When you broke up with a guy, did you ever continuously tell you friends that he was great in bed?


One of my ex's best friends (Whom I'm still on friendly terms with, not drinking buddies but we talk occasionally) came by my work a few nights ago and told me that she(My ex) won't shut up about our(Now former) sexlife.

Of course this was a huge boost to my ego since before this woman I was a virgin and according to what I'm hearing I'm naturally gifted(I am of course takign this with a grain of salt).



So, to the women here I put forth this question.


When you've broken up with a guy did you continue to, I guess, brag about his ability in bed?


I've never heard from any of my old female friends talk about this beyond "Yeah he was okay." after they broke up nor have I heard of this happening to any of my guy friends.


Her friend jokes that she's (My ex) gonna booty call me the way she keeps going on about it.

Hm, no, can't say I've ever done that, but maybe she is just trying to make her friend jealous and doesn't have a current partner to brag about.

*shrug*

If it had been a really amicable, friendly breakup, I could see it, but it sounded kind of hostile from what I heard.

Well her friend also informed me that she (The ex) had made out with another guy while we were dating and that they're now together, though they won't admit it.

Seems he's a virgin too (And eight years younger than her) but he's not putting out at all.

Maybe she's thinking fondly on our bed time because she's getting none.

Maybe she's still jonesin' for your bone?

If she's repeatedly deflowering virgins, maybe what she's getting out of it is bragging rights that "oh I taught him and now he's soooo good." Some chicks get off on that.

Saydrah's last post sounds about right.

The first girl I slept with didn't know she was. She probably just thought I was really bad.

That actually sounds likely. I'd bet that's what she's doing.

Sayd, I could see that. But the thing is she did NOTHING in bed.

I had to beg for a freaking blow job. She stayed missionary the whole damned time, well, no the first time since it was my first time we changed it up several times, all on my cues.


Shes told her friend a few times now that she didn't believe I was a virgin because I taught her things.


This is not bragging on my part... ... ... well okay maybe a little, like I said she was my first and she keeps singing my coital praises despite being the one that ended the relationship and cheating.


I've always heard of women insulting the guys they were with after the break-up.

Shit like, he was terrible in bed or his dick was tiny (According to her I'm a magnum, I wasn't the one buying the condoms so I don't know about that but it's very flattering).

I'm just wondering why she's saying all of this when she won't talk to me. It's very strange.

I've had it both ways. Rumours about the size of my penis range from 3 to 20 centimeters, and I didn't even have to start any myself. There was even a girl who claimed I only had one testicle, though you'd be suprised how easily you can debase certain rumours by taking of your pants in public.

Some girls sing my praise, others will tell you I'm the worst lay in the world. Be it vindictiveness or just personal preferences, that's just the way it is. Truth of the matter is, women are experts at lying and deception, so you'll probably never know entirely sure whether you're good or lousy in the sack.

On top of that, to make matters even worse, women are far more diverse in their sexual likes and dislikes than men. With us, it pretty much all comes down to our penis, but every new girl is like a treasure hunt without a map. Hell, sometimes the rules of the game even change depending on their mood.

However, to perhaps put your mind at ease a little bit, the few facts you've presented have me thinking she's actually being sincere. As you describe her, it seems to me she has the sexual creativeness of a brick and, as your pornstash probably takes up three quarters of your computer hard drive, it's quite reasonable to assume you had some ideas about sex which rocked her dull little mind.

So... why was she your girlfriend again?

We had many shared interests, she was attractive, best of all though we immediately had that "Comfortable silence" thing I loved that and, she accepted me for who I was.


Then Dumped me for who I was to date a child with no life, friends or his own home, who as stated won't put out.





And Ace, 1/6 of my HDD thanks. Quality over Quantity my friend.

Oh right... those other things I hear are important...

You might wanna edit your post though.

That doesn't change the fact that she might want people to THINK she was the one that taught you everything you know. She probably realizes she's nothing special in bed too.

Maybe SHE was a virgin, too, and is bragging to cover up that fact?

She wasn't.

It's not just the lack of a Hymen that tipped me off to that one, she told me and her friend and her sister told me.

And she's not bragging that she "Taught me how to rock a womans world." She's bragging that I was so good there was no way I was a virgin.

You know dude, I may not be the women you're asking, but either way I'd say that you're putting way too much thought into this. Josken is right, once you've ended a relationship, who the fuck know what's gonna be said.

I think that the only way for you to know whether you're REALLY good or not is to get your damn self out there and start practicing so that you KNOW you're good.

She's created the ultimate pick-up like for you!

"So, you've probably heard rumors about my... talents... in the bedroom. Wanna see if they're true?"

...What? Its better than not trying at all.

Yeah, that might work better than.

"Hi, I'm a magnum and apparently I'm phenomenal in bed."



I got slapped pretty hard for that one.

:huh: why are you wearing pants in the first place?

Because I was wearing a belt. I'd look pretty stupid wearing a belt and no pants. :rolleyes:

He has a point, Hydro.

You could have wrapped the belt around your schlong and told people it was a vicious beast which had to be restrained in public.

what he said.

I tried that with mine. First the belt was to small so I needed two then I got a ticket from a cop.

I think he was jealous.

My schlong has plenty of accessories already -_-

Like Herpes!

venereal diseases aren't accessories in to Americans.

A little late there Janus.

left the window open and didn't refresh before quoting. Still a good one though, lateness not withstanding.

Like your mom!


Who gave me herpes <_<

Wild's mom gives everyone herpes.

Even me!

She tried to give me herpes, but luckily an atlantic breeze threw her aim off, so some Swede got it instead.

FUCK! :notsohappy:

In your face..

Faceherps! Ahhh!

it's a coldsore, I swear!

Is that where.... um.... Sorry, Vir, turns out it's not just herpes, it's deadly airborne Wild's mom herpes.

You'll find it's inescapable.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.