So I noticed in the Welcome forum everone was fighting over the brownies so why not make a brownie death match? The rules are simple, everyone starts against the wall. A tray of brownies will magicaly appear on top of the pedastal in the middle of the room. When they appear everyone do everything you can to get those brownies! Ready...set...GO!
(brownies appear)
(Grabs brownies and attempts to find a way out)

*hits over the head with a hardcover LotR book and grabs brownies*

There MINE! I tell you, mine!*goes into a secret passage way*

Me: Everyone look! There is an open secret passage way wich Ashe has just trapped herself in. Get her!
(Everyone charges inside the passage)

*is invisible and slips by mob*

You'll never catch me! *heads turn* Opps...

Me: Everyone tackle Ashe!
(everyone tackles Ashe)
Ashe: Cant...breath...
(Takes brownies)
Me: Mwa ha ha ha! You'll never get them!
(Pulls out phaser)
Me: Just try!

*Points to Estelle* ATTACK!!

*brownie mob charges forward in phaser proof clothing and tackles her to the ground*

*grabs brownies**waves bye-bye and disappears*

Me: You can't dissappear from me!
(Pulls out comunicator)
Me: Scotty, can you disarm all cloaking devices in this room?
Scotty: Yes, Estelle. Just a moment.
(Ashe appears with the brownies half-eaten)
(Everyone mobs Ashe)

*jumps in front of Ashe and punjabs her, sorta, then makes mad dash to nearest chandelier, breaks chandelier cord, jumps off chandelier and runs to nearest random portal*

(dodges chandelear)
(jumps through portal)
(Attempts to hit Demon while going through the protal)

*goes after Demon and makes it so no one else can fallow*

(sees Ashe inside portal and rams her)
Me: YOU ALREADY ATE HALF OF THEM! THE REST ARE MINE!
(Pulls out phaser and begins to fire randomly)

*bonks over head* You idiot... *takes out lasso and catches Demon*

*gives last brownie to Estelle* There you go! *runs off*

*watches Ashe and star-trek-girl from nearby cliff 1,000 feet up, while stuffing face full off brownies*

*appears behind Demon* MINE! *hits over head with dictionary and take brownies*

*there's only like five brownies left...* *screams again from being hit over head with a Websters, takes out the 'unabridged, hard back Webster's and pounds Shadow_Singer with it, takes the last of brownies and licks them before anyone else can get their hands on them, then eats each one by one*

Gerik: Ah-Ha!*snatches brownie with slobber on it*

Me: Oh no you don't, *takes back brownie by usual method*

Nutty.... *eats fresh baked brownie*

Oh well.*wonders off*

*between excesive glomps, Demon smells freshly baked brownies, imeediately pounces on Ashe, flinging brownies everywhere, eats as many as possible, or hordes them in Geriks mouth*

Gerik: ..I hate it when you do this...

Me: Oh shut up...quick hide these *shoves hundreds of brownies down Geriks throat*

Gerik: mphf, mrf, frumf...

Me: Exactly...

:blink: Just to let you know those were the poisoned ones...*hides the good batch*

My sister made them... The other ones are mine.

*nearly chokes, then remembers is immune to all poisons as is Gerik, HUZZAH!*

Gerik: You know that's cheating...

Me: and?

Gerik: I think my hidhness is affecting you...I like it!

:bunch:

*sees that Ashe is hideing the brownies*
Me: MINE!
*does slow motion spiderman jump on Ashe and takes brownies*
*is instantly transported to the Enterprise and flys into Warp speed*
Me: Now no one can get them. *laughs insanely*
Spock: I think she finaly lost it.
Odo: I dont think she ever had it.

*taps on shoulder* I'll take those.*takes brownie from amazed Estelle*

And yes I will do anything for my brownies. You can have these though! *gives Meg's brownies* Bye! *teleports to 1870*

Me: Here you can have megs brownies Wesely.
Wesely Crusher: Gee, thanks!
*Wesely eats brownies and dies*
*teleprts to 1870 and tackles Ashe*
Me: MINE!
*runs into opera house with brownies*

Dang it! *fallows Estelle into the opera house*

*finds in the 5 cellar**hits over the head with hard cover dictionary**takes brownies* MINE! *leaves Estelle knocked out*

*swims across the lake to Erik's house*

Erik: Brownies again Ashe?

Yeps. Want some?

Erik: I'll have one *takes brownie*. You want to hide in the torture chamber don't you?

Can I?

Erik: If you must...

Thanks!*hides in torture chamber*

*takes out stash of spiked brownies and watches*

Gerik: Were those in my cloak?

Me: Yes...

Gerik: *peers in cloak* I can't find them...

Me: *smiles to self* I can make anything disappear....

Gerik: :rolleyes:

*appears in 5th cellar* Hi Erik! *punjabs Ashe and steals brownies, laughing insanely* gives Gerik a quick glomp and runs off to fine Lerik* Hey Erik! *gives brownie* Must go. Mob after me.
Erik: *takes brownie, mystified*
Aria: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS!!!!! * hides in mount doom but gets tired of Gollum's ghost pestering her**runs and hides in Hogwarts but Peeves throws spitballs* thinks she's safe in Transylvania but is chased by vampires* goes to Mexico and camps out in Zorro's lair* Woot! I win! *eats some brownies*

*rises from the dead* Must have brownies...

*fallows Aria to Zorro's lair* *bonks over head with dictionary and steals brownies* See ya!*disappears through a portal*

Me: -enters confused and holding a brownie from home- Wha? -whacks Ashe with the flat of peters sword and runs like heck with the brownies cackling evilly-

Me: Gerik? If you would be so kind?

Gerik: Not at all... *punjabs Emmy*

Me: Well, you didn't have to kill her! She's a newbie after all...

Gerik: Sorry...

Me: It's quite all right, just be more careful next time... now let me see her * does witchcrafty gestures while stealing any available brownies*

Emmy: *is briught back to life* *gasps for air*

Me: There you are! Now there's the portal, run along and don't came back this way or you'll find a very hungry Ashe! *blinks at self, sounds like Madame Giry, shrugs and walks off with Gerik*

Me: -gasps and runs into portal- I'll get you Demon of your soul! And your little Erik too! -cackles evilly before dissappering and comes out into Narnia, grabs her Peter muse and runs back through the portal-
Peter: What are you doing?
Me: Shush! We must be very quiet! -quickly puts hand at the level of her eyes-
Peter: -takes out sword and does same-

*appears in front of Demon* You know those brownies are so mine right?

Demon: No, they're mine.

Not any more.*whacks Demon over the head with the flat of my flaming sword and steals brownies*

Bye! *disappears mysteriously*

Me: Curses!

*pulls out the Balrog's whip from FOTR*

Gerik: I thought that was CGI!

Me: *grins evilly* I made a plot hole...

Gerik:...oh-no....we're all gonna die.... very well, tell me when you're done...

Me; Oh, no you don't! You don't get to slouch off, while I'm killing, get that Punjab and let's go!

Gerik: fine...*readies punjab*

Me: *jumps into portal w/ Gerik*

Portal: well, let's see, Narnia's taken as is Zorro's caves... let's put you in....

Me: *looks around* this is strangely familiar...*hears cocnuts in distance*..oh-no....

*reappears in my kitchen*I wonder where Demon is, normally she's after me by now...

Oh well.*makes more brownies*

Gerik: what on earth is that noise?

Me: coconuts... look Gerik, let me handle this, you're going to scare them to death if you say something...if it's at all possibly could you hide somewhere?

Gerik: *sighs and turns into Demon's shadow*

*King Arthur, Patsy, Sir Gallahad, Sir lancelot, and Sir Vedebear (sp?) along with the cocnuts, approach*

King Arthur: Whoa there! And who are you young girl?

Me: I'm Edwina, and I seem to have lost my way good King, could you point in the direction of the edge of Britain?

Sir Lancelot: Young girls shouldn't be going to edge alone! It's dangerous! She'll need an escort!

King Arthur: yes I see, very well the Gallahad, you can go..

Sir Lancelot: My leige! Please may I go?

King Arthur: Fine, Lancelot go's, Gallahad stays...now you go that way *points* and you keep going that way until you reach the plot hole, which should produce a portal...

Me: Thank you, King Arthur! I'll be own my way then...*walks off, Lancelot follows closely, Gerik is annoyed about more company and lags behind, still as a shadow*

Sir Vedebear: How did she know your name?

King Arthur: :blink: you know I don't know...

me: *walks faster*

Later....

Sir Lancelot: Here we are, the plot hole! Be hold!

Plot hole: Yeah, yeah, keep your shirt on, I'll get the portal...

Gerik: Finally... *appears as if out of thin air*

Sir Lancelot: *gasp* A fiend! *fighting ensues*

Gerik: Oh-no, not again.....

:duel:

Me: *bonks Ashe over head with but of flaming whip*

Ashe: ow! MY BROWNIES!!!

Me: For once...I'm not going to steal them, pull up a chair and we'll watch the duel...popcorn?

Me: Works for me.*takes some popcorn* Brownie? They just came out.

Demon: I'll take a couple.

*both watch the fight*

*Lance hits Gerik over the head woth a sword*

Me: That has gotta hurt...

Me and Peter: -stumble in somehow- Oh my! A Duel!
Me: -takes out two lounge chairs and Peter and she sit down-
Me: -looks at Demon and Ashe- Hello -watches fight with muse- Why are they fighting? -takes out cookies from the Welcome page and starts to eat them-

Gerik: THAT'S IT!!! *takes out punjab*

Me: Aww.. come on Gerik, it's fun to watch!

Gerik: Ow! *is bonked over head again* You mean *ow* you two *ow* aren't *ow* fighting? *ow* WILL YOU BE GOOD ENOUGH TO STOP WHEN I'M TALKING???!!!

Sir Lancelot: Come on fight me you pansy!

Gerik: What?

Sir Lancelot: Chicken! Chicken!

Gerik: Look stop that!

Sir Lancelot: Well have a go then!

Gerik: right...

*more :duel: *

Ashe:...well that was interesting...

Me: Yes it was....ooh, that was cool... wouldn't it be nice if this ws in Dolby 5.1 surround with a huge flat screen TV, and HD capabilities?

(We were shopping for DVD players the other day, we need an HD one...)

Me:*is laughing* That would be awesome.

*Gerik is banged over the head with Lance's shield*

Me: -slowly reaches for the popcorn and grabs a handfull-
Peter: What's a Dolby? A Horse? -shakes Demon- WHAT IS IT?
Me: oops... -pulls Peter back who's breathing heavily- Sorry about that... -stuffs a cookie into Peters mouth-
Peter: -smiles stupidly and chews slowly-
Me: :blink:

*is bored of fighting over brownies*
*takes out Brownies from home and eats them*

Odo: Can I have one?

You dont need to eat. Why should I give you one?

Odo *grumbles*

*watches as others fight*

Me: -looks at Odo- Why can't you eat?
Peter: -steals another cookie-
Me: Why You! -tackles Peter and gets the cookie back-