What If The World Was Insane?, WARNING: Mature

[GenieBella]

Me and my sister, Robyn, was talking about what would happen if the world was insane, so I began showing her these things I wrote. Like, what would happen if the writer of Harry Potter was born insane, and I'd rock the storyline to make Ginny do quite dirty things to Harry. Just read on to find out what I'm talking about. But don't tell you I didn't warn you: Some graphic sex scenes. I also warn you that what you are about to read is very disturbing to some people
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This scene takes place at Dumbledore's funeral, where Harry breaks up with Ginny.

Harry: Ginny, I just CAN'T be with you anymore!!!!
Ginny: *sobs* But I still love you!
Harry: I don't love you!
Ginny: Please, what do I have to do to make you stay with me and love me?
Harry: Hmmm...*thinks for a few moments* A blowjob would be nice
Ginny: *gives Harry a blowjob* How about now?
Harry: .....I LOVE YOU!!!!


Robin: Starfire, you mean THE WORLD to me! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Starfire: Oh Robin! I love you, too!
Robin and Starfire: *passionatly kiss, then it gets harder and rougher.* *Robin is practically eating Starfire's face. He then rips off her clothes. The show then shows some hard-core sex scenes that 11 year olds are watching.*

So...That's what would happen if J.K. Rowling and the writers of Teen Titans gone insane...Posting more later.

[lost_dark_soul]

Note. I have permission to post here as I am the one who helped come up with this weird world of fun.

What if This Shrine went insane?

GB: I like cheese on toast with spagghetti and marshmallows.
*Everyone stares in horror. Except me*
ME: What? The girl likes it. There nothing wrong with that. I like marshmallows on pringles!
*More stares*
GB:Robyn. I don't think we're in the insane asylum anymore.
Me: *Sings loudly* BUTTER MELTS ON A RADIATOR! DON'T PUT CHEESE DOWN YOUR PANTS!

[GenieBella]

LOL. Now THAT's funny!

Robyn: Hey, mind if I ask you something?
Kayla: yeah, sure!...I mean, I don't mind.
Robyn: Can you taste my new cake?
Kayla: .....you baked a cake?
Robyn: Yup! So are you going to taste it or not?
Kayla: Um...okay.
Robyn: *brings out cake* Yeah you go!
Kayla: 0.0
*the cake has dirt, sticks, toothpaste, cheese, chocolate, shoe polish, cat hair, a hamster scampering around, and worms.*
Robyn: Go ahead, taste it!
Kayla: .......

[lost_dark_soul]

Thanks for that compliment. But are normal people ready for my randomness?

*News programme theme comes on*

Me: We interupt this programme to bring you a irgent news report.
Kayla: Today it was discovered that Cinderella's ugly step sisters are actually. Hansome step brothers!
Me: More on this as the story developes. * Runs off to make out*
Kayla: What she said *Does same*

[GenieBella]

lol. The terra Shrine news report.

[lost_dark_soul]

Lol. Yep. You like? I got a million of weird and wonderful news headlines that are funny and would never happen

[GenieBella]

Men's Prostate Pill:

Commercial Guy: Take this pill! It's worth it! People who have taken this pill have had mild symptoms such as diarrhea, nausea, and abdominal pain. Men who take this pill should not take it if they are pregnant or may become pregnant. Talk to your doctor if this pill is right for you!

[lost_dark_soul]

Lol.

What if the stargers you meet were insane?


*Goth walks up to a man giving away free balloons.*
Goth: Excuse me mister can I have your brightest pinkest beautiful balloon?
Guy: Yes are you going to pop it or something all symbolic like?
Goth: No.* Takes balloon and hugs lovingly* I'm gonna love it and hug it and pet it and love it as if it was my very own!
Guy: Sure dude. Whatever! *Balloon pops. Goth crys.*
Goth: Your so mean!!!! * Runs of still crying.*

[GenieBella]

LOL I don't think even Starfire would do that.

What if Severus Snape was insane? (not that he already isn't)

Snape: Welcome glass. Today, I will teach you how to boil the love potion.

Slytherin and Gryffindors: ooooooooo

*Several hours later, they're all done. Everyone messed up their potion except Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.*

Draco: *smkirks* (thinks: I'm so going to get an A)

Hermione: (thinks: Oh man! I'm not going to get an A....I'll get a T!)

Snape: I have reviewed both of your potions...and I have decided who's is best.

Draco: *smirks*

Hermione: *bites nails*

Snape: ....Granger!

Gryffindors: *cheer*

Slytherins: Huh?!

Draco: ......

[GenieBella]

What if Dumbledore was gross?

Dumbledore: Attention, everyone! I have an anounement to make!

Everyone: *stops and listens*

Dumbledore: ...... *FaaaaaaaaarRRRRTtt* Oooh yeah. That was good.

[lost_dark_soul]

What if he was stupid?

Dumbledore: Attention everyone. I don't know who any of you are. But I pick my nose and eat it. Good bye.
Everyone: EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
Dumbledore: Now can someone tell me where I am and What I'm doing here?

[GenieBella]

Dumbledore: Attention! I have an anouncement to make.

Everyone: *stops and listens*

Dumbledore: Wait....*finger started digging in nose. He pulls out a booger and eats it* ....Hehe. Now...what was I saying?

[lost_dark_soul]

What if Hadgrid was headmaster!?

Hadgrid: Right. I shouldn't have said tha!.

[GenieBella]

Oh lord! lol

Hagrid: Hello, kids! Today, we're having a trol guard the castle.

McGonagall: *taps his shoulder and whispers something in his ear...while standing in her chair*

Hagrid: Right. I shouldn't have said tha.

[lost_dark_soul]

Lol

Hadgrid.: today your classes will me canceled due to fluffy's escape. You rmeber fluffy. The three headed dog.
*Everyoe stares in fear*
Hadgrid: Shouldn't have said tha!