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Erik's Stalker

Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:03 AM

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Okay, so here's the dealio. The first person asks a question. It can be very stupid or make perfect sense. The next person who posts has to come up with a crazy/random/very stupid answer for the question, and then ask a question of their own. The next person answers that question and then asks their own, and etc.

Here's an example:

QUOTE

Post #1: Why is the sky blue?

Post #2: Because the monkeys painted it that way.

Why are guys such morons?

I'll start.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Shadow_Singer	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:10 AM
Black Cloaked Writer Group: Lady of the Tower Posts: 1,347 Member No.: 64 Joined: 10-November 05	Neither, because there is no chicken! Why is there war?

Erik's Stalker	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:11 AM
Leroux Minutae Level: Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,644 Member No.: 151 Joined: 13-May 06	Because men are violent, homicidal morons who can't solve their problems like civilized people. Oh, wait, this was supposed to the the STUPID question game! I'm sorry! Why ARE guys such idiots?

Shadow_Singer	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:19 AM
Black Cloaked Writer Group: Lady of the Tower Posts: 1,347 Member No.: 64 Joined: 10-November 05	Because when they were very small someone flushed their brain down the toilet. Why do we have siblings?

Erik's Stalker	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:24 AM
Leroux Minutae Level: Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,644 Member No.: 151 Joined: 13-May 06	Because, for some odd reason, the stork thought that the world was underpopulated. Where do babies come from? (PLEASE don't say the real answer! )

Silvermasque	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 04:26 AM
Angel of Fiction Group: Admin Posts: 1,677 Member No.: 1 Joined: 28-July 05	They come from a special birds nest and are carried to their parents by bees. What is the use of a taco shell outside the bathroom?

Erik's Stalker	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 04:47 AM
Leroux Minutae Level: Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,644 Member No.: 151 Joined: 13-May 06	Well, everybody in Florence, Italy carries ground beef in their pockets, and there's nothing better than a taco after using the bathroom, so the trend spread! Why do we have noses?

deltaevenstar	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 05:33 AM
Part of the Furniture Group: Admin Posts: 2,372 Member No.: 2 Joined: 28-July 05	The Tissue companies were making a loss on their product as no one would buy them.. so they had someone GM people.. and well that's the story of noses. Why is my cat fluffy and black?

Silvermasque	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 10:20 AM
Angel of Fiction Group: Admin Posts: 1,677 Member No.: 1 Joined: 28-July 05	Because Target had a sale on sleek white ones and Purr was all that was left. Why are schoolbooks lined with blue ink?

deltaevenstar	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 12:17 PM
Part of the Furniture Group: Admin Posts: 2,372 Member No.: 2 Joined: 28-July 05	They're not.. they're actually lined with invisible ink that TURNS blue when it's subjected to air. Why aren't I asleep?

Nightshadesister	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 03:44 PM
Part of the Furniture Group: Admin Posts: 2,433 Member No.: 16 Joined: 6-August 05	Because the sandman went on strike. Why are smilies yellow?

Demon of Your Soul	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 07:52 PM
Newly Caped Group: Members Posts: 0 Member No.: 155 Joined: 27-May 06	Because that was the only color available when we invented 'em. Who invented rum?

Erik's Stalker	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 09:19 PM
Leroux Minutae Level: Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,644 Member No.: 151 Joined: 13-May 06	Captain Jack Sparrow's great great great great great times a million great great uncle, Joe. Why are shows in Las Vegas so short?

Demon of Your Soul	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 09:45 PM
Newly Caped Group: Members Posts: 0 Member No.: 155 Joined: 27-May 06	Because everyone has to go off stage to get drunk again before the next performance.... Why is there a broken flashlight on my desk?

Erik's Stalker	Posted: Jul 2 2006, 09:56 PM
Leroux Minutae Level: Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,644 Member No.: 151 Joined: 13-May 06	It's not there. It's a figment of your imagination. Am I weird?

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