(Warning: This contains moderate swearing and sexual-related words. Anyone under the age of "mature" cannot read this. Good luck kiddies for reading this, if you're actually seeing this without parental supervision, that is. >:P)

Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata, stand around in Konohagakure (Hidden Leaf Village, asshole. >:(), right by the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. In the employee's vision (When he/she stands in front of the customer, when the customer is sitting to order.), they are about seven feet away from it onto the left. They seem to stand in a circle. Hinata, in her usual shy look, mutters "Naruto" five times. She trembles a bit. Sasuke, looking at Naruto, quickly gives him "the finger". Naruto, standing in front of Sasuke, his eyesight is on front of Sasuke (Meaning he is literally in eye contact with Sasuke.). He shouts: "Sasuke! You dumbass! I saw that!".

Sasuke, being a smart-ass, says: "What, so you saw "that"?"

He points to a broken wooden board.

Naruto looks at the direction where Sasuke is pointing at. Naruto then looks back at where Sasuke was, and he was gone. He becomes steaming mad and yells slowly: "Sasuke!".

Hinata, a little embarrassed, turns a little red, looks at Naruto, and says: "Uh... eh... Na-Naruto-kun?".

Naruto, noticing that Hinata was talking to him, turns his head to her, and says: "Yes?"

"You know that he was just as stupid as you were."

Naruto groaned.

"But..."

Naruto looks at Hinata again.

"He was being a smart-alec, as you were mad. So that means..."

Naruto stared at Hinata.

"You're Gay."

Naruto, madly surprised, screams: "What the fuck?! Hinata! I am not Gay!"

Hinata looks at Naruto and shouts "Then prove it!!!"

Naruto calms down.

"Prove it that you are not Gay!"

Naruto moves his eyeballs up, places his right hand on his chin, and says: "Hmmmm... let's see."

Hinata seems to calm down, and pays attention to Naruto by looking at him.

"I am not attractive to guys, you're madly in love with me even though I don't know it and that you don't show it..."

Hinata, upon hearing the last sentence, blushes a bit.

"Sasuke is my arch rival, not enemy. Sakura..."

Sakura, several feet later (On Naruto's right.) watches this conversation.

"loves Sasuke..."

Sakura, upon hearing that, becomes shocked and angry at the same time, by giving out a look every time he is mad at Naruto, and growls. "Damn that Naruto!" Sakura thinks. "How did he know that I love Sasuke?! He is mine, and he shouldn't have known that! That stupid blockhead!"

"I am formerly "Straight", you think you're a lesbo, but I don't think so..."

Hinata becomes agitated by hearing that.

"Naruto." Hinata says.

Naruto looks at Hinata. She is not very happy. "What?" He says.

"Will you shut up?!" Hinata says angrily. "I am not a lesbo!!!"

"You so are!" Naruto says snobbily.

"I am not!" Hinata shouts.

Both Hinata and Naruto yell at each other wether or not Hinata is a lesbo.

Five minutes later, Hinata is still arguing loudly with Naruto on the same subject just five minutes ago.

All of the sudden, Kakashi, hearing the argument between Hinata and Naruto, happens to walk by, look at them, and mutters: "They just happen to love each other.". He chuckles madly.

He turns to Hinata and Naruto, and walks up to them, and calmly says, "Can you two please stop? You've been at this for five minutes, it's 1:00 PM, and you two lovebirds happen to argue like..."

Kakashi is interrupted by Hinata and Naruto by turning their heads to Kakashi, saying shouting: "No!".

Kakashi, a little irritated, makes a low growl, and yells: "Will the both of you, shut your little sewers, and get over it?"

Both of them stop, and turn to Kakashi.

"It is 1:01 in the fucking afternoon! Can you (He begins to calm down.) just chillax, get some food, (His voice levels up for a bit.) separate for a bit, calm down, and (He begins to yell again.) get your dirty mouths cleaned! You are using unneccesary foul language, and you are embarrassing yourselves!"

Iruka, happening to hear this, walks up to Kakashi, and says: "Kakashi, what are you doing yelling at these innocent little children? They..."

Kakashi interrupts Iruka, by saying: "Do you not understand?! They were talking about sexual-related stuff! That is gross! And it is inappropriate for such an age like they are in right now! Sex is for adults, not children!"

Iruka thinks about it, and says: "Hmmm... I see your point there. However, teenies do get those "hairs" of theirs."

Naruto looks at Iruka and says: "Pubes?"

Iruka takes a look at Naruto and says, "Thanks, Naruto."

He looks back at Kakashi and says: "Pu..." he interrupts himself by looking at Kakashi and Naruto two times, muttering "Wht th fk?". He goes back to Naruto, points at him and says: "Shut up!"

Naruto mutters: "Woman".

Several minutes later, Kiba, Shino, and Hinata were training. Hinata seemed to be sweating. So were the others.

Kiba and Hinata land on the ground after leaping from a separate tree bark. He looks at Hinata and says: "Hinata, you're hot."

Hinata looks at Kiba and smirks. She says: "So are you.".