Shields and Sporks

Oh, you silly people with your swords and your guns, and your magic cards, and your power-ups... Oh sure, you can attack alright, but when it comes down to it, you're utterly defenseless. So, that's where this booth comes in. I supply you with shields galore to defend yourself with. Oh, and I've got a few sporks. Dunno why anyone would want them, but eh.

It's still a work in progress at the moment. A concrete list will be up later. Post if you want the shield or spork. Pick one.

Orange: Hidden through normal means
Blue: Given free somewhere
Dark Blue: Sold somewhere.
Yellow: Hidden in special ways
Lime: Fusion Only
Red: Retired
Bold: Legendary

Wooden Shield: A tiny shield made of wood. Great for deflecting Deku nuts.
Iron Shield: A bit tougher shield, perfect for a starting hero.
Mirror Shield: This shield can reflect both light and projectiles.

Bubble Wrap: A battle chip that creates a bubble shield around you. Takes one hit and then pops, only to regenerate later. Electricity shorts it out.

Flame Shield: Deflects flames from both trolls and fire.
Ice Shield: The Flame Shield's polar opposite. Looks like it could be wielded by a mad scientist.
Lightning Shield: A shield with the power to absorb lightning.

Bubble Shield: A spherical personal shield that pops after a single blow.
Fire Bubble: A spherical personal shield that pops after a single hit. Immune to fire and lava.
Aqua Bubble: A spherical personal shield that pops after a single hit. With this on, you can breathe underwater. It's also very bouncy.
Lightning Bubble: A spherical personal shield that pops after a single hit. It lets you double jump, and is very magnetic.

Barrel Shield: A shield made out of a simple wooden barrel. DO A BARREL ROLL!
DK Shield: A golden DK coin transformed into a shield. Watch out for monkeys with barrels.

Green Koopa Shield: A green shield made from a Koopa Shell. Can be thrown at enemies.
Red Koopa Shield: A red shield made from a Koopa Shell. Can be thrown at enemies, and homes in on them.
Blue Koopa Shield: A blue shield made from a Koopa Shell. Can be thrown at enemies and causes explosions.

Dual Shield: Is that.. A giant DS? Can be snapped in half to provide double the shielding. Or used as a changing screen.

Cloaking Shield: Okay, so it doesn't really protect you, but it does make you invisible for a while.
Dead Ringer: I'MA SPAH! A watch that makes a fake duplicate of you when ya' get hit. Great for taking out an opponent who thought he had you.

Energy Shield: A personal force field. Can take a hit from anything, but needs regeneration time between hits.
Anti-Portal Shield: Got unwanted portals in your path? A shot from this will shut them down, no matter how they were made.

Celebratory Shield: A festive shield. Handed out over TGB's fourth birthday weekend.
WTShield? A strange, quirky looking shield. Tends to be kinda a weirdness magnet.

Powerless Shield:A kinda bland looking shield. Perhaps it can be charged with something?
Fire Storm: Fire Man's Master Weapon. Makes a quick defensive fire shield around you while blasting a fire ball ahead of you.
Leaf Shield: Wood Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of leaves. Fired off if you move.
Skull Barrier:Skull Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of skulls. Dissipates upon contact or movement.
Star Crash: Star Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of stars. Can move around in it, but dissipates upon contact.
Power Stone: Stone Man's Master Weapon. Launches orbiting stones around you that fire off in an orbital pattern. Horrible accuracy.
Plant Barrier: Plant (Wo)Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of... petals. The MM6 version just sucks, though Plantie's barrier can pretty much deflect everything. Disappears if you move.
Junk Shield: Junk Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of three huge heaps of junk. Very powerful.
Jewel Satellite: Jewel Man's Master Weapon. Makes a shield of gems that deflect projectiles, devastate minor enemies, and could probably sell for a fortune. Yeah, kinda overpowered.
Reincarnation Ghost: Yuyuko's Master Weapon. A strange shield weapon consisted of summoned ghosts that can take a hit each before fading.

Portal of the All Seeing Eye: Pharaoh Man's shield. It allows you to teleport 100 yards at will. When you absolutely, positively need to piss off every physicist in a 100 yard radius, there are no substitutes. Only one in existence.

Mirror Force: A legendary (and banned) trap card that can turn any attack against the attacker.

Save The King: A legendary shield wielded by the head of the Royal Guards.

The Everdistant Utopia, Avalon The true power of the sheath of Excalibur, representing the ideals of Camelot. It can take you out of time and space to dodge any attack. Only one in existence.

Plastic Spork: A cheap, flimsy spork.
Wooden Spork: A spork carved from the finest wood available.
Metal Spork: A cheap, but not so flimsy metal spork.

This post has been edited by Drifting Swordsman on Jan 23 2010, 09:55 PM

Taking over Ultramind's post for the actual list. Touch this, and I will spork you, TUM.

Wooden Shield: TUM, Mokuba, Rob, Dalaw
Iron Shield: Mokuba
Mirror Shield:

Flame Shield: Mokuba
Ice Shield:
Lightning Shield:

Bubble Shield: TUM
Fire Bubble:
Aqua Bubble:
Lightning Bubble:

Dual Shield: m4s

Energy Shield:

Celebratory Shield: m4s (x2), Mokuba, TUM
WTShield?: m4s (x2)

Powerless Shield:
Leaf Shield:
Skull Barrier:
Star Crash:
Power Stone:
Plant Barrier:
Junk Shield:
Jewel Satellite:

Portal of the All Seeing Eye:

Mirror Force:

Save The King:

The Everdistant Utopia, Avalon

Plastic Spork: m4s, Imano
Wooden Spork: TUM, m4s
Metal Spork:

This post has been edited by Drifting Swordsman on Aug 5 2009, 05:56 PM

I'll take that Por-*shot*

I'll take the wooden shield.

I'll take the shield... And perhaps a celebratory shield of something, if that's something I can get here.

I'll have whatever is free.

Me too.

Lego, if you're gonna use TUM's post, make sure you keep the "edit by" line there, so we know who has stuff legitimately. Or, y'know, who can crack open this treasure chest legitimately.

*thwacks treasure chest* Mine.



Also, pinned.

Good plan. Added two more shields to the list. I'll have a big list up by tomorrow, me thinks.

Oh, and Spork or Shield, m4s, Rob, and Imano?

You need a Giant DS shield to go with the Chicken Launcher.

M4S gets a Hylian Shield from the treasure chest.

<_< And no, I didn't have what this topic was in mind before I decided that's what was in it.

Eh, spork.

Actually, I have as many wooden shields as I want. I'll take the spork.

Edit: And a celebratory shield.

Random.org told me to choose spork.

Celebratory shields must be found <_<

Constantly updating the list. Yeah, I'll eventually have it done as I think up ideas. >_> Probably made the topic too early, but eh.

I don't see the Giant DS.

Really. I made a Chicken Launcher RW, you HAVE to make a Giant DS to complete the joke.

I haven't seen anybody find any. <_<

Oh whatever. Lego, nothing is wrong with updating your list as time passes, but it's nice to have like 15 to start with or something. Or, y'know, more than 4.

I gave the first two out on MSN.

And I'm up to 12 now. Didn't update the second post yet, till I get more thought up. >_____>

Also, thar, TUM. Your DS shield. :p

Hmmm...

Bubble shield, electric shield, water shield, laser wall... a door... Spiked shield, kite shield, personal shield generator...

Something that produces barriers like Sue Storm...

THERE ARE MANY POSSIBILITIES!

Protip: The "door" thought came from a certain shield in WoW, which is essentially a refrigerator door with what looks like a screaming zombie face on it. >_>

Claim in the first paragraph.

You didn't have to quote the whole post. :p Given.

I claim a deku shield and use it to escape the forest.

MEIN!

Given.

... Seriously, Kilza. Do you have nothing better to do than sword hunt through every topic?

Spork on a Stick needs to be added.

Claim any sort of free shield given in this topic.

<_<