The shit., Mah rules.

[BioWolf]

I don’t have many rules other than don’t go posting porn or greasy shit like that on my forum.... its just wrong.
One thing I would like all new members to do is to make a post in this part of the forum all of your own so every one can get to know you and I know you aren’t a bot or something sent here to ravage my site and brain lol. Most people on the forum have or will show up in the comic at some point or another so if you stick around long enough you to may just wind up as a part of RealitySucks!
If you have any questions just PM me or Drath and well get you squared away. Enjoy your stay at RealitySucks!

[Ashtin18]

Do I count as new? as i'm in in the first 10 members haha. Anyways, most of my posts make me look like an asshole, which can be true, but mostly i'm just that here cause it's fun. I'm actually a pretty nice guy who focuses most of his life on music, and i work in a call center so i'll probably end up being one of those guys that kills a bunch of people while reciting metallica lyrics... except those guys are faggots so that won't be me.... anyways, yeah I love music, I'm the slightest bit fucked up, but other than that, i'm a liar. Later.

[Scorpionridge]

to all teh newbies that will arrive, Just ignore ash, we all do.

Oh and I'm one of the mods on here so dont piss me off!!! ( which come to think of it is very hard to do)

[Ashtin18]

I know, I've been trying forever to get either kicked off of here or allowed mod status. I guess it's the same at work, I try to get fired yet they want me to apply for higher positions, what the hell?


[EDIT BY : I'm just doing this to show off to Ash teh power I have on here, and its also a warning that this is for newbies, not another area for him to rant]

[2nd EDIT BY I'm just doing this to point out that Stu smells like cabbage]

[Scorpionridge]

hehe eat it Ash.

[BioWolf]

Mah nuts ... yur chin, make it hppen!

[Scorpionridge]

[Ashtin18]

I'll rant where I feel it should be put, and I wouldn't rant so much in here if more people would join, giving this section purpose, so far not too much action other than my rantings, so be happy I'm keeping this place alive with yas!.

[Scorpionridge]

I hate to admit it but he does seem to make the smallest of points.

[Ashtin18]

Almost as small as your penis points.

[Scorpionridge]

I am who i am and I have yet to recieve any complaints.

[Ashtin18]

You can only recieve complaints if you use the points! People can't complain if haven't given them the mileage.

[Scorpionridge]

well.........................shut up...........................I'm going to my room now.

[Ashtin18]

Can I come too? Maybe use up some of those points?

[Scorpionridge]

* walks in room but does not close the door*

[BioWolf]

ok I'm going to the bar and you to had better be gone when I stumble back in with a hot chik under my arm.

[Scorpionridge]

why? its my room and all we were gonna do was play video games.

why what did you think we were gonna do sicko?

[BioWolf]

The same thing Ash thought you were gona do when he grabed his tube oh lube just now.

[Ashtin18]

Sorry dude, I meant to go, but I passed out and dreamed of better things, maybe some other time... also on a more serious note, Bio, when the hell is the last time you brought a "hot" chick home from the bar?? Every night you go home to Stu? That's gotta put a damper on any bit of fun.

PS. I read that over and i'm pretty sure it makes no sense, but I don't care, go fuck yourselves, I'm going to sleep haha.

[Scorpionridge]

oh gawd thats not hand lotion!!

I need to go wash now