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The Perfect Pseudonym, Tips to making the perfect pseudonym.| +Lt. Surge |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 03:56 AM
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 The Lightining American!  Group: Member Posts: 368 Member No.: 133 Joined: 4-October 07  |
Hello class!
Today's lesson is called "The Perfect Pseudonym." I'm going to pass on to you a little technique my big brother formulated back in the day i.e. about 2 years ago. Now now, don't get too excited! Fortunately for you, the technique is very simple to learn and takes only a few minutes, if even that! Too good to be true, eh? Well then, let's get started, shall we? Step 1: Take your last name and find some way to make it your first. Example: My last name is Hughes. Therefore, I jumble it up a little to create from it "Hugh." Step 2: Take your partner and...wait a minute! Wrong page! Take your middle name and find some way to make it your last. Example: My middle name may or may not be David, so we add a nice and shiny suffix and kaboom! Out comes a little baby Davidson! Step 3: Time to combine your names! Don't worry, we don't need to buy any fancy shmancy connectors or anything. All we need to do is squeeze a little tiny space in there (in this class, at a measly 5 cent service charge) and what do you get? Your brand-spanking-new pseudonym! Step 4: Step 4 is a myth. Oh jeez, look at that! Well, it appears we're out of time for today, class. Remember, you have a whole spectrum of usages for your pseudonyms, from drug dealers to cane-sword salesmen! And yes, I do mean sugar cane! Use them wisely, young padawans! Class dismissed! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!! -------------------- "Ten-hut! Welcome to Vermilion Gym! Will you look at that, a pint-size challenger! Hahaha! You've got big and brassy nerves to take me on with your puny power! A Pokémon battle is war! I'll show you civilian! I'll shock you into surrender!"
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| Nigai |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 06:25 AM
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 I AM A BANANA  Group: Group of Groups Posts: 916 Member No.: 126 Joined: 4-August 07 |
Ok.
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| Zell Dincht |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 08:09 AM
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Since you're apparently too cool to follow simple directions I'll do it instead. Bosil Andiver? Jevac Drewson? --------------------  A Cursed Fate  |
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| +Google Bot |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 11:37 AM
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 Noob  Group: Noob Posts: 1.494 Member No.: 156 Joined: 4-September 08 |
How the hell can I make "Rider" a first name?
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| Nigai |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 05:08 PM
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I AM A BANANA Group: Group of Groups Posts: 916 Member No.: 126 Joined: 4-August 07 |
I'm not cool at all, I'm maybe kinda sorta cool at best. I just have two middle names. -------------------- |
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| +Lt. Surge |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 06:22 PM
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The Lightining American! Group: Member Posts: 368 Member No.: 133 Joined: 4-October 07 |
Once your done, it really doesn't need to sound like your name at all. So get to work! 
I like 'Jevac.' Sounds French. -------------------- "Ten-hut! Welcome to Vermilion Gym! Will you look at that, a pint-size challenger! Hahaha! You've got big and brassy nerves to take me on with your puny power! A Pokémon battle is war! I'll show you civilian! I'll shock you into surrender!"
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| +Phobos |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 07:10 PM
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Level 19  Group: Ascended Members Posts: 5.400 Member No.: 1 Joined: 25-July 05 |
I call bullshits. You're to cool. Like me.  |
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| +Morty |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 08:16 PM
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 The Mystic Seer of the Future!  Group: Elite Member Posts: 263 Member No.: 131 Joined: 30-September 07 |
Mike "Ike" Jefferson. The mortal enemy of Jevac Drewson!
-------------------- "Good of you to have come. Here, in Ecruteak, Pokémon have been revered. It's said that a rainbow-colored Pokémon will come down to appear before a truly powerful trainer. I believed that tale, so I have secretly trained here all my life. As a result, I can now see what others cannot. Just a bit more... With a little more, I could see a future in which I meet the Pokémon of rainbow colors. You're going to help me reach that level!"
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| Zell Dincht |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 10:03 PM
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<3 Group: GOD Posts: 5.437 Member No.: 9 Joined: 10-August 05 |
Jeff fails at this.
You're supposed to use your last name you dipshit. -------------------- A Cursed Fate |
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| +Morty |
Posted: Nov 2 2009, 10:18 PM
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The Mystic Seer of the Future! Group: Elite Member Posts: 263 Member No.: 131 Joined: 30-September 07 |
I am fully aware of this, Jevac Drewson!
HUGHES WAS HERE WHEN I DID IT AND APPROVED... since you can't make Kustra into anything. Kust... Jefferson? NO! You're a giant blast of diarrhea. With corn in it. And some peas. With flies hovering above it. I lied, it was too hazardous for even a fly to breathe in. It was that bad. -------------------- "Good of you to have come. Here, in Ecruteak, Pokémon have been revered. It's said that a rainbow-colored Pokémon will come down to appear before a truly powerful trainer. I believed that tale, so I have secretly trained here all my life. As a result, I can now see what others cannot. Just a bit more... With a little more, I could see a future in which I meet the Pokémon of rainbow colors. You're going to help me reach that level!"
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| +Bsljvc |
Posted: Nov 3 2009, 12:08 AM
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Level 8 Group: Elite Member Posts: 851 Member No.: 144 Joined: 4-March 08 |
Bo Xang
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| Zell Dincht |
Posted: Nov 3 2009, 02:55 AM
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<3 Group: GOD Posts: 5.437 Member No.: 9 Joined: 10-August 05 |
Stop subjecting yourself to American names you fuckhead. Make something up
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| I_Desire_my_Valentine |
Posted: Nov 3 2009, 03:37 AM
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 BOBB BEAST! RAWR!  Group: Cupcake Mafia Posts: 4.664 Member No.: 41 Joined: 8-December 05 |
Judging from that, my pseudonym would be Pushy Peter which is made of fail. Avina Garamond so much better.
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| Zell Dincht |
Posted: Nov 3 2009, 07:15 PM
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<3 Group: GOD Posts: 5.437 Member No.: 9 Joined: 10-August 05 |
lol pushy peter, you should be a pencil pusher for a living.
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| Nigai |
Posted: Nov 3 2009, 09:42 PM
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I AM A BANANA Group: Group of Groups Posts: 916 Member No.: 126 Joined: 4-August 07 |
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| +Phobos |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 08:14 AM
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Level 19 Group: Ascended Members Posts: 5.400 Member No.: 1 Joined: 25-July 05 |
I think you meant paper pusher. |
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| Dalik |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 02:12 PM
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 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Group: Group of Groups Posts: 7.329 Member No.: 14 Joined: 15-August 05 |
Does it matter.
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| +Phobos |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 11:41 PM
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Level 19 Group: Ascended Members Posts: 5.400 Member No.: 1 Joined: 25-July 05 |
It does. Splinters or paper cuts?!
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| Zell Dincht |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 08:45 PM
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<3 Group: GOD Posts: 5.437 Member No.: 9 Joined: 10-August 05 |
Shut up walker of the night. No one cares about your opinions.
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| Falz |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 09:35 PM
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 Level 19 Group: Lord Posts: 5.421 Member No.: 4 Joined: 26-July 05 |
No one cares about your opinions either, you wannabe god!
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