it instantly falls to the ground, face first. Its wings are too small and the Dragonite is too fat. It tries several more times, but fails every time. It gives up and starts walking on a conveniently placed dirt road.*

Narrator: Dragonite... *exhales* A not-so-young loner on a crusade to defend the cause of the helpless, the weak, and the innocent Pokemon... *exhales* Not to mention to brutally maul the nonexistant Pokemon, but that's besides the point... *exhales* As I was saying, defend the cause, blah blah blah, in a world where n00bs operate above our tolerance... *exhales*

Dragonite: Eh! Who you calling old! *pulls out a cane and starts hitting the air with it*

N00b: OMG lol did j00 heer bawt dis knew pogeyman cald pegabloo

*a nuclear missile falls on top of the n00b* *it destroys the camera* *a "Please Stand By" screen appears*

*Author's Note: I honestly have no clue about the actual show, but I saw the intro and I just had to make fun of it in some way, especially when my friend pointed out how "breathy" the narrator was.*

*I'm just going to ahead and update now.*

Chaos: Now, what was I going to do? Ah yes, terrible fate. *fires a purple beam from the bladed staff at Andy*

*There is a blinding light, and when the light dies down, there is no longer only one Andy. Many clones and variations stand around the original Andy, who seems to not care.*

Chaos: ...What? That wasn't supposed to happen...

Forte: Gee, that supplies us with a whole lot of information. What DID happen to Andy?

Chaos: His emotions and egos split away from the original, forming them into pseudohumans.

AI: Ah, much better.

Lucca: I'm not sure I like this.

Marle: This is getting weird.

Chaos: Anyway, I must be off. *disappears*

*AI and co. turn to the groups of Andies*

Crono: This is confusing.

*a Nu appears*

Nu Avatar: Well, let me elaborate on what's whom...

The original Andy is over there, the normal-looking one who looks like he's bored...

The Essence of Purity is the Andy wearing a cloak with angel wings and a halo. He's Andy's good side...

The Essence of Vileness is the Andy wearing fiery robes with bat wings and horns. He's Andy's bad side...

The Essence of Mirth is the Andy who looks annoyingly happy...

The Essence of Despair is the Andy who looks excessively sad...

The Essence of Love is the Andy wearing white robes with wings, a quiver full of arrows, and a bow...

The Essence of Hatred is the Andy wearing *shudders* a My Chemical Romance shirt and a matching jacket. He's also got this "WTF are YOU looking at?" look going...

The Essence of Tranquility is the Andy wearing monk robes and meditating...

The Essence of Rage is the Andy that resembles a minotaur...

The Essence of Intelligence is the Andy wearing glasses and reading a book...

The Essence of Stupidity is the Andy running around in circles like an idiot...

The Essence of Obedience is the Andy bugging the crap out of the Essence of Vileness...

The Essence of Rebelliousness is the Andy screaming his head off about something...

The Essence of Bravery is the Andy with a sword and a shield...

The Essence of Cowardice is the Andy cowering in fear of the Essence of Hatred...

The Essence of Activeness is the Andy that looks as hyper as Quickman...

The Essence of Laziness is the Andy sitting in a conveniently placed chair watching a conveniently placed TV holding a conveniently placed remote...

The Essence of Honesty is the Andy that... well, he doesn't look much different compared to the original...

The Essence of Deception is the Andy wearing a black cape and appearing to be plotting something...

...18 Essences altogether. I think that's about it. *disappears*

Crono: ...What?

AI: That word pretty much sums up the entirety of this update.

Essence of Hatred: You know what's so goddamn oxymoronic? I'm wearing clothing that says the word "romance", but I'm the Essence of freaking Hatred. I mean, what the hell?

Essence of Love: Yeah, romance is my department. *fires an arrow in a random direction*

*a scream is heard*

Essence of Love: 25 years stuck in Andy didn't do any good for my aim...

Essence of Hatred: Or your smartness, for that matter.

Essence of Intelligence: I am the Essence of Intelligence... I know your thoughts... your greatest fears... your deepest, darkest secrets... and what you ate for breakfast this morning.

Essence of Hatred: *shrinks back in fear*

Essence of Fear: *pokes Essence of Hatred* Fear is my thing.

Forte: This is going to be a crazy plot.

Lucca: You said it.

>_<

That was confusing.

I know, that was the whole point.

I'd sig Intelligence's enigmatic line, but it's too long...

Lego: ... AI! Hey! ... Dear lord, where'd all the Andies come from?

Raine: ... Oh my...

Genis: ... MY IQ! I FEEL IT DRAINING!

Jenna: o_o

AI: Please... do us all a big favor and don't ask...

Stupidity: C'mon! Somebody tell me what a continent is!

Despair: Life sucks. Why bother doing anything? We're all going to turn into dust in the wind anyway...

Mirth: Aw, cheer up! The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky, it's a great day to do things!

Forte: I can't tell who's more annoying, Despair or Mirth.

Hatred: I hate everything.

*Dominic appears out of nowhere*

Dominic: What you say?

Hatred: I said that I hate everything.

Dominic: Oh.. oh, it's ON!!! Nobody hates everything like I do!

Hatred: Um.... yeah, right. You don't even look like a guy who hates everything.

*Dominic transforms into Diablo*

Diablo: How 'bout now?

Hatred: Now you just look like an idiot.

Diablo: At least I don't contradict myself. I mean, if you're truly the lord of hatred, why the hell are you wearing--

Hatred: Damnit! I made that joke already!

So... It was all his fault? *points to Chaos*

... Hey, Andys! That guy makes clones! *points to Chaos*

Genis: Why didn't anyone think of that already?

Author's Voice: Chaos is long gone... for now.

*the Andies don't seem to show much interest, save for Hatred*

Hatred: *twitches violently* Urge... to kill... rising...


EDIT: I dropped the interviews. They aren't working out too well...

Everything made by me...Vhazon: *disappears and leaves no trace of anything*

*All memory of Vhazon and everything else I used is gone*

Lego: So, what now, AI?

AI: Guess we go on a quest to... uh... make Andy normal again.

Forte: Whatever that means.

Bravery: Check it out! They're hosting a talent show here at TGB!

AI: Or we could go down the more interesting path and see/sign up for the talent show before we embark on that quest.

Talent show? I didn't know about that... Sure, let's sign up..

AI: Wonder who it's hosted by...

Lucca: Sounds like the plot's thickening.

*the distant sound of a brick wall crumbling is heard*

Lucca: And there goes the fourth wall.

*pause*

Forte: Where do we sign up?

Hmm... Over there? *points to booth*

Forte: Oh hey, what do you know?

*Most of the party walks over to the sign-up booth.*

AI: Forte, if you weren't going to sign up, why'd you ask where you sign up?

Forte: Because nobody else would've.

*Group signs up* So, what are we doing?

All: Surprise.

Jenna: Eh, I'm staying back... Good luck, Genis....

Genis: *blush* I...

Jenna: *walks off*