A.N. I have been writing like mad. I got a lot of inspiration for this particular story, so I bumped it up from when I was originally going to do it.
So, that's two new stories from me now! I hope you all enjoy it!
The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder SamaDimension DualityIn stories like this, it's almost always starts quiet. A normal day, a peaceful day.
But then again, this is Rapid Island.
“AHHHHH!!!” Sama yelled, ducking downwards as a water balloon sailed over his head, smashing into the wall.
“STAND STILL SO I CAN HIT YOU!” Kimi yelled, slightly soaked herself, flying after Sama, pulling out more water balloons from a bag around her shoulders, throwing them at Sama, some hitting their mark and hitting him in the back of the head.
“But I didn't do it!” Sama whined to himself, as another smacked into his face, as he turned to protest.
Kimi paused, raising an eyebrow, “Uh huh...suuuuure you didn't. Who else would actually do the lame 'bucket on the door' trick?”
“Who would be lame enough to fall for it?” Sama said instantly, then clamped his mouth shut, instantly wishing he hadn't said that.
Having got up this
morning afternoon, Kimi had made her way to the kitchen to get herself some cake to start her day. Having opened the door into the living room, a bucket of water crashed down and spilled over her. Sama had started laughing, and Kimi then assumed he was responsible.
And apparently, Kimi had 'super water balloon making powers' which she had used to pelt Sama with.
Now, at Sama's earlier comment, Kimi growled, pulling out a few more water balloons, glaring at Sama.
“
What did you say?” Kimi asked, careful though not to pop the balloons.
“I...nothing...” Sama answered, holding up his hands, “Look...we have some cartoons still taped to watch...The new Batman is a musical episode too!”
Kimi paused, then nodded, “Fine...I'm going to get dried off first though.”
Kimi turned to float off, Sama letting out a sigh of relief, when suddenly he was hit with the last of the balloons.
“That's just because I still needed to use them,” Kimi grinned evilly, then floated off.
Sama sighed, attempting to wring out some of his hair. He really hadn't left that bucket over the door. Though he wondered who did.
[. . .]
Rowen chuckled to himself, sitting in his apartment. Leaving the bucket over the door may have been childish, but it was a great way to prank either Kimi or Sama, and not have him blamed. After all, who would think a former Sith would do something like that?
[. . .]
After the brief switch to Rowen, Sama grumbled to himself after scene changes and out of character information, but proceeded to get dried off himself, when suddenly he paused, staring outside the window, a black shape coming towards the K Tower at high speeds.
“Oh, come on!” Sama yelled, turning quickly, “KIMI! Bad guys!”
Inside the black saucer, three figures stood there.
One was a recent member to evil, Halberd, who was piloting the ship.
The other was a long time evil doer, with a slightly grumpy expression beneath his helmet.
And the last, but certainly not least, was a goateed man who stroked his chin evilly, chuckling to himself.
“You remember the plan?” Chaos Man asked the two as they neared the K Tower.
“Yah, yah,” CHoW said, “Distract the buffoons until you get what you need. They we go to Teh Town, and repeat...”
“And remember...we need two things in Teh Town,” Chaos Man added.
“W'ever,” CHoW snorted, as the saucer stopped outside the K Tower. Kimi, Sama, and Shelary had assembled outside, Shelary quickly putting her phone into her pocket.
Chaos Man rippled, turning into Pudding and phasing through the floor, dropping downwards past everyone, CHoW flipping a switch, a microphone appearing by his face.
Well, if he was having to be the distraction, he'd at least have fun with it.
“Yo, morons!” CHoW shouted, “What has six legs, six arms, three heads, and half a brain? Give up? It's you guys!”
The saucer shook violently as a super powered punch dented it, Kimi now launching an attack on the ship angrily.
“Temper, temper!” CHoW scolded, waving a finger with a chuckle, “Is that how a girl is suppose to behave?”
“GET THE SMURF OUT OF THERE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A GIRL BEHAVES!” Kimi yelled back.
In a flash of blue light, Rowen appeared atop the K Tower, having gotten a call from Shelary.
“...Has Chaos Man shown up too?” Rowen asked, watching as Kimi and CHoW shared verbal insults, with Kimi still pounding on the increasingly dented saucer.
“We didn't see him...” Shelary said.
“Then this is probably a distraction,” Rowen said, turning to Sama, “Is there anything here he might want?”
“...The Master Flan! Mojohanna!” Sama yelled, and turned for the door.
“You stay with Kimi, just in case! We'll go,” Shelary said, stopping Sama. He paused, then nodded, as Shelary and Rowen headed inside.
[. . .]
Chaos Man was not here for the Master Flan. Instead, he walked along boxes, deep in the basement, looking around.
“Hmm...there was a fight here...I sense The Spoon's power...and...what I need,” Chaos Man chuckled, stopping now, “Yes...it's weaker here.”
His arm turning into Pudding, he suddenly thrust his arm into the concrete, then pulled it back, his arm reforming, holding up a green ring with a circle and symbol on it. Just one of two.
“Halt, evil doer!” a gruff voice called out, and Chaos Man sighed, turning as a sasquatch with a bag of jerky stood there, then paused.
“...You...” the former food lover said, eyes wide as Chaos Man merely smiled.
“Yes, me,” Chaos Man said, then tossed his hand forward, triangles of energy shooting out, throwing the sasquatch backwards. He smiled, then floated upwards, phasing through the ceiling as he headed back to the saucer.
[. . .]
“Well...your uncle's roommate!” CHoW shouted back.
Before Kimi could come up with a retort, Chaos Man had flown up with a smile.
“I've gotten what we need...Proceed to the next location,” Chaos Man said, entering the saucer.
“Well, it's been fun Kimi, but we've got some more losers to crash!” CHoW snorted, as the saucer suddenly shot off.
“Oh no you don't!” Kimi yelled, turning around and flying at Sama, who gulped as he was suddenly grabbed, being carried as the heroes chased after the saucer.
“...We're being followed...” Halberd said, as the ship streaked to Teh Town.
“It's fine...Doesn't matter,” Chaos Man smiled, “They can't stop us.”
[. . .]
Things were progressing quickly. Rowen and Shelary had gotten back to the K Tower roof, after finding out Mojohanna and the Master Flan were safe. However, Kimi and Sama were gone, and they had no idea where they were going.
In Teh Town, the residents at Spork's lab had a sense of deja vu as the roof was ripped open.
“Oh, come on!” Spork yelled in frustration. Chaos Man floated downwards, smiling at them.
He soon found himself surrounded. Avenger and Spork in front and behind, the demon holding his Gunblade, the genius holding his Keyblade. Tinman stood to the side, guitar at the ready, ES between him and Spork, holding up a saber with a slight frown.
On the other side was Hammah, one hand sparking with multi-colored lightning, the other holding a saber, and between him and Avenger stood Kxs, her hands glowing with solar energy.
And finally, Jimi was floating above them, though staring at the saucer.
“More of you here then at the K Tower,” Chaos Man commented, “Interesting.”
He held up his hand and blew, all the of the Custard-I suddenly rushing at him, attempting to stop him as his hand seemed to explode, forcing them all backwards.
Suddenly, several Shadow Men scurried about them, Chaos Man seeming to have vanished.
“...This will not end well,” Spork muttered, holding up his Keyblade as the Shadow Men scrambled at them all!
[. . .]
Downwards, deeper in the lab, Chaos Man stood now, stepping forward.
Alarms suddenly sounded, and the odd man paused, hearing the clanking of feet.
“Oh ho ho! What do we have here? Intruder?!”
Chaos Man smiled, a door opening in front of him, where a few T.H.E.M. members stood.
Eggman sat in his mecha, taking aim. Next to him stood Negaduck, who was brandishing his chainsaw threateningly. And next to him still was Dr. Drakken, who was
standing hiding behind Shego.
“So you think you can stop me?” Chaos Man wondered, raising an eyebrow. “Please. T.H.E.M. is second rate compared to L.A.S.O.O.F.”
“In numbers, maybe,” Eggman chuckled, “But I assure you, our skill more then makes up for it!”
Missiles and lasers suddenly fired from his machine, Chaos Man holding up his hand, a shield blocking the attacks.
As the debris died down, a green slash ran through his body, Shego smirking to herself.
Chaos Man yawned, reforming, and then found a chainsaw in his face.
“AHAHAHAHAHA!” Negaduck laughed manically, slashing the chainsaw all around Chaos Man, then stepped backwards, Eggman unleashing another barrage into what was left.
The T.H.E.M. members paused, looking at the gloop that had been Chaos Man, hearing faint explosions above them in the main part of the lab, Shadow Men being destroyed.
Suddenly, energy exploded outwards, Chaos Man reforming with a laugh, forcing them all back.
“HA!” Chaos Man laughed, “I told you can't stop m-”
Chaos Man froze suddenly, a strange beam of light overtaking his body, freezing him in place.
“It worked!” Dr. Horrible cackled, “My freeze ray worked!”
“You know, I never understood why you call it a 'freeze' ray,” Drakken commented, looking at Chaos Man, who wasn't moving, “I mean, it doesn't actually freeze anyone.”
“It freezes time,” Horrible sighed, shaking his head, “Not uses ice.”
Suddenly, the freeze ray began to spark, overheating, and died, Chaos Man unfreezing now, looking very angry.
“Well...I hadn't calculated that happening...” Dr. Horrible said, taking a step back as Chaos Man cracked his neck, then waved his hands.
As the dust died down, those T.H.E.M. members were left to lie, Chaos Man stepping into the room. Here were a couple pods, and a large computer. The pods were currently empty.
Glancing at the computer, he then bent down, glancing downwards beneath the computer. He held out his hand, and another green object sailed towards him, and he clutched it in his hands.
It was another green ring, with a similar symbol to the one he had taken from the K Tower.
With a laugh, he floated upwards.
[. . .]
“Great...Kimi's here too...” Jimi muttered, throwing a fireball at a Shadow Man, who exploded when it hit. Kimi and Sama had arrived shortly after Chaos Man disappeared, and Sama found himself helping the Custard-I on foot while Kimi proceeded to try and rip the saucer open.
As the lab shook, more of it being destroyed in the fight, there was a strangled cry, and everyone stopped.
Chaos Man had reappeared, and grabbed Hammah in a choke hold, the clone gasping for air.
“I suggest you let us go...if you want this boy to live,” Chaos Man said.
Hammah sparked suddenly, white lightning crackling into Chaos Man, who cried out in pain, but still held on. Blue lightning then burst from him, silencing Hammah, who slumped now, still trying to breathe.
“Hammah...” Spork's eyes widened, then stepped backwards. He held up his hands, his Keyblade disappearing in a flash of light. The others paused, and did the same, dropping their weapons. Kimi merely huffed, still ready to punch out the man.
“Good...” Chaos Man smiled, then floated upwards into the saucer, taking Hammah.
Kimi spun suddenly, bringing her foot up to smash into the saucer.
“KIMI!” Jimi yelled, flying at her, “DON'T! He'll hurt Hammah!”
“So?” Kimi shouted, “He's a bad guy! I stop bad guys!”
Inside the saucer, it rocked with Kimi's kick, Chaos Man not seeming to care as he hooked up Hammah into a chair, a helmet going over his head, and a case all around him. In a pedestal, he placed the two green rings, so their symbols were facing each other. The two were then connected, Hammah beginning to stir.
“Why did we go through all this trouble for two stupid cereal box rings and the doofus clone?” CHoW grumbled as a dent appeared over his head.
He flicked a switch, and a laser beam smashed into both Kimi and Jimi, who were grappling, sending the two into the lab.
“Because...they hold the key to me getting what I want...” Chaos Man smiled, eyes wide in delight, “They stopped me at the doors to the future...But the future is but another dimension itself! Even the doors Spoony destroyed! In another dimension, they were not, they are still possible there. That's where I will find what I want.”
Hammah awoke now, eyes wide as Chaos Man stared at him.
Instinctively, Hammah attempted to fire his lightning at them, the odd color traveling through the wires, and into the rings, where they glowed. As they glowed, the rings were pressed together.
And in a sudden swirl of activity, the four found themselves gone.
However, outside, they all stared as a portal appeared, quickly taking the saucer and it's occupants.
“Sama, we're going after them!” Kimi yelled, grabbing Sama again before he could protest, and flew at the portal.
“Darn it, I have to save Hammah!” Jimi yelled, getting up.
“Wait!” Kxs yelled suddenly as Jimi started up. She grabbed his leg with a jump, and holding on for dear life, they two flew after them.
The portal then closed suddenly, leaving the rest to wonder what had happened...
[. . .]
“Ahhh!” Kimi, Sama, Jimi, and Kxs shouted, as the four tumbled out of a portal, landing in a heap on some grass, beneath a tree.
“Ugh...what happened?” Sama muttered, rubbing his head, “Where are we?”
“I don't know...” Kimi muttered, then glared at Jimi, “What are
you doing here?”
“Trying to save my brother,” Jimi answered, then glanced to Kxs. “Why did you come along? It's dangerous!”
“I...errr...thought you might need some help...” Kxs answered, blinking, “You know, like a sidekick...or something.”
Jimi just nodded, as Sama peered into the distance.
“Is that...is that a giant 'J'?”
The other three turned around, taking in more of their surroundings. The four were in a park, more specifically in a clearing. Glancing to where Sama was, they saw an expanse of water, and large building shaped like a 'J' on an island there. And odd device seemed to be over it.
“Cool!” Jimi grinned, “Nice taste in buildings, wherever we are.”
“Horrible taste, if you ask me,” Kimi muttered, “Really, a J? Who are they kidding?”
Jimi sighed, shaking his head. Kxs paused, “Oh! Hey! I think I see something!”
Kxs ran towards the trees, Jimi pausing, then following after her, two disappearing into the foliage for a few seconds.
And then a burst of fire rained down on Kimi and Sama, the two shouting to the side.
“I don't know how you two got through the shield, but dressing in those old clothes won't fool me!” a voice shouted from above them.
There was a thud on the ground as someone landed, and now the earth shook, energy bursting from it, overtaking Kimi.
Kimi and Sama quickly reassembled themselves, then paused, seeing two figures there.
“Jimi? Kxs?” Sama said, eyes wide, “We just...saw you go into the woods...what...? And where did you get those new clothes?”
'Jimi' and 'Kxs' stood there now. Jimi was dressed in a dark trench coat, his headband now dark red, holding his hands up, fire burning from them. Though, he also seemed a little taller now.
Next to him was Kxs, who like Jimi seemed taller, a little older. She wore a red mask over her eyes, and her outfit was now blue, and wore a blue skirt over her pants. She held up a Custard saber, glaring at the two.
“Tell us...how did you get through the shield? Where are the others?” 'Jimi' shouted, “I'm not very patient...”
Back in the woods, Kxs sighed. She had thought she saw a person, but was mistaken, and she and Jimi were returning back to the clearing, but paused at the edge, seeing themselves facing Kimi and Sama.
“We should do something!” Kxs said, but Jimi grabbed her shoulder.
“Hold on...I want to see what happens...We don't want to mess with anything we don't know.”
Kxs paused, but nodded.
“What are you talking about?” Kimi huffed, “And this is reallll funny clone-boy, but-”
Kimi never got any farther, as a fist had shoved itself into her stomach, the super heroine flying backwards, smashing into a tree, the trench coated Jimi then holding up his hand, firing a blast of lightning forward, hitting Kimi.
“Hey!” Sama yelled, bringing his saber around to slash at Jimi, and suddenly found himself blasted back himself as the blue wearing Kxs held up her hand, solar energy glowing there.
“Not so fast...” 'Kxs' said, glaring at him.
Trench coated Jimi had flown forward, Kimi getting back up, suddenly finding herself getting punched repeatedly, each punch bringing with it an added effect. Either hard with rock, burning with fire, sparking with lightning, or freezing with ice.
Kimi flew backwards, growling as this Jimi continued his assault.
“You're slower then usual Kimi,” the trench coated Jimi muttered, appearing behind Kimi, spinning and slamming his foot into the back of her head, Kimi smashing into the ground.
This Jimi held up his hand, elemental energy gathering in it. “Whatever the reason is, it'll be your downfall...”
Sama found himself dueling with the masked Kxs, saber meeting saber, the sidekick unable to get over to Kimi.
“Jimiiii...” the real Kxs said from the forest, “We can't let them...you know!”
Jimi sighed, nodding his head, “Yah, you're right...”
In a burst of green, Jimi shot from the foliage, as the trench coated Jimi fired his blast of energy.
“HA!” Jimi yelled, kicking the blast away. This energy was very familiar to him...
“What the...Another...me?” the trench coated Jimi said, staring down at the real Jimi.
“I'm sorry...why it was a lot of fun watching you beat her up, it'd be frowned on back home if I let you kill her,” Jimi sighed. The blue wearing Kxs and Sama paused, the real Kxs staring as well.
“Great...
two of them,” Kimi muttered from the ground, getting up slowly, “And...ow...”
“...Who are you?” the trench coated Jimi wondered, glancing down at them.
“I'm you...But from a different dimension I believe,” the real Jimi answered, “I think we have a few things to discuss...”
[. . .]
“WHAT HAPPENED TO HAMMAH?!” Crystal yelled, shaking The Spork.
“Ahhhhh!” Spork yelled, and when Crystal stopped, Spork shook his head, getting his bearings. He and the other Custard folk, minus Jimi and Kxs, were at the Spoon Building. Crystal had gathered the other Flan-I as well there.
“He was kidnapped...” Spork said, and held up his hand, “And I thought it prudent to not hurt him to get at Chaos Man.”
Crystal sighed, nodding her head, “Alright...fine...and the others?”
“Kimi, Sama, Jimi, and Kxs went after them,” Spork continued, “So we came here to find out what exactly happened. Chaos Man took something from the lab, but I don't know what. He did something to my systems, so they're down right now...Thankfully Eddie has backups on a separate one, so he's trying to repair things and see what's missing.”
“I think he took something from the K Tower too...” Rowen spoke up, “But we have no idea what...”
“I can't sense them anywhere,” Avenger added, with a frown, “Like they just upped and disappeared. If they were anywhere in the world, I'd be able to find them...”
Crystal frowned, looking worried, “Well, what does that mean?”
“Chaos Man wants something...” Spoon spoke up, “Back with the Door of Destiny...He was looking for something...Maybe he found another way to where he wanted to go.”
“Different dimensions! Of course!” Spork shouted. From his pockets he suddenly pulled out an odd device, and began to rapidly type on it, “Jimi and Kimi have been to a few alternate dimensions themselves...And if the multiverse theory is correct, any futures from any time line would exist...meaning he could find what he's looking for!...But how? And why would he need Hammah?”
“I think the better question is how do we find them all,” Crystal said with a frown, “Hammah's kidnapped by Chaos Man! That can't be good!”
“Well...the lab's busted...I'm not in any shape to make something...the only other place I could think of to that would have the necessary supplies would be...sigh...” Spork shook his head, “This...will be difficult.”
[. . .]
Spork, Crystal, Avenger, Rowen, The Spoon, and HA now found themselves outside S.A.I.N.T. Headquarters, Vidit staring at the group of six.
“You want me to let you use S.A.I.N.T. equipment to make a machine that will let you punch through other dimensions, on a theory that Chaos Man may be doing that somehow with Hammah?” Vidit wondered, raising an eyebrow, “And furthermore, you want me to let Spork and HA be the ones to build it?”
Vidit blinked, as Crystal grabbed his shirt, pulling him forward and glaring at him.
“Have you ever seen a mother protect her kids?” she asked. Vidit gulped.
“But...he's not even...” he trailed off, seeing her eyes.
“I...I'll see what I can do...” Vidit said, Crystal letting him go, the S.A.I.N.T. agent shaking slightly as he turned. He wondered if 'threat of disembowelment from a protective mother' was a good excuse for letting non agents use S.A.I.N.T. property.
Least they didn't smash the door open at least.
[. . .]
“Hmmm...this isn't where I want to be...” Chaos Man muttered, rubbing his chin, as he, CHoW, and Halberd looked over the screen, “And it seems some of the others have followed us...”
The view screen showed Rapid Island...At least, the computer told them it was Rapid Island. Much of it was gray, ruined. A few desolate buildings here and there. Only one city was seen in the ruins. A dark one, and scanners indicated large Flan energy there.
Rotten Flan energy.
However, there was one spot that was green. It was where there Teh City and Teh Town was. It was covered by some sort of energy dome, and Custard energy came from that.
“Looks like a pretty desolate place...” Halberd commented, “I like it.”
“Yes...but it's not what I'm looking for...I'm not even sure if we can find any good allies here...Yes, evil Flan-I, but still...Not what I need. Nothing that can help me here...We'll need to move again...”
Chaos Man turned to Hammah now, who was glaring at them.
“Do me a favor, and spark, boy,” Chaos Man smiled, “I know you want to. You have such a unique power. You can make people think differently...”
“Yah...it lets me show people the error of their ways,” Hammah said, still trying to get out. The helmet seemed to be preventing him from accessing his other Custard powers.
“Oh, no, no, no, no,” Chaos Man smiled, waving a finger, “It's so much more then that...you manipulate the Heart itself...You've turned negative emotions into good ones, right? Well, you can turn good ones into bad ones too...”
He grinned, pressing a hand against the glass, “Hope into fear. Glee into despair...Love into loathing...”
Chaos Man grinned wider at that last one, Hammah pausing, but still glaring at him.
“What are you trying to do anyways? Why do you need me?” Hammah asked, changing the subject, glancing to the rings.
“These rings...run on emotions. With your lightning, we can make any emotion and go to an infinite number of worlds...Somewhere, is the right one I need...And I need you to reach deep down in yourself. Your true potential. I want to see you use a negative emotion. Somewhere in there...That should be where I can find what I want,” Chaos Man said, eyes wide with barely hidden glee. “So think...call up something particularly painful...And use it's power.”
Hammah merely glared at Chaos Man, refusing to even give off a spark.
Chaos Man sighed, then waved his hand. The clear case around Hammah slid back up.
“Very well then...I'll have to pull one up myself...”
[. . .]
Kimi sighed, finding herself in 'The J Tower.' It was...awkward, to say the least.
“I suppose I should have realized you weren't our Kimi...” trench coat Jimi said, “You're way to weak to be the Kimi I know.”
“Hey!” Kimi growled, “I am NOT!”
“Relax!” the masked Kxs said, “From the looks of it, we have a few years on you guys.”
“Yah. More training,” the real Jimi said. “So where are we going?”
“To see The Professor,” trench coat Jimi answered, “He'll know what's up.”
“So...ummm...Kimi and I are evil here?” Sama wondered, rubbing the back of his head, “Just so we're clear.”
“Yes...” trench coat Jimi nodded, “As are most of the Flan-I...”
Kimi paused, “And who aren't?”
“Rush, Rowen, TS, and Halberd,” TC Jimi said, “And there's Thunder, who's both Flan and Custard.”
“Thunder's a good guy?” Kxs said, surprised.
“Yah!” masked Kxs chuckled, “You can't find a nicer guy!”
“I bet Hammah and him have made good friends then,” the real Jimi smiled warmly. TC Jimi and masked Kxs stopped suddenly.
“Hammah...isn't around anymore...” TC Jimi said softly, “It...I can't say...”
Before either of the four others could ask, the door in front of them opened, and they saw The Spork. He was dressed the same as his counterpart they all knew, but instead of a vaguely annoyed expression on his face, he wore a large grin, looking at the group.
“So these are who tripped the alarm! Jimi, Kxs, you should sense before fighting! Very little actual evil coming from these four, though some definite hostility. Now come in...I suppose you have a lot of questions here. I'll do all I can to help you,” this Spork smiled warmly, and ushered them into a comfortable looking room. This Spork took a seat on a swivel seat, pointing towards others. Kimi, Sama, Jimi, and Kxs took a seat. TC Jimi and masked Kxs paused.
“You two can stay if you want,” Spork said to TC Jimi and masked Kxs, “But feel as though you have to.”
“That's okay...Kxs and I had plans,” TC Jimi said, rubbing the back of his head, “If you need us, you know where to find us.”
Spork nodded, and those two left, and he turned to the four left in the room, the door closing.
“Before you have any questions, let me explain to you the history of this world...Many years ago, there was a powerful Flan-I called The Spoon...however, he became obsessed with power, and went to the dark side...This world befell years upon years of darkness.
“Then, I discovered my own powers. I was recruited into the underground resistance, led by Phazon. As the years went by, I honed my skills. And I created Jimi and Hammah...They are clones, yes, and I hoped they would be able to counter The Spoon's greatest generals, Kimi and Sama.
“We found more Custard-I, and grew stronger. I managed to create a shield that could protect us, and we created this...utopia, of sorts, and protect people in here. Slowly but surely, we are pressing forward and reclaiming more of Rapid Island.
“About a year ago, two things happened though...Phazon attempted to challenge Spoon...He lost, and was killed. And then Hammah...bless his heart, thought he could use his abilities to change the villains...To show them the error of their ways...He never returned, and most everyone believes him to be dead...”
The Spork sighed to himself, pausing a moment before continuing, “And now, I find myself in charge of this city, attempting to get stronger myself for my eventual showdown with Spoon. I can only hope I will be strong enough...Now, what are you four doing in this world?”
It was silent for a few moments, as everyone absorbed that info, and then Sama finally spoke up.
“We were chasing after this villain, called Chaos Man...He kidnapped our Hammah and somehow used him to travel to this dimension, it seems...We need to stop him before it's to late,” Sama answered.
Jimi frowned, seemingly lost in thought now.
“That is...disturbing. Besides you four, we haven't had anyone new appear in the dome,” The Spork said, “You do not know how this happened?”
“I...think I know...” Jimi spoke up. “Kimi...remember when The King returned? And we went through different dimensions?”
“Yah, I do...” Kimi said.
“You went to different dimensions?!” Sama shouted, “Why didn't you tell me?”
“Eh, it was boring,” Kimi shrugged.
“We fought evil versions of ourselves...” Jimi said, but then shook his head, “But that's not the point! What matters is how we did it! Those rings that crazy scientist gave us! Remember how they worked?”
“...Plothole?” Kimi shrugged again. Jimi sighed, rubbing his forehead.
“No...emotions. If we had the same emotion, we went to a different world! That's what Chaos Man has! He's stolen those rings, and is using Hammah to make him go to different worlds!” Jimi said, “That's how he's doing it!”
“Wait, wait...doesn't that mean that maybe they've already left here?” Kxs said, looking scared, “What if we're trapped here and can't get home?”
“You shouldn't be...” The Spork spoke up, “Not if Kimi and Jimi are the original wielders of those rings...Where they go, you should go. You'll be connected to them.”
The four looked to each other.
“So either we wait until a portal appears, or try to find Chaos Man?” Kimi wondered, “I really don't want to just wait here when their's bad guys needing a beating!”
“It is much to dangerous for you to leave the dome,” Spork said, “I won't stop you, but you'd be killed. The Spoon would not like competition, even if they're alternate versions of his generals.”
Kimi sighed, “Fine...I guess...Wow...I feel...weird...”
Jimi paused, shaking his head, “Me...too...”
[. . .]
Chaos Man held his hand in front of Hammah, focusing, Hammah squirming, resisting the urge to try and zap the evil doer.
“Come on...You can't get home unless you do something!” Chaos Man laughed.
Hammah frowned, then sparked, lightning traveling through the wires, the rings activating, being pressed together.
The saucer began to shake, as another portal began to appear, and took them in!
[. . .]
“Wow!” Kimi and Jimi yelled, as a portal appeared between them suddenly. The Spork stepped back, as the other four glanced to each other, then jumped through...
As they went through, they thought they heard a voice...
“Not yet...but you'll visit us again soon...”[. . .]
“Should we use the Atomic Stabilizer?”
“That piece of junk? We'd have better luck hooking up the toaster.”
“Ooooh, can we?”
“...After I fiddle with it.”
“Are you
sure they know what they're doing?” Vidit wondered nervously, watching as Spork and HA fiddled with various devices. With Chaos Man being a high priority target, Spork and HA were allowed access to various devices. Many of which were taken apart now.
“...Don't they need a blueprint?!” Vidit shouted suddenly, as the two began to weld things, “And...are they making cup holders?!”
“From what I know about Sporky, you don't question his method,” Avenger said, “He gets the job done.”
“Fine...fine...” Vidit sighed, “But what are you and Rowen doing here? I mean, I see why Crystal would be here, and Spoon as well...”
“We're the most important parts of the machine,” Rowen answered, “Spork already knows my Chaos Control has the potential to reach other worlds...at least, sub dimensions...”
Rowen paused, remembering when he and Spork were in the Realm of Darkness...That Homunculi...
“So his Chaos Control to punch through dimensions, and my Instant Transmission to find who we're looking for,” Avenger finished, “So the machine's basically to just amplify our abilities in that aspect...and make sure our atoms aren't all switched around or something weird happen. Like turning into a penguin.”
“Alright...” Vidit nodded. He paused, seeing Crystal looking worried, pacing back and forth, Spoon trying to comfort his former student.
“We'll find them...don't worry...” Spoon said to Crystal, who just nodded.
[. . .]
The machine was beginning to take shape. It had two different seats, one for Rowen, the other for Avenger. HA was beginning to build the main shell, while Spork was typing rapidly, creating the proper program.
“How many other people are going?” HA wondered, “I mean, it's not like we're all going to be able to go...and we have to remember we're bringing back at least five people.”
“...Two...” Spork answered, “I know the program. So I have to go.”
“So who would the other one be?” HA asked.
Spork paused, then glanced over to Crystal, who was still looking worried.
“Ahh...right...” HA said, “She'd kill us if she didn't come too. It'll be a bit crowded once we get everyone though.”
“Doesn't matter. We just need this to get them, and to get back. As long as it holds together,” Spork answered, “And I'll pack some extra Elixirs.”
“Don't worry. When I'm done, this thing will be able to sustain a barrage of tanks!” HA grinned.
“You mean 'from' tanks, right?”
“No, I do not.”
“...okay then.”
[. . .]
“This isn't where I want to be either!” Chaos Man growled, turning to Hammah, and began to fiddle with his armband. “I should teach you a lesson in disobeying your superiours!”
“Fine! You want other dimensions...” Hammah said, his hands sparking wildly with different colors, “I'll give you different dimensions!”
Lightning of a multitude of colors shot through the wires, going through the device, the rings activating again, and began to press together...
[. . .]
Kimi fell downwards, blinking rapidly, staring at what looked like herself in a beige trench coat and detective's hat.
“Go-Go Kimi power punch!” the other Kimi shouted, her arm shot out, smashing into the face of a figure with a claw for a hand.
“No, my face!” the clawed one said, covering it with his claw and regular hand, “Curse you Inspector Kimi!”
“Hah! No one can stop me! Now to go home and make my niece do work for no chores, and to make sure she didn't let the dog inside!” Inspector Kimi declared. Before the real Kimi could say anything, she was suddenly whisked away.
[. . .]
Jimi and Kxs blinked, looking around at a fairly normal looking table, having been deposited there.
“What are we doing? Where are we going...why am I singing?~” Jimi started, then grabbed his throat, suddenly finding himself singing.
“I don't know, where should we go, why aren't the others here?~” Kxs wondered, then blinked, also singing.
“Maybe, it's this place, maybe, it's not out of place?~” Jimi answered, still finding himself singing. “I guess we need to wait, in the meantime, let's enjoy this plate.~”
As they song, a waiter seemed to appear, and gave them each a plate with a pie on it.
“Oh, this looks so gooood!~” Kxs sang, “I wonder, if we really shoooould.~”
“Hey, it's pie. I think that's really fly.~” Jimi grinned, and scarfed down his pie.
“Sigh...he just eats it right away...~” Kxs sang, slower then Jimi was, “He's always so brash...and just a little bit crash...~
“Why can't he be, more the like the hero he claims to beeeee?~” Kxs continued, then paused, “And did I say that aloud?~”
“Err...yah you did, but don't worry. I think, it's kinda funny~” Jimi smiled. “And a little bit cuuuute...~...What am I saying?!~”
“This world is like a musical!~ Our notes, aren't out of tune!~ We're singing what we're thinking...and you look cute with pie on your face...~” Kxs sang back, then clapped her hands over her mouth.
The two blinked, then, thankfully, and portal appeared, and soon they were whisked away before the two spilled anything else.
[. . .]
Sama blinked, finding himself upside down in a tree, looking at path, as what looked like him walking down the path, though he had a backpack on.
Glancing down the path, Sama saw that it split into three different ways.
The other Sama paused, then turned to no one.
“Alright, which way should I go to get to Candy Mountain?” the other Sama asked, staring blankly at nothing, “Should I go to the right path?” he paused, and pointed down that path.
“Should I go down the middle path?” he pointed down the next path. Silence echoed.
“Should I go down the left path?” the other Sama asked.
More silence, and the real Sama in the tree wondered vaguely if he was talking to him...self...
“The left path? Okay!” the other Sama grinned, and turned to go down the left path. The real Sama blinked, and saw what looked like Rowen, though his blue headband was now around the eyes, as a masked, with holes to see.
“Hmmm?” the other Sama paused, then turned, seeing Rowen creeping up.
“Rowen no swiping! Rowen no swiping!” the other Sama shouted, Rowen still creeping forward, “Rowen no swiping!”
The Rowen paused, then sighed, snapping his fingers.
“Oh man!” this Rowen sighed, and turning to leave.
The other Sama continued down the path, and the real Sama blinked, suddenly being whisked away again.
[. . .]
Kimi paused again, finding herself in yet another world. Looking around, she noticed as the street seemed quiet...until some words came out to her.
“Revenge is a dish...best served cold...But I prefer my food warm...”
Kimi raised an eyebrow, floating up into the air, then blinked, seeing what looked like herself, in a bloody wedding dress, skating down the street, holding two bloody knives.
“So when I come for you...the first thing I will do...Is rip off and chew on your arm!” the crazed Kimi laughed.
“Ahhhhh!” Kimi then heard, blinking as she turned, seeing some random guy run down the alleyway. The wedding dress wearing Kimi paused, then skated towards the man.
“...That's...weird...” Kimi muttered, as portal opened up by her, deafening the screams from the alleyway.
[. . .]
More worlds, even faster, seeing a multitude of different places as they chased after Chaos Man, trying to stop him, but the jumping kept happening...
But soon, Hammah tired from the constant shifting of emotions with his lightning...and soon, they would stop.
[. . .]
The machine was complete, looking a bit like a spaceship. Avenger and Rowen were being hooked in, Spork typing rapidly at the controls in the ship, doing the finishing touches.
“So this thing can't be used as a weapon of destruction?” Vidit wondered, still looking worried. Crystal was also inside, ready to start off.
“If I told you no, would you believe me?” HA asked.
Vidit paused, then sighed, “Yah, you're right...”
“Hey, it can't get to other dimensions without Rowen. And without Avenger, they're rudderless, so it won't work unless both of them work together, plus me or Spork to work it,” HA continued, “And we let you download Cortana into it.”
“Eddie's on there too though...” Vidit said, “Then again, he's not really evil or anything...”
HA just chuckled, as Spork finished up.
“Alright! We're ready!” Spork shouted. Everyone stepped back, as the doors closed.
“Avenger, Rowen, go!” Spork yelled, taking his own seat.
Rowen focused, blue energy sparking from him, channeling through the machine.
“Chaos...Con...trol!” Rowen yelled, the machine turning blue, Avenger concentrating hard, attempting to find the others.
However, the blue energy died down quickly, only lasting a few seconds.
“Ugh...it's just not enough...” Rowen muttered from his seat, “It's to much...We need...more power.”
Spork frowned, opening the door. “More power...Maybe...It's a long shot...”
“What, what do we need?” Crystal demanded, getting up.
“...The Master Flan and The Master Custard...Hook them up with Rowen and Avenger, and that should give us more then enough power,” Spork answered, “The only power sources we have readily available…”
Crystal sighed. Convincing the others to use the Master Flan for this might be a long shot…
“…I’ll go get the Master Custard,” Spork said, “Since it’s at my lab.” He paused slightly, thinking, “And tell Spoon I have the same fears of the Master Custard being stolen of him with the Master Flan…”
With that, Spork stepped out of the machine, Avenger unplugging himself from the machine, to accompany him back to the lab to get the Master Custard.
Something the warping Custard-I had never seen himself.
This left the Flan-I and Vidit, Crystal turning to Spoon with pleading eyes.
“…Fine…” Spoon sighed, “I’ll talk to Mojohanna…Sama owes me money for maxing out my cards again anyways.”
Crystal smiled happily, and soon, the plan was once again in motion.
[. . .]
As the energy died down, the entire saucer began to shake, losing altitude as the energy from Hammah’s lightning leaped everywhere, CHoW and Halberd trying to keep it steady.
With the power flickering, Hammah paused, closing his eyes and focusing. The helmet flew off his head, and focusing on his Custard, he soon came undone from the clasps keeping him, and jumped up.
“What?! Stop him!” Chaos Man yelled, then turned at Hammah himself, his strange armband glowing.
Hammah held up his hands, lightning sparking through them as he suddenly fell downwards, pressing his hands to the ground, the multitude of colors spinning through the metal floor and hitting Chaos Man, CHoW, and Halberd.
As they were distracted, Hammah moved, feeling the machinery with his Custard, and a hatch above them opened. He jumped, scrambled for the edge and pulled himself out, clambering over the end before someone could grab his leg.
Without thinking, he stood up and jumped into the air, blinking as he noticed houses far below him.
“Uh oh…Maybe I should have thought this through!” Hammah shouted, and attempted to flap his arms and fly, but to no avail.
As he plummeted through the air, he racked his brains, thinking, when an idea occurred to him.
“Wait…I remember Sama telling me a trick with his lightning…he used it fly a bit! Maybe I can too!” Hammah thought to himself. His hands once more sparked, and he felt tired. All the emotional lightning from earlier was beginning to affect him.
The spark died down, and he gulped. He was just to tired! His escape from the saucer had been adrenaline acting up.
What was he going to do now?
As the clone continued to drop, he closed his eyes, attempting to focus.
“Come on…come on…I can’t die…not here…” Hammah muttered to himself, then felt something in him stir.
“Wow!” Hammah said, then felt himself slow down, and begin to gently lower himself, his Custard Aura flaring all around him, “This…power…it feels like…Pibb!”
Hammah broke into a smile. That power Pibb had given him, when Thunder first appeared. It was keeping him alive, bringing him to the ground safely.
As his feet landed on the ground, he paused. The place…It looked like Teh Town, only…cleaner…nicer.
He smiled to himself, then collapsed, exhausted.
[. . .]
“We’ve
got to stop doing this…” Kimi muttered, getting up slowly, rubbing her head. She, Sama, Jimi, and Kxs now found themselves deposited in a street, looking around to try and figure out where they were.
“Hey, look!” Jimi shouted, pointing upwards. Everyone glanced up, and they saw the L.A.S.O.O.F. saucer coming downwards, heading for the park in an emergency landing.
Kimi didn’t waste any time, flying right after it. Sama sighed and ran after him, using the Flan to jump high and far.
Jimi grabbed Kxs, picking her up and flying after the two, as the saucer landed in the park, uprooting trees.
The four stopped outside it, as the top latch opened up, CHoW jumping out, followed by Halberd, then Chaos Man, who looked angry, holding the green rings in his left hand.
“He was using the rings!” Jimi shouted, pointing to Chaos Man. The angry Flan-I/Pudding-I put the rings into a pocket now, looking at the four.
“I needed to blow off some steam,” Chaos Man snorted, “We’ll kill you four, I’ll get that other clone, and be on my way.”
“Heh, any plan where we get to slice some hero is a good one in my book!” CHoW grinned, activating his saber, Halberd doing the same.
“We better be careful…” Jimi said, “Kimi, we can probably take Chaos Man if we…”
Jimi trailed off, Kimi no longer there, having flown right at Chaos Man, pulling back her fist and smashing into his head, forcing the villain backwards.
“Go! I bet Sama and I can take these two losers!” Kxs said, pulling out her saber.
“Yah,” Sama said, nodding, “You’ve help us before against the really big villains after all…”
Jimi nodded to them, then flew forward himself, Chaos Man dodging Kimi’s blows with a smirk.
The two super powered teens let loose at the strange man, who continued to dodge both their blows with relative ease. He then jumped back, holding his hand up, triangles of energy bursting outwards, overtaking the two and sending them backwards.
“I'm getting really tired of this...” Kimi growled, getting back up, “Why can't I just punch this guy out?”
“He's to strong...” Jimi said, standing up next to her, “Though, going through dimensions, reminded me...we have one other trick we can try...”
“I'd rather just punch him some more...”
“And that worked so well in the past?” Jimi asked, raising an eyebrow.
“...I really hate it when you make sense,” Kimi sighed, “What do you have in mind?”
“We could try fusing again,” Jimi suggested. Green lightning flew over their heads, Sama's attack going wild as he dodged an attack from CHoW.
“I...don't remember how to do that...” Kimi answered. Chaos Man watched the two discuss things.
“As fun as this is, I really should get back to killing you,” Chaos Man yawned, twisting something on his armband.
“...Oh...smurf...” Jimi and Kimi muttered.
[. . .]
“Ooooh...” Hammah blinked, feeling something cool on his forehead. Where was he?
“He's up! Spork, he's up!”
“M...mom?” Hammah muttered, sitting up slowly. He blinked wearily, looking at the scene before him. Was this his room?
Two faces swam in front of him...Crystal Rose and Spork.
“Mom! Dad!” Hammah suddenly shouted, “Yay, I made it back!”
He darted forward and suddenly grabbed the two into a hug, then pulled back again, “I...am home, right?”
Spork sighed slightly, shaking his head, “Well...yes and no...This isn't your home dimension...but...”
“Our Hammah isn't around anymore...” Crystal Rose sighed. Hammah blinked, looking at the two of them.
“But what...did he...did I...?”
“Oh! He's fine!” Spork said quickly, “He just left...He was a big hero here, and wanted to help others...He went to other dimensions, to try and help them. He's been gone for a few years...”
Hammah paused, nodding his head slowly, “Oh...that's good then...Where's everyone else?”
“Oh, here and there,” Crystal smiled, “Your father and I were out for a walk when we found you, collapsed on the street. We knew we had to help you! So we brought you back, and Spork did some scanning...”
“You two were...out on a walk?” Hammah blinked, “What?”
Spork grinned slightly, “Ahh...we must not get along in your world...This world...is at peace. There are no villains anymore. At least, nothing the joint forces of the Flan-I and Custard-I can't handle.”
Hammah smiled now at that, “That sounds...really nice.”
“It is...do you know how you got here?” Spork continued, looking concerned.
“I...” Hammah paused, then sighed. “Well, here's what happened...”
[. . .]
“You want me to let a well known villain have access to the Master Flan?” Mojohanna said, raising an eyebrow as The Spoon chuckled to himself, in the K Tower.
“Look, I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important...Besides, Kimi and Sama are probably stuck in some alternate dimension too. We need to help them,” Spoon said, “Plus Crystal threatened to tear off my legs and feed them to Shannon...”
“
Crystal did?” Mojohanna asked, “That...seems unlikely.”
“Have you seen the video of her beating up CHoW and Rowen at the carnival?” Spoon shot back.
“...You're right...” Mojohanna nodded, “Fine, but I'm bringing it to the ship thing.”
“Fair enough,” Spoon sighed, “I'll help carry it...”
[. . .]
“Oh my!” Crystal Rose said, looking to Hammah, “That sounds so horrible!”
“It does...” Spork added with a sad nod, “You sound like you could really use a break...”
Crystal paused, then glanced over to Spork, the two seeming to talk to each other in their heads before turning back to Hammah.
“You know...you could stay here if you wanted...” Crystal began, “We've all been missing our Hammah, especially Spork and me. We wouldn't mind at all if you stayed...”
Hammah paused. This world...was nice. It felt peaceful to him.
No real villains...His parents got along so well! Jimi and Kimi weren't constantly in a never ending fight, and things were just...peaceful. He could have a normal life here.
But...what about...home? What about The Professor? His mother? His brother...the others...He couldn't just leave them, right?
Oh, but he wanted to stay here, so bad. This is what he wanted most out of life. A family that was together, a world without so much hate. A dream come true!
A dream, he doubted miserably, that would ever happen at home.
“Professor! Something is triggering a disturbance in the outskirts of Teh Town!” the voice of Eddie suddenly chimed up.
“Maybe it's this Chaos Man you told of us...Eddie, show us!” Spork said. From the wall a screen appeared, flicking on, showing Chaos Man, CHoW, and Halberd fighting Kimi, Jimi, Sama, and Kxs.
The heroes seemed to be loosing...
“Oh no! We have to help them!” Hammah shouted, looking desperately to Spork and Crystal.
Spork and Crystal nodded, getting up, Hammah scrambling out of bed.
The three headed outside quickly…
[. . .]
“Like shooting fish in a barrel!” Chaos Man laughed, waving his hand and sending the four heroes flying backwards. CHoW and Halberd had stopped fighting, as Chaos Man stepped forward, taking all four on at once.
Kimi growled, stepping forward and taking a deep breath.
“Uh, uh, uh…” Chaos Ma smirked, darting forward and placing a hand over Kimi’s mouth, “No Sonic Scream for you.”
Green lightning and solar energy shot into his sides now, forcing him backwards, Jimi flying downwards and slamming a fire infused fist into Chaos Man’s gut.
The man stumbled backwards, merely smirking, “Tsk…Is that all you really have? Honestly, I thought you’d all be a bit tougher.”
Chaos Man held up his hand, twisting the armband as energy condensed in it, ready to attack them all with one last attack.
Suddenly, lightning burned through him, making him drop his concentration.
“DON’T HURT THEM!” Hammah yelled, racing forward. The others paused, seeing what looked like Spork and Crystal behind them, both sparking with their own lightning.
“Brother!” Jimi grinned, then glanced to Chaos Man, who seemed to be twitching slightly, as if arguing with himself.
Gritting his teeth, Jimi flew forward, tackling Chaos Man and reached his hand into his pocket.
“GRAH!” Chaos Man yelled, smacking Jimi and sending the clone flying, who landed with a thud by Kxs.
“Jimi! Are you okay?” Kxs wondered, Hammah pausing as Chaos Man seemed to collect himself.
“Yah…I…got the rings…” Jimi coughed, getting back up, “Kimi, here!”
Jimi tossed one of the rings to Kimi, who caught it, and they both placed them on their fingers.
“We can’t let these guys stay here though!” Hammah shouted, running over the others from his dimension, “This place…it’s…to nice.”
Sama paused, looking over at Spork and Crystal, who were watching the five, and keeping an eye on the villains. CHoW and Halberd had both pulled out their sabers, ready to continue fighting.
“Let’s see if this works…” Kimi muttered, and Jimi and she put the rings together, desperate to find a way home.
A portal opened before them, and they turned.
“If you want my brother, you better go after him!” Jimi yelled to the villains, picking up Hammah, “Sorry!”
He tossed Hammah through the portal, then jumped in himself.
“GRAH!” Chaos Man yelled again, darting forward and jumping through the portal as well. CHoW and Halberd ran after him, Kimi, Sama, and Kxs jumping through last, as the portal closed.
When it did, this Crystal Rose sighed, shaking her head, “I suppose it’s for the best…”
“Don’t worry…” this Spork said, “I’m sure our Hammah will return someday…”
[. . .]
“So, I get to see the innermost workings of your lab?” Avenger wondered, as he and Spork stopped at by a door which led to an elevator.
“No...only T.H.E.M. members allowed past this point. You have to wait here as I get it,” Spork answered. Avenger made a face, as the door opened, Spork stepping into it, and descending downwards.
Down, down, down. Spork stood there, impassive. He was worried about Hammah. He knew Jimi could take care of himself, but Hammah...he was much more naïve. Foolish. And Chaos Man had him.
The elevator stopped, and Spork stepped through it, making his way down a hallway, and stopping at another door, which he inputted a code into.
More doors, more security. And finally, the last door, which looked like a simple blank wall.
Holding up his Keyblade, he pointed it forward. A flash of light shot from it, and a keyhole appeared in wall, and disappeared.
Sitting on a raised pedestal, sat a very large bowl, glowing softly with Custard energy, attached to it a number of wires and devices.
“Attention all T.H.E.M. members. We will be switching to back up power until I return the Master Custard here. I need it...” Spork spoke into his lab coat, his voice echoing through the underground caves that made T.H.E.M. headquarters.
He waved his hand, the wires coming undone from the Master Custard, and hefting it up, Spork headed back for the elevator...
[. . .]
At first, Hammah thought maybe he had collapsed again, but it soon became clear that wherever they were, it was simply dark.
“Well, finally you’re here. I wondered how long it would take you.”
Hammah froze…That voice…it couldn’t be…?
Hammah suddenly found himself lifted into the air, pinned to a wall, unable to move as some telekinetic force kept him pinned there.
“Who…who’s there?” Hammah asked. He wondered where is brother was…He wondered where the others were.
“Oh, no need to be scared,” the voice said, stepping forward from the shadows.
Black and gray boots, dark red pants…and a black jacket with yellow buttons.
Reddish-blond hair hung from his head, brown eyes glancing over some sunglasses at Hammah.
“After all, it’s just…you…”
[. . .]
SK&WS: Dimension Duality, An evil plan, and references galore!
