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[Demon of Your Soul]

I'm afraid that's one to many questions (you don't have enough pebbles, foo'!), come back again and try them one at a time.

Why do I have a thousand plot bunnies in my head, gnawing away at my sanity, but none of which I can immediately put to good use? (Jareth why can't you brred me a bridge-the-gap bunny already? You've had so many lovely ones alreadly just give me a quick one that I can dress up later. '...Why do you insist on using the metaphor 'bunny'? *is a little disturbed by that last snetence*' Because they breed just like bunnies, CONSTANTLY! 'That's an interesting proposition... *imagines what it would be like to be a bunny*' ...You've been inside my head too long, it's starting to affect you... 'Hmm? *was fantastizing*' Nevermind...)

[Erik's Stalker]

Because your subconscious is actually a separate being attempting to take over your mind by driving you insane.

Why am I so addicted to creepypasta?

[Jayora of Jerusain]

Because it is fun to look at?

Why do I want a DBCA shirt so badly?

[ThePhanGhost]

Because with said shirt people would look at you even weird-er

Why do the bad guys always lose? (it's not faaaair!! -grabs Guy of Gisborne and hugs-)