The Sorting Hat's New Song, Sorry but i didnt know where to post

[Kutless]

In times of old when I was new And Hogwarts barely started
The founders of our noble school Thought never to be parted:
United by a common goal, They have the selfsame yearning,
To make the world’s best magic school And pass along their learning.
“Together we will build and teach!” The four good friends decided
And never did they dream that they Might someday be divided,
For were there such friends anywhere As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Unless it was the second pair Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?
So how could it have gone so wrong? How could such friendships fail?
Why, I was there and so can tell The whole sad, sorry tale.
Said Slytherin. “We’ll teach just those Whose ancestry is purest.”
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose Intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those With brave deeds to their name,"
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, And treat them just the same."
These differences caused little strife When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders had A House in which they might
Take only those they wanted, so, For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards Of great cunning, just like him,
And only those of sharpest mind Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest Went to daring Gryffindor,
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest, And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their founders Retained friendships firm and true.
So Hogwarts worked in harmony For several happy years,
But then discord crept among us Feeding on our faults and fears.
The houses that, like pillars four, Had once held up our school,
Now turned upon each other and, Divided, sought to rule.
And for a while it seemed the school Must meet an early end,
What with dueling and with fighting And the clash of friend on friend
And at last there came a morning When old Slytherin departed
And though the fighting then died out He left us quite downhearted.
And never since the founders four Were whittled down to three
Have the Houses been united As they once were meant to be.
And now the Sorting Hat is here And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses Because that is what I'm for,
But this year I'll go further, Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned I am to split you Still I worry that it's wrong,
Though I must fulfill my duty And must quarter every year
Still I wonder whether sorting May not bring the end I fear.
Oh, know the perils, read the signs, The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger From external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you. . . . Let the Sorting now begin.

Cool....huh?

[Luna the Lovely]

Did you write that?

[Kutless]

No way!!! I think that is the 6th books Sorting Hats song unless people are lying to me. No i could never write that stuff.

[Luna the Lovely]

I write poetry, but I don't think it's very good. Everyone else freaks out and cries when they read it, cause it's really deep and sometimes just downright depressing. I feel bad afterward. I don't like to show off.

[Kutless]

Hmmm...so what do you think about the new song? I think it is really cool. It is cool how she comes up with these.

[Luna the Lovely]

Yeah, I don't get it. Ha i could never write something like that.

[Kutless]

I dont get it either but it is sophisticated. (sp?) I can tell because i cant understand it. (kidding)

[Luna the Lovely]

Ha. I usually can figure out the meanings of words i don't understand, but eh. Some people just don't read the dictionary when they get bored.

[Untruthfulfate]

Ohhhh, I do , I do !...Hah you didn't hear that...

[Luna the Lovely]

My friend Billy makes fun of me cause of it. -.-

[Sirius]

They were lying to you.