Great mysteries., I'll never understand anything.

Oh I have drank a lot tonight and it has caused me to stay up way later than I wanted to.

So after stumbling from a local alcohol drinking area I like to call my best friends apartment. I fell asleep in his extra bed and then stumbled here when I woke up.

I began to surf and look at all those people on myspace and facebook. You know, the ones you never want to get in touch with but will constantly harass you.

I'm from a small town and I noticed a curious trend.

See, logic tells me that opposites usually don't attract. In fact deep down you have to pretty much be the same person with just different likes and dislikes to actually stand each other.

This can be applied to the outer appearance and...oh fuck it...I'm talking about ugly people.

Really, attractive people just date or sleep with other attractive people. Most of the time some smoking hot girl isn't going for the guy with gap teeth and a lisp. Most of the time the buff bod guy isn't going to decide Tuesdays are ugly bitch fuck day...most of the time. Debate me all you want about personalities and such, but I am talking about the shallow nature of some people.

Anyway, I'm from a very small southern town and all my life I never really understood why all the hot girls in my town dated this fat redneck. I mean I get the redneck aspect because you really can't escape it, but fat? And I'm not talking like kind of out of shape, I'm talking about a person who probably can't see his dick if he looks down or if he doesn't move a fold.

I don't get it, but then again I'm not really there to see the relationship. This could be one of those personality things that defies the hot/hot attraction law that I made up in my head.

Maybe people aren't instantly shallow and just see what's on the inside.

But it just seems weird that a girl who looks like this:


Is going out with someone like this:


And yes, I am being horribly shallow. Go ahead get that out of the way.

if you look up the matching hypothesis, you can find quite a lot of evidence to support the idea that couples tend to be equally attractive.

As for hot girls with a fat guy, men tend to rate attractiveness depending more on a person's body, and women are more interested in a person's face, so maybe he has a cute face and they find him more attractive than you would think.

Women look more into personality than men do most of the time. Also whether or not they're good caretakers. If the guy is charming and spends money on her, she's probably bangin' his brains out at least once a week.

The dude either has a lot of money or some hidden...talent...you are unaware of.

Women are more shallow than men, but if they here fat, gross, Billy Bob has a 12 inch wang, they'll definitely want to see if the legend is true.

And if it is, then he's got her. If it isn't, all he has to do is give her a few orgasms in one night and she'll be a smitten kitten.

That's not a beerbelly. It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

That's brilliant.

I second this notion of your approval.

Also, 17...do all the girls in your town look like Carrie Underwood?

I did say I come from a Southern Town.

And no, just the generic hot blonde ones.

I think I'm going to like the South/Midwest.

Oh yeah and they all have nothing better to do except fuck and/or be knocked up.

They are hot and easy, but I caution you that a majority of them are clingy and a one night stand is code for, "I have a new boyfriend and he's in the military."

When I was there, girls were crooning about my 'accent' and how hard it must be to live in a war torn cccountry (england). It became a game to see which ones would catch on to the fact that I was lying about England with vast exagerations and hyperboles. ABout 33% is the answer.

The Southern Belle... Some serious hotness down south.

'Specially since I'm an officer. I hear once they hear that they try to poke holes in condoms and shit.

'Specially since I'm an officer. I hear once they hear that they try to poke holes in condoms and shit.

Or grab it and try to use it while you are resting.

Always carry tabasco sauce.

I'm curious to see where that statement is going...