Would you rather?

Similar to "This or that?", but it's done in the form of a question, and it's often done between a "rock and a hard place." If that's really an inadequate discription, sorry.

To start us off: Would you rather sleep on a hardwood floor for ten days or drink two cups of coffee before bed for the same amount of time?

Sleep on a hardwood floor. I don't like coffee.



Would you rather go to France or Italy?

Italy, French People and I don't see eye to eye.

Would you rather bathe in molten caramel or endure a really pretenious documentary --Personally I'd go for the former than the latter.

Pretentious documentary. I don't like pain.

Root canal or a six hour grade school pagent?

The pain of a root canal lasts for a brief moment and is gone. The horror of a six hour grade school pageant can last for days and days and days...

Root canal.

Would you rather flyall the way around the world and accomplish nothing, or remain stuck in a nothing little town and accomplish everything you want to accomplish?

Stuck in the town. What's the point of seeing the world if you aren't happy with yourself?

Would you rather have an animal's tail (you pick) or an animal's ears (also your choice)?

I'd choose fox ears, myself.

Hmm. Would have to be between a prehensile tail and, oh, bat ears or something. 'Cause then I could hear really good. And echolocate. Wouldn't that be cool? That would be cool. I'll have to go with bat ears, including the brain functions required for them to work properly.

Would you rather ask a stupid question or pretend you know what you're talking about?

Well, I already spend a great deal of time pretending to know what I'm talking about, so I'll have to go with that. It's easier.

Would you rather automatically know everything there is to know about quantum physics or cooking?

Physics, because then I could travel the stars, I can learn cooking out of a book much easier than Quantum Phsyics.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf, without any doubts. I would miss music, but blind, I would miss reading and crafting and gardening and, and, and . . .

Would you rather be legless or armless?

Legless, as a gamer, I don't move much anyway.

Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?

Boy, can Remmy and I relate to that!

Pirate for me.

Would you rather have starred on Walton's Mountain or the Brady Bunch?

I don't know Walton's Mountain. I'll say that one. Why not?

Would you rather be unemployed or work at a job you hate?

At the moment, work at a job I hate. though I don't know how long it would last. (And Paloma, you prolly would have preferred Walton's Mountain. John Boy was a writer . . . )

Would you rather go bald or sprout long hairs out of your nose and ears?

Sprout long hairs. You can trim those.

Would you rather wake up and find yourself either in the Arctic or in the rainforest?