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Choaniki: Bakuretsu Rantouden| Atomic Inferno |
Posted: Nov 3 2007, 12:36 AM
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it's a midnight ride  Group: Moderators Posts: 2,814 Member No.: 46 Joined: 26-August 05  |
I've never played this game, and Lego forbid I ever do. I'm just posting this to spread the WTF?-ness.
So one fine day, I was looking through TSR's recent updates when I stumbled upon the Choaniki section. If the goofy grinning guy with muscles that'll make Max jealous didn't catch my attention, then the warning ("Contains Mild Homoeroticism") did. Five seconds later, I made the most fatal error of my life. I clicked on it. Choaniki is, quite possibly, the gayest game ever. And I mean that literally. What other word would you use to describe a game that features a naked man in a flying moon-bowl-thing? Or, even worse, a game with male fairies prancing in a field of flowers as a stage background? What else can you say about the living condom, or the half-woman, half-battleship transporting even more naked men? Bizarre, strange, funny in an incredibly weird way. But I think gay is the most fitting. After a bit of research (read: Gamefaqs reviews and Wikipedia), I learned that Choaniki was a game series. Yes, a SERIES. More than one of these atrocities was made. I'm in shock as well. Choaniki is so gay, it's almost hilarious. If you're looking for a good laugh (or just want to commit vision suicide), click at your own risk. |
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| master4sword |
Posted: Nov 3 2007, 12:43 AM
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Would love to exist again  Group: Admin Posts: 6,349 Member No.: 26 Joined: 22-July 05 |
*does not go through the link*
WTS... |
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| Imano Ob |
Posted: Nov 3 2007, 06:46 AM
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I will make you understand  Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 1,645 Member No.: 2 Joined: 18-July 05 |
Sword? |
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| Robtcee13 |
Posted: Nov 3 2007, 08:06 AM
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I am a fish.  Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 6,968 Member No.: 86 Joined: 21-November 05 |
Holy hell, and I thought certain OTHER games were weird. >_>
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| master4sword |
Posted: Nov 3 2007, 11:31 AM
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Would love to exist again Group: Admin Posts: 6,349 Member No.: 26 Joined: 22-July 05 |
Yep. |
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| thegamer275 |
Posted: Nov 4 2007, 01:19 PM
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THE GAME  Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 2,772 Member No.: 156 Joined: 26-April 06 |
What. The. Fuck. Descriptive words fail me epically.
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| Robtcee13 |
Posted: Nov 4 2007, 04:08 PM
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I am a fish. Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 6,968 Member No.: 86 Joined: 21-November 05 |
*Looks at the link*
Should I be suddenly blind? |
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| Storm |
Posted: Feb 3 2008, 07:07 PM
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Necrofantastic Group: Admin Posts: 1,256 Member No.: 23 Joined: 22-July 05 |
Uminin for Brawl
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| Robtcee13 |
Posted: Feb 3 2008, 07:27 PM
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I am a fish. Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 6,968 Member No.: 86 Joined: 21-November 05 |
Win. In a scary way. |
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| The Ultramind12 |
Posted: Sep 10 2008, 08:21 AM
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Making the world happier, one laugh at a time! Group: Dedicated Members Posts: 6,477 Member No.: 99 Joined: 5-January 06 |
Epic necrobump for the purpose of pointing out that there is now a "Cho Aniki" on the Wii's Virtual Console. I thought the name looked familiar, now I know why.
... OH GOD THIS GAME CAN NOW BE MASS DISTRIBUTED. My condolences to any pour soul that downloads it out of curiosity... |
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