Hello!
Once a long time ago in a place far far away there was a young puppy named Dawgenstupher Thelonious Hardhammer. He was owned by trolls. Dawgenstupher was given all the creature comforts that could be offered by trolls, who live life somewhat like the Native Americans used to except they are 8 feet tall and like to capture humans and roast them on spits over large fire pits.

Dawgenstupher ate heartily every day of the flesh of captured human maidens! However soon the lean months began and there was little for the trolls to capture and eat because humans are a fickle and stupid creature and migrate to Florida every year. Slowly eyes began turning on the young Dawgenstupher Thelonious Hardhammer even as he played and protected their children from the dangers of wolves and boll weevils.

Late one night the troll shaman Matthew Hammerfist grew hungry after smoking a copious amount of weed. He decided he would feast on the beefy Dawgenstupher Thelonious Hardhammer. Hearing this one of the child trolls was horrified of what would happen to his little friend. He could think of nowhere to hide the dog since young trolls are not allowed property until they become contributing tribe members.


Four days later Dawgenstupher Thelonious Hardhammer was found and the young troll Dooglyfork Handcrusher seemed very full.



Sometimes I touch myself and my penis will not grow, that is when I call my local provider, now my penis is enormous and woman visbly tremble at the site of my straining pants.

reported

Wait... Aren't you a moderator?

But she can't moderate here! She has no power!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Incidentally I can't see my buttons macs...

Excuse me, but does that say Dooglyfork?

That was the most random bot ever... and is that a Wiki link?

I'm as confused about it as you are.

I want to see what the hell it's selling, but the text that comprises the link scares me. :P

What the hell? :huh: :blink:

I think we shold keep this thread in the headstone section as a testment to it's randomness.

Everytime a botter post, Jesus cries.

Well, we haven't put anything in that section in a while...

I love this guy!!

can we keep him? Pleeeeaaase

:lol:

No, sorry.

We have to take him out back and put him down


*loads his shotgun*

This is pretty funny.

Wasn't the post limit for thread creation raised to prevent strange things like this? I mean, sure, it's funny and strange, but I thought someone had put a restriction on noob thread starts?

what in the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

Whoever created this bot should get shot.

or needs a lay badly.

Okay, I'm fairly tired of hearing that. Every time a bot posts, someone asks, 'Dur, didn't someone stop noobs making threads lolz?' Obviously NOT. It's one of those stupid things like 'it's always the last place you look' or 'can I ask a question?'

Sorry to pick on you, psych, but that was the last time I could stand hearing that question.

I was out all weekend and I'm tired! I'll do fix it soon! Get off my back woman!

Haha..He called you a woman.

I thought psych was a woman...?

I have no idea, damn you internet anonymity and my own tiredness!

HEY



Women don't exist on the internet. Its impossible, it goes againts the very fabric of the universe that was tied together when Jesus was born.

maaaaan....these bots're gettin' kinda weird lately.. :/

I kinda liked it.

yeah baby ;]

It was certainly a break from the norm.

Is anyone sure it was even a bot? Maybe it's a really fucked up person who decided to post that to LOOK like a bot, but really isn't.

*shrugs*

could have been an alien on a bad high...maybe..

Has anyone clicked on the link?


Go on

then we'll know its safe and funny!


all the cool kids are doing it!

That was amazing.

Oh man. Oh dude. that was so fucking hillarious.

:lol:

HAHAHAHAHA

Weevils?

HAHAHAHA

Also, I clicked the link. It is made of win and good. This guy gets no ban from me.

it was a wiki link... I was disapointed... Is this how girls feel when they get sex and never orgasm?

your last girlfriend certainly thinks so. :lol:

why would I care about her. I got mine, so I was happy.

Legendary Thread.

fucking A.

So much fun in so little time.

It's been too long since we had a thread that came out of the ass-end of nowhere and went completely off topic by the end of the first post.

Headstone this shit. Just for the sheer "What the fuck?!" randomness.

Huh. First time for everything, I guess. Nope, last time I checked, I had dangly bits.

I figure it's because I haven't ever posted a picture of me on this forum.

Also, the reason I asked about the noob thread start was that I seem to remember a mod announcing that the issue had been dealt with officially. Maybe I was tripping out or something.

Link takes you to headon on wikipedia.org

I went ahead and clicked it, why, cus i was running linux so no worries on teh trojans commin for me.